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Leeds man & audio/comedy producer. Work stuff @leadmojo.bsky.social


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beccadagoo's avatar beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social
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i'm not neuroatypical. i'm neuro extraordinary :)

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Jeffna 's avatar Jeffna @jeffna.bsky.social
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I’ve just noticed she’s there with an umbrella.

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Ed Morrish's avatar Ed Morrish @edmorrish.bsky.social
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oh my goodness i am so so sorry

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Ed Morrish's avatar Ed Morrish @edmorrish.bsky.social
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tbh when i hear eg douglas murray say “no-one voted for immigration!” i just wonder which of my kids he wants a say on. i bet he’s ok with the redhead; not so much with the other one.

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Ed Morrish's avatar Ed Morrish @edmorrish.bsky.social
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it’s the same as “no-one voted for migration” when there’s been an anti-immigration party on every single ballot of my lifetime, whether national front, bnp, referendum, ukip, brexit or reform. if the voters cared that much about it, why have they never won?

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Ed Morrish's avatar Ed Morrish @edmorrish.bsky.social
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btw that’s a second majority in two elections for a party promising a net zero target so i am obviously looking forward to three articles in the telegraph every single week about how “no-one voted for net zero”

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Simon Kane's avatar Simon Kane @slepkane.bsky.social
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All my flatmate saw was a signer refusing to sign.

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Ed Morrish's avatar Ed Morrish @edmorrish.bsky.social
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is daniel finkelstein benjamin buttoning?

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Ed Morrish's avatar Ed Morrish @edmorrish.bsky.social
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His brother was a Tory MP and no-one ever protested them, that’s how good Timpson’s are.

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Ed Morrish's avatar Ed Morrish @edmorrish.bsky.social
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It’s very nice of Keir to invite me to join the government but I do not want to do that. That’s sort of why I voted for someone else to go and sit in Westminster for me.

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Ennui Doofen's avatar Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social
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my dog shakes his head in the middle of guests on my porch sending giant dog drool flying. They yell "eww!" and he gets so excited they're celebrating him he can't stop wagging his tail

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The Matriculated Brick's avatar The Matriculated Brick @beeb33.bsky.social
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I'm normal and can be trusted with a letter of marque

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Jason, ex Inferis's avatar Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social
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That was just a regular accident to a freak like me

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Ed Morrish's avatar Ed Morrish @edmorrish.bsky.social
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You saw in the tone of the dismal coverage on both BBC and C4 last night an interest in “narrative” and “the story” and very little interest in “causes”.

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Darius Whiteplume's avatar Darius Whiteplume @dariusw.bsky.social
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Opening a 90s spa called Stone Temple Pilates.

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Lee Harvey's avatar Lee Harvey @valleyguitarist.bsky.social
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My Bluesky account is absolutely not an echo chamber... ber... ber... ber...

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Ed Morrish's avatar Ed Morrish @edmorrish.bsky.social
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the clue is what a vexilologist is. then simply transpose that over 'places in central london'

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Ed Morrish's avatar Ed Morrish @edmorrish.bsky.social
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it's like being mp for oxford circus.

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Ed Morrish's avatar Ed Morrish @edmorrish.bsky.social
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the thing is - camden? yeah, people live there. fitzrovia? yeah, people live there. soho? ok, so a few old perverts and a lot of property developers who like to complain about noise live there. holborn? that's where sainsbury's head office is.

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Ed Morrish's avatar Ed Morrish @edmorrish.bsky.social
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there's a school on foley street and it was always really weird hearing children's voices at lunchtime. 'wow... actual families must be nearby, not just bbc staff!'

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Dr Andrew McInnes's avatar Dr Andrew McInnes @drbeard79.bsky.social
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Just seen Elmo congratulating Kier Starmer and now you should see it too

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Jacob Harris's avatar Jacob Harris @harrisj.bsky.social
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“Do not obey in advance!” - me to my printer when it tells me that one of the ink cartridges is starting to run low and should be replaced

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Ed Morrish's avatar Ed Morrish @edmorrish.bsky.social
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ok I've looked this up now and it's actually camden. don't know why they didn't call it camden.

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Ed Morrish's avatar Ed Morrish @edmorrish.bsky.social
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on a website for *children*? for shame!

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Dave Convery's avatar Dave Convery @zomda.bsky.social
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Steve Baker voted out, leaving Christopher Chope as the only remaining MP for Men Who Talk With Alarming Overfamiliarity To Women At Bus Stops .

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Ed Morrish's avatar Ed Morrish @edmorrish.bsky.social
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'The remarkable thing about our country is how unremarkable it is', Rishi? Wow.

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mave's avatar mave @mave.bsky.social
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(covered head to toe in mustard) i can explain

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Ed Morrish's avatar Ed Morrish @edmorrish.bsky.social
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just realised that one of many problems with starmer is that when i think of holborn i can’t actually picture any residences, which makes me think he’s been elected by the staff of about eighteen different prets and five wasabis

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Ennui Doofen's avatar Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social
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men's soap? is using a forest scented soap gonna burn my tits off or what

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Ed Morrish's avatar Ed Morrish @edmorrish.bsky.social
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I’m also pretty sure that Rory thinks Alistair means everything he says and they’re having a good-faith debate, and that Alistair thinks Rory is an absolute rube.

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Ed Morrish's avatar Ed Morrish @edmorrish.bsky.social
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Does Rory Stewart have one of those snake-oil mood rings on? You know, the sort of “check your nutrient gut health” bollocks?

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Ed Morrish's avatar Ed Morrish @edmorrish.bsky.social
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being completely honest, when you first mentioned your divorce on here i thought it was a bit. i’m very sorry for what you’re going through x

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑's avatar 𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑 @unfitz.bsky.social
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Saw an AI fireworks show and a guy lost all 7 fingers on one hand.

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Ed Morrish's avatar Ed Morrish @edmorrish.bsky.social
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Yes. 3am eastern, but do keep an eye on the results.

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Ed Morrish's avatar Ed Morrish @edmorrish.bsky.social
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2024 Con+Reform = 17k, Lab 18.8k 2019 Con+Brexit = 20k, Lab 16k

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Chestbursty's avatar Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social
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Little Shop of Horrors with Jack Black in every role

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Ed Morrish's avatar Ed Morrish @edmorrish.bsky.social
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no, it’s just that, after starmer meets the king, your wanks will happen under a labour govt.

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Ed Morrish's avatar Ed Morrish @edmorrish.bsky.social
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remember: despite the exit poll coming out at ten tonight, you actually have until rishi sunak goes to buckingham palace to resign, at approx. 11am, to have your last wank under a tory government

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little lamb 's avatar little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social
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Your hot dog eating friends won’t see your hot dog jokes but your friends who are chained in the darkness, writhing, waiting to be unleashed will

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Ed Morrish's avatar Ed Morrish @edmorrish.bsky.social
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me: man, i got so drunk at the central london vexilologist’s annual party, i’ve no idea where any of my stuff is jeff buckley:

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Ed Morrish's avatar Ed Morrish @edmorrish.bsky.social
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watching my kids’ end of term concert the other week, the phrase “he wants to be conductor but can’t be bothered to learn an instrument” popped into my head, and immediately it fitted for Sunak. No willingness to learn any ropes, just a determination that he should be in charge.

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