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[my psych turning a dial that titrates my lamictal dosage] you can't.... it's too much...... [me with goku hair] KAMALAAAAAA

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not for us either :(

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oh my god imagine this book if it were also a pantone formula guide

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[my psych turning a dial that titrates my lamictal dosage] you can't.... it's too much...... [me with goku hair] KAMALAAAAAA

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we are also hoping for this

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a friend of mine helped me move one year after being david s pumpkins for halloween and since he loaded a bunch of my shit in his car he also hid the little paper pumpkins that had been a part of his costume in all my things. i was finding them for ages

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they do it in the fucking break room with no shame I HATE THEM

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the lush and verdant dildo fields

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bsky.app/profile/kate...

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CRAZY RICH ASIANS

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bastards!!

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it tastes normal. thank you for coming with me on this journey

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i just made it anyway without the milk because we don't have any, we'll see how it is when it cools down

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longtime crmy chkn fan

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they changed my packet rice's recipe and now it calls for milk which completely defeats the purpose of packet rice

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just passed this incredibly posh looking woman sitting at a table outside my work and right as i walked by she let out this super loud gutteral belch i am in love with her

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Everything lives rent-free in my head because I refuse to be a landlord

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your landlord is a totally reasonable dude though idk our PMC is just so evil

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there's a clause in our lease about us being responsible for lawncare and landscaping and i know they're going to try to use that

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that's good to know but how much will it cost us

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if they do they could make us pay for it, or even kick us out which would have the benefit of them being able to get new tenants and jack up the rent on this place since we've been paying under market these past 4 years thanks to moving in right before covid

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any maintenance issue is tenfold more stressful when you rent, man. we've got roots growing into our pipes and the property management company has already insinuated that they're going to try to blame us for it somehow

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the music video made it seem kinda like the macarena

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scott played hot to go so i would understand things but i am left with more questions

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I feel like I'm about to lose my fucking mind

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baby i can slur AND i can fall down the stairs

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you make a good point, i would not want to break tradition. but what if i spice it up by requesting the crew perform for me in the style of my choosing

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if i were a guest on below deck i would simply have a nice time in the sun and sea

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lol whoops i went on facebook and scrolled my feed watching my face and body grow thinner the longer i went back and now i want to lay down in a ditch and wait until i waste away to where i only have one chin again

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i think i'm fine with what is already there

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i don't know what a labeler is and i don't want to know

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bluesky mechanic to autoblock anyone who posts a link to a twitter post

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intrusive thought phrase temple grandin

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i like my dumb little drawings but after i post them i'm like oh no i hope no one thinks i think i am actually an artist lol they are doodles for fun

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