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Villein @villein.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 22:50 UTC

me: i bet if i was kidnapped by ogres i could talk my way out of it my car: 3 miles to e fuel level critical

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keb mode: oppidan mode @kebbyruxpin.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 23:24 UTC

dibs on shoving it out to sea

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keb mode: oppidan mode @kebbyruxpin.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 23:07 UTC

lmao

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keb mode: oppidan mode @kebbyruxpin.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 23:07 UTC

get straight to eatin!

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keb mode: oppidan mode @kebbyruxpin.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 23:05 UTC

I don't say grace I have it

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keb mode: oppidan mode @kebbyruxpin.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 22:56 UTC

life is easier as a supporting cast member

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keb mode: oppidan mode @kebbyruxpin.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 22:22 UTC

I figure the answer is just some combination of money and clout but I bet there's a good story in it somewhere

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keb mode: oppidan mode @kebbyruxpin.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 22:08 UTC

gfs sister is supposed to be at an event with livvy later today and refuses to ask her the one question I want the answer to, which is: why did she rizz up baby gronk

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keb mode: oppidan mode @kebbyruxpin.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 21:39 UTC

damn!! that's a beastly bug

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keb mode: oppidan mode @kebbyruxpin.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 21:06 UTC

I didn't know it when I spotted it but supposedly they pack a painful bite!

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keb mode: oppidan mode @kebbyruxpin.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 21:06 UTC

looks a little different than one I saw a few years back but shaped very similarly. pale green assassin bug to be exact

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keb mode: oppidan mode @kebbyruxpin.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 21:00 UTC

assassin bug I think!

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keb mode: oppidan mode @kebbyruxpin.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 20:07 UTC

Ouu!

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keb mode: oppidan mode @kebbyruxpin.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 19:53 UTC

fat raindrops falling. speedrunning this spliff

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keb mode: oppidan mode @kebbyruxpin.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 19:52 UTC

for sure a good thing

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keb mode: oppidan mode @kebbyruxpin.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 19:50 UTC

ah crap, I'm searching and he's already taking/has taken this tack too. incredible

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keb mode: oppidan mode @kebbyruxpin.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 19:48 UTC

went out to smoke but the sky looks like I'm about to get smote

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keb mode: oppidan mode @kebbyruxpin.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 19:43 UTC

I guess he could try for a jk rowlingesque trajectory but he's definitely not well-positioned for that. which is a very narrow compliment in this case

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keb mode: oppidan mode @kebbyruxpin.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 19:40 UTC

can I just say I'm glad we don't have to pretend neil gaiman is good anymore. it's really not the right time for this I know. ah just forget it

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keb mode: oppidan mode @kebbyruxpin.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 19:35 UTC

not if I give you a quick haircut first...

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keb mode: oppidan mode @kebbyruxpin.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 19:22 UTC

they start em so early too! the ones that don't come out of tennis academies number fewer and fewer

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keb mode: oppidan mode @kebbyruxpin.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 19:19 UTC

top men's tennis player in the world is an italian guy named sinner? one, a little on the nose just playing but two, damn I have not paid attention to tennis any time lately. they should be trotting out fed and rafa with bionic limbs imo. it's weird now

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keb mode: oppidan mode @kebbyruxpin.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 19:13 UTC

was really looking forward to this hibiscus cold brew from the farmers market thinking finally someone innovated... but they just meant hibiscus tea cold brewed. might have to make some of what I envisioned myself

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keb mode: oppidan mode @kebbyruxpin.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 19:09 UTC

the right tools and cleaners go a long way! not looking forward to replacing some well-loved grout brushes down the road but there's a little fun to figuring out what works and makes your life easier

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keb mode: oppidan mode @kebbyruxpin.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 19:05 UTC

wiped down everything in the kitchen and scrubbed the shower to hell and back. now I will collect my veggie bagel and spliff rewards

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keb mode: oppidan mode @kebbyruxpin.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 15:49 UTC

yep

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keb mode: oppidan mode @kebbyruxpin.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 15:48 UTC

good opportunity to practice some crowdwork

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keb mode: oppidan mode @kebbyruxpin.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 15:37 UTC

dying from preventable causes

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keb mode: oppidan mode @kebbyruxpin.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 15:25 UTC

cinnamon sugar bagel was surprisingly good, spicy peach cream cheese was really more of a hint of cayenne-peach combo. opening the door to spicy peach savory bagel combinations going forward

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keb mode: oppidan mode @kebbyruxpin.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 15:17 UTC

had half a mind to smoke a spliff this morning just so I don't melt later in the day... but I gotta clean. guess I'll just wait until the evening

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keb mode: oppidan mode @kebbyruxpin.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 15:14 UTC

that stuff is the peak to me. we had a jalapeno-crispy chihuahua cream cheese last month and I was getting that every opportunity I could, it was incredible

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keb mode: oppidan mode @kebbyruxpin.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 15:11 UTC

we have a jalapeno cheddar here but I wanna dial in the sweet-spicy balance before I try that pairing! especially because it's my favorite bagel so I force myself to mix it up to avoid flavor fatigue

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keb mode: oppidan mode @kebbyruxpin.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 15:08 UTC

bagel shop is open so I'm gonna take this opportunity to try the spicy peach cream cheese of the month. really nothing it makes sense on besides a cinnamon sugar bagel but hell

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keb mode: oppidan mode @kebbyruxpin.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 15:06 UTC

real thing I'll imagine sometimes, though mostly on a one on one basis. not enough opportunities in life to deploy all one's talents it seems...

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keb mode: oppidan mode @kebbyruxpin.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 15:00 UTC

boosting my confidence to give a speech by imagining each person in the crowd against me in a cat daddy competition. their limited range of motion... their inability to dougie while they cat daddy. I'm sweeping

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keb mode: oppidan mode @kebbyruxpin.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 14:56 UTC

"pockets guacamole"? might as well just throw away those pants. they're done

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keb mode: oppidan mode @kebbyruxpin.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 14:19 UTC

not to derail the bit but almost as funny to imagine him getting sounded

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keb mode: oppidan mode @kebbyruxpin.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 14:16 UTC

this is the closest anything has come

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keb mode: oppidan mode @kebbyruxpin.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 14:00 UTC

pearl jam guy sounds like the counting crows brand version of the creed guy

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keb mode: oppidan mode @kebbyruxpin.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 13:50 UTC

a nice contrast piece to the hopelessness of here

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keb mode: oppidan mode @kebbyruxpin.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 13:47 UTC

before he was good and a more public jerk he was a pretty fun heel imo. he'd put in the bare minimum effort to extend matches to 5 sets just to tire out the presumptive champion a lot

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keb mode: oppidan mode @kebbyruxpin.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 13:46 UTC

every time someone posts the heritage foundation guy I just think about how his mouth looks perfectly suited for a pacifier. he looks like a paci model

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keb mode: oppidan mode @kebbyruxpin.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 13:44 UTC

he's at least aaron rodgers-esque but probably not all the way there. that being said if another world war broke out...

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keb mode: oppidan mode @kebbyruxpin.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 13:38 UTC

daddy warbucks, eh... how did you make your first million?

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keb mode: oppidan mode @kebbyruxpin.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 13:36 UTC

picture from last night options are shitty firework pics (why???) and a very sad medium gray dog sitting upright in the shower

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keb mode: oppidan mode @kebbyruxpin.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 13:34 UTC

put tennis on TV because gf has work and I don't and she won't watch and I will. great first set from tiafoe

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