ALTON

@rudefoxalton.bsky.social

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Rude drunk communist Fox.

Co-host on @vgatwtoe.bsky.social A podcast that forces politics into videogames.

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ALTON @rudefoxalton.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 04:08 UTC

Can you pick up some existential dread and ennui?

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ALTON @rudefoxalton.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 03:10 UTC

Steely dan, in the target bathroom, with the candlestick.

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ALTON @rudefoxalton.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 03:09 UTC

It's the little details that fire up the imagination. "From Chicago" I guess women from Chicago like em leathery? Why did he feel the need to bring it up lol.

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Nick “Lore Daddy” Andrews @twitchnick.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 17:03 UTC

Lol good

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ALTON @rudefoxalton.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 03:06 UTC

I don't think there's any particular genius or special talent you need for IT work, you just have to be more stubborn than the computer.

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ALTON @rudefoxalton.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 02:45 UTC

Using a computer is becoming a daily battle against late stage capitalism.

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illumi @illumi.me
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 21:10 UTC

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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 01:31 UTC

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jasper pilled @hoovybaby.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 22:55 UTC

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ALTON @rudefoxalton.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 01:19 UTC

It's the DRM/anticheat. If you shut it off it runs much smoother but you lose online features.

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Alex P. 👹 @saddestrobots.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 13:26 UTC

she's just jordan peterson now

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ALTON @rudefoxalton.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 23:32 UTC

There should be an automatic translation feature for text posts. Just imagine the whole new world of online fights it could open up. Morons harassing each other without ever realizing that technology has spanned the language barrier between them.

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Graham Annable @grickle.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 13, 2024 at 15:05 UTC

Nocturnal neighbors. #grickledoodle #vampires #cats #night #horror #cartoon #art #drawing #funny

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𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙠 @winterk.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 02:52 UTC

do Americans believe anything as hard as they believe that no harm is as evil as its remedy

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lex @lexistenti.al
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 02:54 UTC

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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 00:15 UTC

France: Defeats fascists. NYT:

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FK @funkelly.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 00:36 UTC

whatever you think of bluesky at leash the worst people you ever met can’t pay to pin their shitty opinions to the top of all your posts

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ALTON @rudefoxalton.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 02:55 UTC

That sounds dreadful. I had to do support for a 70+ year old man to get his 365 account setup with MFA over the phone. It was possibly the most painful thing I've done at my job.

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Wootmaster @wootmaster.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 19:14 UTC

*person just cured of debilitating poison* Actually I liked the deadly poison, can I have some more deadly poison please?

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Catbus @catbus.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 18:05 UTC

🍾🔥

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Velodus @velodus.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 18:23 UTC

When the France election results are good

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Tammi, yeah, that one. 2.0 @tammi.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 09:16 UTC

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The Posts Genius @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 07:00 UTC

You alright man? I keep seeing small damage numbers coming off you

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mattie lubchansky @lubchansky.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 00:51 UTC

easy to chalk the stuff in france up to some vague platitude about ~voting~ but it feels to me like more proof that you have to give people something to vote FOR, and that socialism remains better equipped to beat fascism than liberalism does! just one gal’s opinion

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Seed oil respecter @gokunaruto.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 06:31 UTC

Taking a 2wk break from being an executive of Neuralink meme division to have Elons child left my brain withered and unhungry; he was right to fire me.just glad I get to have a billionaires child even though he cancelled child support because I didnt want to call them "Diablo 4 pulverize build ♂️"

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Philip Bump @pbump.com
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 01:08 UTC

Am I cooler than the least cool thing imaginable? Yeah, probably.

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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 01:58 UTC

sorry but this is just wrong. yes, there’s a bad faith media feeding frenzy. but *fifty million* people watched Biden sputter his way through that debate. it is not a creation of the media, it is a real problem.

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ALTON @rudefoxalton.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 07:41 UTC

I don't understand starter packs, what the hell is that, do i get any pokemon?

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ALTON @rudefoxalton.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 07:38 UTC

Who up audioing they book?

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ALTON @rudefoxalton.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 23:05 UTC

Headline: From the boiling oceans appear the previously hidden pillars of suffering, an omen which according to ancient texts portends 1000 years of darkness. What does this mean for Biden's reelection campaign?

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ALTON @rudefoxalton.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 05:02 UTC

Ate a big thing of ice cream and drunken Noodles. Glad to be done with work.

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ALTON @rudefoxalton.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 20:50 UTC

Is it ageist to call Biden the crypt keeper? Perhaps. Is it problematic to say the only way he's winning this is by using his mummy powers to curse Trump? Probably.

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Catbus @catbus.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 19:31 UTC

vibe

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Conor Conneally @ernekid.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 11:42 UTC

I love it when the Sims turns into existential horror like the Painting Goblin

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cait @cait.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 11:39 UTC

do you want to see a tumblr post that changed me as a person

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Video Games Are The Worst Thing On Earth @vgatwtoe.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 11:37 UTC

Episode 70 – The Slop Vow

Changes coming to the patreon, but besides from that the finest slop of the podcast trough.
Enjoy!

pnc.st/s/videogames...

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ALTON @rudefoxalton.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 04:17 UTC

Saving a post this stupid for posterity

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ALTON @rudefoxalton.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 00:17 UTC

Pratchett quote for today: "What kind of man would put a known criminal in charge of a major branch of government? Apart from, say, the average voter." - Going Postal

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ALTON @rudefoxalton.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 20:54 UTC

My brother my brother and me is something I really enjoyed pre-2020 but can no longer imagine listening to for whatever reason.

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ALTON @rudefoxalton.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 20:48 UTC

Damn, pretty problematic of you to point out that maybe the president's activities shouldn't consist of 90% senior moments.

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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 19:58 UTC

I can’t respond because I guess this person is blocking me but the long and the short of it is: yes, this was a joke. But I am sorry for not upholding the standards of decency when we are on the verge of a constitutional crisis. That was my bad

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ALTON @rudefoxalton.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 02:07 UTC

Lmk when you want to do that video episode with the terrible tie-in songs

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ALTON @rudefoxalton.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 09:45 UTC

I didn't think this was possible but I finally listened to enough sam vimes audiobooks to get a bit burnt out. They are great books but vimes can get a little one note.

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