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kate @katewitko.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 08:05 UTC

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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 08:07 UTC

wow!!

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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 07:55 UTC

oh i was just curious

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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 07:53 UTC

if an alien ever tries to zap me with his stupid little ray gun he's gonna find himself in a world of hurt

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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 07:03 UTC

nice to know 👍

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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 06:54 UTC

are you guys taking requests

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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 06:51 UTC

pretty sure i just saw god eating trash out of the dumpster. sort of a raccoon lookin guy, right

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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 06:36 UTC

you da man. rip btw

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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 06:31 UTC

can i use some of your car

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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 06:25 UTC

if you lined up every number end to end they would stretch all the way from here to the north pole

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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 06:21 UTC

if the apocalypse started happening i'd get to work right away on welding a few cars together

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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 05:46 UTC

furiosa's behavior makes a lot more sense now that i've seen some of what she's been through

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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 05:34 UTC

no comment

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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 04:14 UTC

i am neck deep in NDAs so no questions please, ever

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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 03:11 UTC

he's like, LIBERTARIAN libertarian

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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 03:11 UTC

my official spokesman's "I Have Not Engaged In A Different Course Of Action" statement to the media has the media asking a lot of questions already answered by my official spokesman's statement to the media

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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 03:03 UTC

visited the national oceanographic institute and all these god damn guys were on the roof with binoculars looking at the moon

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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 18:29 UTC

nobody out here doing it like these two

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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 18:19 UTC

the worst Species movie is Species II and the fourth one i think is kinda pretty dope in a Albert Pyun sorta way. hope this helps

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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 15:22 UTC

Smith himself used the pseudonyms [...] Hal Stryker

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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 14:47 UTC

gm

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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 14:46 UTC

don't do this to yourself

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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 12:30 UTC

read it again

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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 11:35 UTC

not saying any more. cutting my losses

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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 10:09 UTC

vegan alert: gwyneth paltrow is decapitated (off screen)

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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 06:42 UTC

even just saying 'Vegetarian' turns my stomach due to the implicit acknowledgement of omnivores, carnivores, etc

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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 05:17 UTC

look out vegans: in this film a woman doesn't eat sausage

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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 04:28 UTC

tough to say honestly i've never read it in order

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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 04:27 UTC

and EVERYONE thinks kids are hot btw. but she's not a kid, so it's fine legally as well

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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 04:21 UTC

lmao holy shit

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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 04:19 UTC

if the whole book is shoe horned in, none of it is

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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 04:15 UTC

Hal Stryker my dude

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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 04:14 UTC

maybe the most prescient book ever written???

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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 04:06 UTC

wait no. eye terminology

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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 04:06 UTC

although i don't agree with some of his mustache terminology

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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 04:04 UTC

he tells it like it is

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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 04:02 UTC

no, i was hit by a number of things, but not a bullet

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