Villein

@villein.bsky.social

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pit-trap setter

Villein @villein.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 07:03 UTC

installing 1000 tiny mosquito doors in my apartment

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Villein @villein.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 06:27 UTC

shout out to the staying up past your bedtime community

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Villein @villein.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 06:02 UTC

going back to the gas station to see if they have any new products since 4 hours ago

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Villein @villein.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 05:55 UTC

knocking on my neighbor's door to say goodnight

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Villein @villein.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 05:10 UTC

they dont want you to know about grocery store dinner

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Villein @villein.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 04:58 UTC

forgot to mention they were playing fiona apple in cumby's

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Villein @villein.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 04:57 UTC

if you look like this dm me (accidentally posting photo of sinkhole in my parking space i took to send to the landlord instead of the evil sorceress from battletoads)

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Villein @villein.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 04:42 UTC

i drank so much coffee today

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Fart Vision @slugworlds.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 04:34 UTC

biden on a strict diet of hay and forced to sleep standing up in a stall

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Villein @villein.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 04:33 UTC

just hit my head on a row of spikes

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Villein @villein.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 04:18 UTC

ear-tagging a touch-starved man and releasing him back into the wild

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Villein @villein.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 01:17 UTC

i look like a fuckin sunburnt idiot today

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Villein @villein.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 23:23 UTC

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tara @weedlejuice.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 22:50 UTC

There should be giant winged creatures that snatch you up if you fail to run in a zigzag pattern the moment you leave your home

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Villein @villein.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 23:04 UTC

no one can prove it wasn't a dream

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Villein @villein.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 22:50 UTC

me: i bet if i was kidnapped by ogres i could talk my way out of it my car: 3 miles to e fuel level critical

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Villein @villein.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 22:48 UTC

turn around don't drown drive brave watery grave

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Villein @villein.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 22:24 UTC

you're welcome!

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Fungocrat @fungocrat.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 20:41 UTC

Modern planning and building standards need to ensure that every family home has a separate room for The Vortex.

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Villein @villein.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 22:11 UTC

falafel place is closed i'm driving my car into the connecticut river

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Villein @villein.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 22:07 UTC

exploded a moisture meter walking within 5 feet of it

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Villein @villein.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 22:06 UTC

i invented sweating

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Villein @villein.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 20:31 UTC

it's like just get here already. abandon your car it's not that serious!

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Villein @villein.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 16:53 UTC

welcome to my ideas

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Villein @villein.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 16:51 UTC

tired of my usual homemade granola lunch i'm gonna get takeout granola from the coffee shop today to switch it up

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Villein @villein.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 15:09 UTC

hill giant uber driver just listened to the same field recording of falling rocks 3 times in a row

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sandcrab @sandcrab.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 14:56 UTC

PhD in Necromancy OR high school diploma and 150 years of undead practice

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Villein @villein.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 14:57 UTC

hill giant barrista recommended toad tea with mire milk. i was skeptical but i gotta admit she was right, it was disgusting

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Villein @villein.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 13:33 UTC

good morning

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Villein @villein.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 03:10 UTC

that would definitely save me time clipping candles and darning socks in the morning

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Villein @villein.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 02:51 UTC

the whole "you should get 5 hours of sleep a night" thing is so unrealistic

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Villein @villein.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 00:58 UTC

there need to be some repercussions for playing god with the sky

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Villein @villein.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 00:44 UTC

now even

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Villein @villein.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 00:44 UTC

no we're talkin'

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Villein @villein.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 00:38 UTC

charging phone for second time today i love spending time with #family

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Villein @villein.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 00:34 UTC

just housed a liter of generic stop & shop brand mandarin orange seltzer

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Villein @villein.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 00:02 UTC

fireworks should release spores

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Villein @villein.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 23:06 UTC

reading tony's biden tweets out loud to my parents and telling them they're cnn headlines

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Villein @villein.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 22:31 UTC

hot dog with mustard and onion and burger with bbq sauce and pickle. that's what i'll have

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Villein @villein.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 22:28 UTC

putting on a bib to chew gum

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Villein @villein.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 20:58 UTC

it's what he would have wanted

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Villein @villein.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 20:57 UTC

🍻

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Villein @villein.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 20:55 UTC

goin nutty mode on the farm

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Villein @villein.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 19:52 UTC

sprinting towards the grilled veggie burgers on the mini map

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Villein @villein.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 19:46 UTC

filling up on chips>>

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Villein @villein.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 18:15 UTC

uncle alan just accidentally took a bite of a field roast smoked apple & sage plant-based sausage and perished. rest in peace uncle alan

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Villein @villein.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 17:57 UTC

this is the only meme i ever made

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Villein @villein.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 17:32 UTC

come thru

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Villein @villein.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 16:33 UTC

bartenders are calling it "the kevin"

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Villein @villein.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 16:22 UTC

i was healed by tubers dot com

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