june @junlper.bsky.social

twitter is the submarine of social media

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Pollik @pollik.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2023 at 20:18 UTC

Specifically, the Titan (technically a submersible)

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Doll Tears @dolltears.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2023 at 20:10 UTC

that shit imploded so hard

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Paris @paris.liljellybox.ink [ View ] Jul 01, 2023 at 20:40 UTC

except you dont pay with your spare 250k, you pay with your shrinking attention span and deteriorating mental wellbeing

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David @atonal440.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2023 at 23:06 UTC

This implies that all the other social media sites are responsibly built and run, which, lol.

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CMDR Jack L. Frost @fleshless.org [ View ] Jul 01, 2023 at 20:10 UTC

S u b m e r s i b l e .

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brightshadow is living más 🔔 @brightshadow.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2023 at 00:37 UTC

this post is really crushing it

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⚧Eromancy🏳️‍⚧️ @marionette.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2023 at 22:45 UTC

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clint @clintoris.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2023 at 20:51 UTC

Everything’s coming up submersible

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saint 1-8 @simulatedsaint.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2023 at 03:43 UTC

i like seeing billionaires implode

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meganimation @meganimation.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2023 at 20:15 UTC

elon desperately trying to fix twitter with the PS2 controller

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Ashley @shutupashley02.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2023 at 20:31 UTC

T(witter)itan submarine

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🜏 𝙺𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚒𝚎 🜏 @kittiepeters.com [ View ] Jul 02, 2023 at 05:01 UTC

Y'all remember the fail whale?

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Brian Best @brianbest.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2023 at 02:52 UTC

Follow closely by Reddit

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bushra ⚧︎ @queef.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2023 at 20:10 UTC

hi juniper ! love your posts ! keep it up 😊

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☭ Davíd the ExMo Cub🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🐻 @slcsocialist.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2023 at 20:12 UTC

Wish I could reskeet this 🙄

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Robert User @916.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2023 at 01:01 UTC

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WyvernEmergenceHurrah 🏳️‍⚧️ @wyhurrah.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2023 at 20:11 UTC

Watching as my rate limit implodes

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BlueGeorgist @bluegeorgist.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2023 at 04:28 UTC

Twitter be like

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☀Amelia☀ 𓆏 (frog arc) @margaymer.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2023 at 22:50 UTC

Bluesky is the ocean that will catch some of the passenger paste

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how it feels to chew DSM-5 gum @burg.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2023 at 20:11 UTC

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Ian Bowers @iggdawg.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2023 at 20:13 UTC

It's imploding with a billionaire at the helm. This tracks.

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brick @scottpilgrim.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2023 at 23:35 UTC

watching twitter go down is just like the twin towers except if 9/11 was a popular social media platform people were already rooting for the death of

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afastaudir8 @afastaudir8.is-a-kitty.cat [ View ] Jul 02, 2023 at 01:38 UTC

Uh, because it’s literally imploding on itself?

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MERKJONES🇰🇵 @merkjones.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2023 at 20:10 UTC

It's Conair when the prisoners took over.

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bag of cum @coughyhaus.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2023 at 20:35 UTC

its up there with when trump got covid and fyre fest. the children yearn for idiots tripping on their dick

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⛧Jenna Nyx⛧ @jennanyx.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2023 at 10:54 UTC

Unfortunately twitter isn't literally under tons of deep sea pressure, where being a billionaire won't save you from your dumbfuck decisions.

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Adam Kreutinger @puppetnerd.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2023 at 21:00 UTC

I think you mean “Truth Social” 🤣

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Sean Gallagher @thepacketrat.net [ View ] Jul 01, 2023 at 20:55 UTC

*carbon fiber submarine

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keir @ksky.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2023 at 20:18 UTC

a ‘titan’ of the industry

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Rinna 🇲🇽🏳️‍⚧️ @rinrinstrikes.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2023 at 20:12 UTC

This is the skeet version of an SNL bit

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Zion Lacroix @zionlacroix.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2023 at 11:52 UTC

and bluesky is a piece of stool that strains the rectum when constipated

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Lucia Fernanda @lucykoopa.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2023 at 20:11 UTC

hope it does the same to its owner

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Ellie Fincher @kitconnorstans.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2023 at 22:39 UTC

Has Elon Musk thought of seeing the Titanic or is he only interested in Mars

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✖️ HONEYMOSS ✖️ @handle.invalid [ View ] Jul 01, 2023 at 20:24 UTC

Truly

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lateapples @fadingserotonin.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2023 at 20:14 UTC

pleasure to be posting with you again ma’am 🫡

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Her spookiNESS 🖤🎃🖤💜🖤💜 @nessthemess666.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2023 at 20:16 UTC

I think you mean hoagie

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Kumpel @feet.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2023 at 20:37 UTC

Do you think that's funny? Five innocent people died gruesomely by being crushed so hard, that there isn't anything left for crabs to feed on

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조쉬의 가장 친한 친구 @reiningfyre.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2023 at 21:03 UTC

I would have thought maybe the titanic.

