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Ed Morrish
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I’ve sold AI to Brockway, Ogdenville and North Haverbrook, and by gum it put them on the map.
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Murphers Paradise@kerriemurphy.bsky.social |
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Growing old disgracefully. ex-journo. current pessimist.
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Ed Morrish
@edmorrish.bsky.social
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I’ve sold AI to Brockway, Ogdenville and North Haverbrook, and by gum it put them on the map.
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Murphers Paradise
@kerriemurphy.bsky.social
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Look, I love 1980s music but it’s time to let it go. It’s not a young person’s game. There doesn't need to be an extended homage to Tears for Fears in Despicable Me 4.
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Murphers Paradise
@kerriemurphy.bsky.social
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Me smugly watching all the Lord of the Rings movies with the final six days of my life because I stopped drinking.
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Murphers Paradise
@kerriemurphy.bsky.social
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I am increasingly of the opinion that no one does, some people are just better at bluffing
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Murphers Paradise
@kerriemurphy.bsky.social
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Tell him "These adultery tortillas are great, you should get supermarket distribution".
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Murphers Paradise
@kerriemurphy.bsky.social
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Yeah but if the dinosaurs didn't go extinct we wouldn't have gotten humans. Is that what you want? Why do you hate humans, Michael?
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Tara Ariano
@taraariano.bsky.social
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The thing about “The Beekeeper” is that its villain is despised universally. Irrespective of politics, I feel like we all agree that phone scammers should be burned alive. Every action movie should be about them but failing that they can just make 50 more “Beekeeper”s
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Murphers Paradise
@kerriemurphy.bsky.social
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There's one left in my city (Sydney) they do alright - a mix of new release and revival works well - we were watching 10 Things I Hate About You.
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Murphers Paradise
@kerriemurphy.bsky.social
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It’s a flat rate per car which takes all the fun out of it.
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Murphers Paradise
@kerriemurphy.bsky.social
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This was the cost to go to the drive-ins on the weekend. A combo was a drink and popcorn. (I'm in Australia so actual numbers don't mean much)
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Tara Ariano
@taraariano.bsky.social
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Sure, make me a burrito…Bryan
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Murphers Paradise
@kerriemurphy.bsky.social
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More seriously, hope everything is ok
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Murphers Paradise
@kerriemurphy.bsky.social
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Ok I know you said no speculation but remember the episode of Star Trek the Next Generation when Riker was tired all the time and then it turned out Aliens were coming through a portal taking him to their dimension and doing experiments?
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Richard 塚正ー緑
@rhtebooks.bsky.social
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Hurriedly editing my column about how the Le Pen juggernaut requires major parties to be more racist so it is about how curbing the far left requires major parties to be more racist
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Tara Ariano
@taraariano.bsky.social
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Driving from Tucson to Austin looking for somewhere on I-10 where my vegetarian husband could eat so I guess you could say I have a more felt understanding than you of what they went through in “Fury Road”
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Murphers Paradise
@kerriemurphy.bsky.social
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Be nice to K-Mart staff. The amount of time they have to deal with finding used underwear in the store is a lot more than you'd think.
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Murphers Paradise
@kerriemurphy.bsky.social
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Never forget that the Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump.
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Murphers Paradise
@kerriemurphy.bsky.social
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There's a lot of filler on the movie soundtrack. Born to Hand Jive slaps though.
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Murphers Paradise
@kerriemurphy.bsky.social
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Its a catch-22. I want another coffee but I don't have the energy to get up and make it
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Murphers Paradise
@kerriemurphy.bsky.social
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Oh, so it's illegal to fidget now? www.abc.net.au/news/2024-07...
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Murphers Paradise
@kerriemurphy.bsky.social
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Are you allowed to commit murder over inconsistent font use? Asking for a friend
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Murphers Paradise
@kerriemurphy.bsky.social
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This is 100% correct. They go full Rowling. Every time.
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Murphers Paradise
@kerriemurphy.bsky.social
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Gap. Not ago
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Murphers Paradise
@kerriemurphy.bsky.social
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I was the last child of four after a long ago. I was basically raised by sugar and TV
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Murphers Paradise
@kerriemurphy.bsky.social
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You referenced a video game. I think that speaks volumes.
