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Kenny Shirley

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Statistics, Data Science, and R enthusiast.


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Jesus. Tapper: “President Trump How will you keep child care costs down?” Trump: ignores question and insults Biden for 2 minutes. Tapper: “Thank you President Trump. President Biden?” What does CNN think they’re doing here?

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“What are the three branches of the federal government and which one is the most powerful?”

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“What is the difference between Medicare and Medicaid?”

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How many times have 3 players slashing .300/.400/.500 batted in consecutive spots in a team's lineup? It's only June, and Shohei's OBP is "only" about .380, but still. Scary.

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Man, I agreed with you even *before* I watched this wildly entertaining video.

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New sign went up on my kids door. I feel attacked.

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Or at least that's by far the best theory I've heard yet. (otherwise it's just.... "outlier?") So I'll take a closer look...

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Omg you solved it! I've had multiple questions about this from colleagues in the past 2 days. Classic Scheidegger! love it.

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If you're still into eclipse visualizations, at Amazon this week we made an animated gif of the eclipse's path using changes in Amazon website traffic data. Writeup on the company science blog:

www.amazon.science/blog/using-a...

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Update: Looks like I was wrong about this. Current status seems that Mizuhara really stole the $ from Ohtani, without his knowledge.

www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/...

If he had direct access to Ohtani's bank account, wouldn't be so different from prior financial scams targeting athletes. Sad.

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defector.com/the-defector...

This is so good (and sad re: sports documentaries nowadays being self-promotional puff pieces).

lol at 'Encourage them to say something like "Making the SportsCenter Top 10 was my Instagram."'

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Family shoe shelf was completely unaffected by the quake.

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No major damage to my bedside “magazines-and-books-I’ll-never-get-around-to-reading” stack. Whew.

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Gonna check around my house and make sure everything’s Ok…

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Whoa… just felt an earthquake here in northern NJ. Lasted 10-15 seconds.

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That’s what I thought! So is the interpreter really ready to go to jail for a 4.5M theft to take the fall? And then Ohtani takes care of him and his family? That’s some mob stuff. This is all gonna come crashing down…

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This 100%. But I bet it was Ohtani's agent who realized it, and probably instructed Ohtani/Mizuhara to fabricate the "theft". But can Ohtani really just not press charges, and the whole thing goes away? I assume Mizuhara will face real consequences, and eventually the lie will fall apart...

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Yup. Shohei has to stay squeaky clean, even if Shohei paying his buddy’s debt was an innocent favor. So now they’re gonna say the interpreter stole the money, and the interpreter will take all the blame. Brutal.

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Here’s google images result #3 for the query ‘basketball’

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Oh my god. Yikes.

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Hey - speaking of sci-fi, I thought of you when I saw this story mentioned recently. “They’re Made Out of Meat” by Terry Bisson. Short and brilliant:

www.mit.edu/people/dpoli...

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So cool.

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Darn it, was hoping for a not-ugly court for the tournament games in Vegas.

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Thank you for this. The announcers really need to stop saying “win or go home”. I’ll even admit the tourney is more fun than I expected, but “win or go home” is just silly.

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Huskers fans, I’ve seen your coach before:

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Statistically speaking, you’re well-calibrated! Kind of reminds me of the saying “if you’ve never missed a flight in your life, you’re spending too much time in the airport.”

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I love Phillies fans:

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Their scientists were so obsessed with whether they COULD make each chip flavortastic, they never stopped to think about whether they SHOULD.

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Julio Franco and Nelson Cruz are now, in my brain, the two most consequential baseball players of all time.

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But did you ever walk all the way up to the 26th floor, like I did? :) Good to see you here on Bluesky, bud.

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