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Johnny at Home

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Home isn't always a place.

Link to my brain droppings from this place here: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:omvdxrugofjghz26s32f7z7o/feed/aaaht3ahrlxmg

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daryl "cherche le travail" bartley 🏳️‍⚧️ 's avatar daryl "cherche le travail" bartley 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social
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looking at the thermometer

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KIMBLY💕✨ 's avatar KIMBLY💕✨ @k1m.bsky.social
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call me an iPhone 6 the way I get all hot and bothered when you turn me on because my battery is rotting and I need to be fixed

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June 27, duh That's the day that...uh...y'know, that thing happened we all know about

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Nightmare scenario right up there with being called onto TV to be interviewed in real time with a satellite delay and a hostile/condescending show host 🥶

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Kind of wish blocking someone removed them from our follower counts, though 😑

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Stirring natural peanut butter, pretending I'm an apocethary at an old timey medicine shoppe preparing a salve

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Micah's avatar Micah @rincewind.run
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the "liberal media" everyone

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Trying to close-follow LotR is tough enough on its own, but to be this bad too 😅

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I think you have to invite them in first, it's like some kind of rule

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He's a Reagan racist. Lets policy do the talking. 😑

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Mina Li (she/her)'s avatar Mina Li (she/her) @codenameminali.bsky.social
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turns out my state is having a contest on "I Voted" sticker designs, and I would like to show you the most metal one by a middle schooler:

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It would be funnier if he called her Top Cop on account of all his felonies, but he probably doesn't want to seem like he's anti-police while he tries to skirt the law

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Every one of these Star Wars movie opening crawls starts out with some variation of "Everything sucks shit right now. The bad guys are being mean to everyone"

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That sounds like trying to sleep in a bed next to a cat

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Dell Cameron's avatar Dell Cameron @dell.bsky.social
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This always happens. It’s confusing for people out of state, but Whataburger is actually a network of county-level government agencies.

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grace's avatar grace @acab4cutie.top
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cyber trucks after it rains one time:

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Imagine getting assigned to run the weapons system on the most elite, badass battlestation in the galaxy, and they give you a penis helmet to wear. Devastating. Only thing worse is the underbite helmet.

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TFW you're sunning yourself on a rock in Beggar's Canyon and hear the distant echo of a T-16 Skyhopper approaching

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Yeah, it's like that all over...people are being like "oh, it's 113 out? Pfft. I remember it being way hotter back in 19blahblahblah." It's like some kind of mental block people have to protect themselves from the reality - shit's fucked

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I absolutely cannot take necro Palpatine seriously, all I can think of is deadly neurotoxin

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FK's avatar FK @funkelly.bsky.social
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not me clicking on elon’s X logo in an article cuz i mistook it for an ad’s close button. excellent branding.

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Imagine the hilarious trolling Putin could do just by going on national television and saying how much he liked Starbucks or something

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Brosephine Wires's avatar Brosephine Wires @joparkerbear.bsky.social
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Nearing the peak of my chicken pot pie era

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Sometimes Ben Folds Six, or even Seven. Five's just the moving average.

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we are all god’s children and he locked us in a hot car

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I have to (get to) visit AZ from time to time for work, but I've not had the opportunity to get a face full of dirt before 🥲

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I grew up along that dark red/brown line between OH and PA, seeing debris falling out of the sky all around me (including splintered 2x4s, insulation, & a tennis shoe) was one of my first solid memories. Can definitely relate

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Lauren McKenzie [free 🇵🇸]'s avatar Lauren McKenzie [free 🇵🇸] @themckenziest.gay
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Well this is fucking terrifying (and way more important than which evil dipshit politician occupies our government on behalf of the worst of humanity)

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Tyler King's avatar Tyler King @tylerking.bsky.social
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An increasing body of studies suggests prolonged exposure to noise pollution may cause cardiovascular damage. One local bitcoin mine was producing well over the local allowable noise volume.

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