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Kashana

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What everyone wants for their birthday is a happy birthday message their friend didn’t bother to write.

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Vic Svaporub's avatar Vic Svaporub @vicsvaporub.bsky.social
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3D-print the gift and you’re all set.

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Uribe Down's avatar Uribe Down @saveourfarms.bsky.social
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It’ll also be great after a death or break up, nothing can go wrong with automatic “personal” engagement.

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's avatar @boredompeejeterson.bsky.social
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Also: why would you need AI for that? It's super easy to do that rules-based.

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ASJS's avatar ASJS @asjs.bsky.social
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What little signals will he have to write into our authentic birthday messages so the recipients know we actually wrote them?

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Comfortably Numb's avatar Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly
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But it sounds so authentic

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WhatsThat's avatar WhatsThat @whatsthat.bsky.social
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Tbh I kinda felt that 30 years ago about Hallmark cards

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Brianomite 🧨's avatar Brianomite 🧨 @brianomite.bsky.social
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We already have Hallmark

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ThurberTeam 's avatar ThurberTeam @thurberteam.bsky.social
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I buy elaborate pop up birthday cards to send by mail mainly because I like the cards as objects & people behave as though I climbed Kilimanjaro.

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Bill Stewart's avatar Bill Stewart @billstewart.bsky.social
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Yup. And it doesn't take AI to pop up a "$FRIEND'S BIRTHDAY" reminder (basic calendar does that just fine), though perhaps AI can scrape your mail to identify your friends and scrape social media sites to find their birthday. (My official online birthday is 1/1/1970, like many security folks.)

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's avatar @hearn.bsky.social
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I will have AI read and be touched by all my birthday wishes in my stead.

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treedweller 's avatar treedweller @treedweller.bsky.social
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I don’t even count HB on facebook because I know they wouldn’t have remembered if it didn’t prompt them

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David Hull 胡大衛's avatar David Hull 胡大衛 @hushuo.bsky.social
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Again, it is frightening how fast we are getting to having just computers talking to computers. We're outsourcing relationships.

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Janet Yellin' & Screamin' & Cryin''s avatar Janet Yellin' & Screamin' & Cryin' @kellylink.bsky.social
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what i want for my birthday (july 19) is no more AI and also some other stuff

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Josh Sternberg's avatar Josh Sternberg @joshsternberg.bsky.social
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It’s because these guys don’t have friends, right?

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