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Murphers Paradise
@kerriemurphy.bsky.social
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Is it the pando or is it because it's the end of the world as we know it, and contrary to what REM claimed, we don't feel fine?
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Murphers Paradise
@kerriemurphy.bsky.social
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What sort of privation did your childhood entail?
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Murphers Paradise
@kerriemurphy.bsky.social
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My 12yo had no idea how to eat a Fun Dip. A poor reflection on my parenting
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Murphers Paradise
@kerriemurphy.bsky.social
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I think the reason we don't hear much about alien abduction anymore is that we're no longer afraid of it. It's hard not to look around and think "How bad can the probes be? Just get me the hell off this planet."
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Murphers Paradise
@kerriemurphy.bsky.social
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Saw a movie poster for The Bikeriders and was disappointed to realise it was not a movie adaptation of @taraariano.bsky.social and @sarahdbunting.bsky.social Girls Bike Club.
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Murphers Paradise
@kerriemurphy.bsky.social
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If this happens, I shall hold you personally liable.
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Murphers Paradise
@kerriemurphy.bsky.social
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Seem to really have thrown this trendy cafe with my order of toast and jam.
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Murphers Paradise
@kerriemurphy.bsky.social
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There needs to be a service where someone comes round and reminds you want happened in the past three seasons of The Boys.
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Dan Hon
@danhon.com
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Science fiction is all about a Great Forgetting age where records are lost etc and sometimes it's natural disaster and sometimes it's revolutionary action but in our world it's apparently for tax write-offs
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Maddie (derogatory)
@pbastronaut.bsky.social
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Holy shit. I just found that Adam West, who famously played Batman in the 1966 TV series, also played millionaire Bruce Wayne. What a talented actor.
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Ben Koo
@bkoo.bsky.social
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It would be fair to say that reading about Cybertruck’s continued issues and incidents is a top 5 hobby for me at this point.
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Murphers Paradise
@kerriemurphy.bsky.social
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I found my long-missing Apple Watch strap inside a cookbook. So obvious, I can't believe I didn't think to look there sooner
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Murphers Paradise
@kerriemurphy.bsky.social
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Oh yeah. It was such a different time. We barely thought of celebrities as human
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Murphers Paradise
@kerriemurphy.bsky.social
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Hahaha. curse. As opposed to “statistical likelihood”
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Murphers Paradise
@kerriemurphy.bsky.social
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No he was on season one with Kenickie from Grease and then came back on season two when he relapsed. Starr was three.
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Murphers Paradise
@kerriemurphy.bsky.social
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This is very besides the point, but Wes Streeting's name always sounds like it's British slang for some highly specific public sex act. "Did you hear about Gary? Someone spotted him Wes Streeting"
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Murphers Paradise
@kerriemurphy.bsky.social
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*lifts shirt, yells “spring break”* oh wait, that’s not what you meant. Carry on.
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Murphers Paradise
@kerriemurphy.bsky.social
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Pretty sure this non alcoholic rose is just sparkling apple juice died slightly pink
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Murphers Paradise
@kerriemurphy.bsky.social
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I’ve recently bought brown corduroy pants and a turtleneck so whatever it is I’m going through, it harkens back to the 1970s
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Murphers Paradise
@kerriemurphy.bsky.social
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Need something like a RAT but it just says Hayfever or Not Hayfever
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Murphers Paradise
@kerriemurphy.bsky.social
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Literally burst out laughing in the street listening to the Fucksaw Incident discussion
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Murphers Paradise
@kerriemurphy.bsky.social
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You need to put this on a wooden sign and sell it in a twee gift shop. You’ll be this generation’s Ty Warner.
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Murphers Paradise
@kerriemurphy.bsky.social
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Your evening definitely ends with everyone gathered in the drawing room while Poirot explains how the crime was committed.
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Murphers Paradise
@kerriemurphy.bsky.social
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Got a new delivery of toilet paper even though we haven’t opened the last box. Going to call a family meeting to explore while we’re not meeting pooing KPIs.
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Linda Holmes
@lindaholmes.bsky.social
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The way we’re all told to treat all this as normal. It’s fine that half your email is scams. It’s fine that you can’t answer your phone. It’s fine that every Instagram post is full of scam bait comments. It’s fine that people text you weird phishing links. Just adjust your behavior.
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