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ᚇᚐᚍ ᚑᚃ ᚈᚆᚓ ᚚᚑᚈᚐᚈᚑ @ciara2001.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2023 at 22:06 UTC

I'd have gone with Hindenburg, over inflated and then blew up with loads of commentators talking about the the Hue Manatee

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E-Genes - Hobbyist Game Dev @e-genes.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2023 at 00:10 UTC

For saying "bluesky" on a DM to a friend. lol

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𝕏elorm @selorm.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2023 at 20:58 UTC

😂😭

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ALTON @rudefoxalton.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2023 at 21:20 UTC

We are all billionaires sitting in the home depot tube of life under the crushing ocean of general incompetence.

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Archie @archb.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2023 at 20:18 UTC

Twitter if Elon went on that sub

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Ian Miles Cheong's Prime Minister @91toph.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2023 at 20:14 UTC

When Twitter reaches the daily rate limit

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David Vickers Vaporub @samuelnaut.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2023 at 22:45 UTC

twittergate 2023

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Bella 🏳️‍⚧️ @bellad.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2023 at 20:13 UTC

Frrrrrr lmao

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Marauder @marauder.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2023 at 02:10 UTC

so poorly slapped together it implodes when under too much stress thanks to the actions of its idiotic rich owner

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Jessica Seekins 🖖💫 @jessicaseekins.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2023 at 21:12 UTC

Elon Musk came into Twitter headquarters with a kitchen sink, his plan was to sink Twitter.

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Melty :3 @meltyonice.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2023 at 21:51 UTC

we all died on a walmart submarine

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Oke @okeaccess.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2023 at 10:44 UTC

Hope you aren't referencing to imploding?

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Nyssa Rowan Bouchard @nyssa.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2023 at 21:10 UTC

If Twitter was named Titan.......

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Bloody hell, in perpetuity... @knaveryesque.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2023 at 20:15 UTC

Elon is a delicate carbon fiber shell, unable to withstand pressure.

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@spacekitt3n.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2023 at 20:12 UTC

imploding underwater like a wet fart

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🌲Engineeredengine🌳 @engineeredengine.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2023 at 20:11 UTC

As in Elon is going to get crushed by one of the servers?

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john ‮ @wilddog.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2023 at 20:26 UTC

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akmeninis 🇱🇹👊🇺🇦 @akmeninis.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2023 at 15:23 UTC

Submarine "Kursk".

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Doom_371 🔰 @371doom.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 25, 2023 at 04:33 UTC

But it wasn’t originally designed as one 😉🤣

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~GOODEND.DOG @notfcknsoryu.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2023 at 20:10 UTC

always going down and taking billionaires down with it

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Cao Wen Toh #7291 @caowentoh.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2023 at 11:13 UTC

By @MortaSiciliana

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Brendan | Saturn @saturn.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2023 at 23:46 UTC

oof

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KMA 🖌️ @kissmyart.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2023 at 09:32 UTC

And it's sinking??

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Matt // elkz 🕹️ @elkz.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2023 at 22:55 UTC

the 'titan' if you will.

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@scholerined.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2023 at 01:14 UTC

*submersible

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Heer Paleja @heer.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2023 at 20:40 UTC

The smartest thing @bsky.app can do right now is to send out more invites to everyone frustrated with Twitter and Elon.

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Rob Leblanc - BrokenOptics @brokenoptics.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2023 at 08:01 UTC

Elon is the screen door installed on it

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@fag_daughter on twitter @knifewife.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2023 at 20:45 UTC

yeah the screen door submarine

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Pat Schmear @patomicbomb.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2023 at 20:17 UTC

Holding out hope it somehow ends with Elon crushed on the bottom of the ocean

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Grimlock Funyun @grimlockfly.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2023 at 20:27 UTC

Elon goin implosion mode right now.

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