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kerrence@kerrence.bsky.social |
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the headlights are too damn bright
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kerrence
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mom would go to every possible street festival and museum to look for unique handmade/local artist stuff, our house was a very cool mashup of “eclectic stuff mom picked up off westheimer” + a jungle’s worth of fake plants. it was awesome
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kerrence
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spent like an hour shopping on the hmns online store and remembered that my mom would regular go there not to go to the science museum, but to shop lmao to be fair it is a fantastic place and i miss it dearly
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kerrence
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(I am in it for the science, not the money)
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kerrence
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I am READY
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kerrence
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i miss jamie 🤼♂️
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kerrence
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it is now the 10th come on
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andy van slyke
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It'd be nice to have the opposite of an intrusive thought once in a while. Just a really sudden calming thought
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kerrence
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a mama’s family movie, but a gritty crime drama where thelma has to figure out who broke into naomi’s house and stole all her ugly off the shoulder dresses spoiler alert: iola dies
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kerrence
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sy swet famiy, my favorite rando star wars character
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kerrence
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ma come quick they gave ben garrison slop the judge doom dip treatment
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kerrence
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we have been saying this for 24 damn years and it never gets any less dumb
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kerrence
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i read this out loud to forrest and he got so fucking mad about halfway through
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bakoon
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MutantsMichael
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OMG CHECK OUT THESE IBEW JERSEYS INSPIRED BY THE 1970S ASTROS
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kerrence
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oh this is in my feed thank you i love it
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kerrence
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I hate feeling like something nonspecific is off. like how do you even explain it? no I’m not sick and I’m not burned out, I’m just… off. I also work too much, worry too much, and sleep too little so there’s that probable explanation
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kerrence
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they want to dismantle the government right? like the more I read about this thing that the once and hopefully fucking only once potus definitely had no stubby little hand in writing the more obvious it seems or I have become a conspiracy theorist and I do not want either of those things tbh
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kerrence
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I haaaaate these fuuuuuuuucks www.houstonchronicle.com/news/houston...
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kerrence
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someone on the houston sub said “evacuate katy!!!” is from 2017 and this is god damn rita erasure. and it wasn’t even a good joke then bc everyone was on edge from katrina and had another cat 5 ready to fuck em up
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kerrence
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this dipshit would sign off on the most horrendous of human rights violations (and let’s be honest, has done so) simply to feel like a big manly man instead of the insecure fucking loser he is
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kerrence
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nonzero chance that this is all because big baby got denied an NFL team
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kerrence
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lmao. banning sunday games. hahahahaha
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kerrence
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this one wins solely for hoss from gunsmoke
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kerrence
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have at times wanted to do a definitive ranking of mads/rifftrax intros that were unexpectedly incredible and it’s a toss-up between tonight’s the mads are back and the rifftrax live where we were all treated to a gloria estefan concert before the show
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Edith Charles 🏳️⚧️
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Least insane British headline
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kerrence
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I was like why on earth would I have notifications but lmao thank you for reminding me of Jugs 4 Jesus
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kerrence
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my husband had to text me about Inhofe croaking and I made a coworker laugh by saying “about damn time”
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kerrence
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it’s school shopping season and nobody but me got a kick out of “let’s go to the OUTLET MALL in SIMPSONVILLE”
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Coach Finstock
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GOHLAR GOTTA LAY LOW FOR NOW
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kerrence
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to be fair it will in fact be disgustingly hot tomorrow in houston and millions are without access to cooling etc, take care of yourselves and your neighbors
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kerrence
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update from friend back in the nw part of houston: “power’s out and it’s flooded in places but it’s sunny and not swampcrotch hot so we’ll take it. give me 50 of these vs a single harvey” thank you jess
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kerrence
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my child is obsessed w/power outage maps and has been since a bad windstorm knocked out our power right before his fifth birthday just texted his grandma to tell him to check Texas and he’s so excited. MOM IT’S RED, IF YOU LIVED IN HOUSTON STILL YOU WOULDN’T HAVE POWER 😂
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kerrence
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700 shitty bloatware apps on your phone because they’d rather pay for the broken app than employees
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kerrence
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i’m so tired of apps for everything under the sun. too god damn many apps to keep up with. go to the website, here’s a link to our app! i don’t want to use your shitty app man
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kerrence
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social media staffers, what a concept
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kerrence
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good morning, the houston local news is doing what they always do during a hurricane (filming folks out driving and shaming them from the relative comfort of a tv studio) i get it, but their bills won’t pay themselves if their employer won’t let them stay home. shit situation
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kerrence
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ok folks it’s 11:30 on sunday the 7th, wrap up the fireworks until new year’s eve thanks
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kerrence
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I’ve lived in rural or ruralish parts of TX, OK, TN, and KY. the number one thing I can say about national Democrats is that outside of TX & one disastrous race here in KY, they don’t even bother. half the time state candidates don’t bother going to EKY. when they do, Dems turn out. and yet!
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Talia Lavin
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lord i see what youve done for other peoples
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kerrence
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collision promo tonight sparked my brain as to why i don’t like serena deeb: she has big “drunk customer asks for one more drink at closing time and then tells you she knows the owner when you say last call was an hour ago” energy
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kerrence
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i need this more than i could’ve ever possibly imagined
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don't hug me I'm porksweats
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no difference
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kerrence
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this is our first real “I Like This Intellectual Property” and it involves a fart gun that shoots banana-scented vapor rings that he absolutely HAD to have
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kerrence
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my kid has gotten super into minions lately and i just am ready for the next thing
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kerrence
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lmao that era was so absurd
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kerrence
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how could I not
youtu.be/6maL6gq6qME?...
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kerrence
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the last time is now, thank you for your service rapadoo man 🤼♂️
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kerrence
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I really really really love this animated intro 🤼♂️
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kerrence
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you’re in Canada you don’t need to sing this stupid song
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kerrence
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pepperoni should not look like that
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