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North Wales via Causeway Coast

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I always put mine on in the bath like I saw them do on the telly.

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Fking Shakespeare 9/10. Totally guessed the Roman rule one.

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Survival instinct

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Closing it down, I think

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I'll start with 'I bet England win this'

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Off to the public house to watch the kicky-ball. As a neutral, obvs.

Are there any key phrases I shouldn't throw into conversation?

#Fitba #footie

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We just got it looking nice. Just Rhyl to do yet.

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Don't be wrecking the place, now.

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Go to Wales

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Autocorrect never misses an opportunity to do something random to improve a post.

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Reminds me of that time George Dubya Bush choked on a Kestrel, or something.

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I found a partially eaten one on the ground outside a pub in Prague in 2002. I was on my way to a wedding with a fierce hangover and hadn't had time for breakfast.

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Your move, Hemingway

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When I wasn't acting the lig I was being a fierce gulpin.

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I'd get that. According to the mother I spent a lot of my childhood acting the lig.

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Is this what I have to do to get more peanut butter? Be a rascal? Will give that a go in the pub later.

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I'm eating peanut butter on toast right now. In 15 minutes I'll be trying to lick peanut butter off my elbow. It shows up in the strangest places.

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Think I commented on the wrong post. Story of my life.

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Careful. All this Dutch talk will get us in trouble today.

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The whole Schrödinger's cat thing begs the question about whether there is and there isn't a Schrödinger's mouse?

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Longer than people who don't have beards/moustachios? I rest my case, m'lawd.

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I used to regularly drive past a graffito that read: "Hewlett Packard tap phones" So I don't blame you for whatever you did.

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As a wearer of facial hair, do you find that your tache acts like a storage battery for smells? I sometimes have to shampoo my beard to shift odours that I've simply walked past. My wife says I'm just weird.

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Exactly 30 years ago I saw them play the same weekend I saw Rage Against The Machine. That was the best time to be alive.

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Any chance of it rewarding responsible driving and maybe electrocuting anyone who blocks the aisle for too long, chatting other selfish sons of bitches.

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One thing I like about my messy garage is its ability to turn up long-lost bottles of homebrew that, so far, have totally failed to kill me. Like this Mango Pale from 2022.

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Ooft! My chances of ever becoming the youngest player to score in the Euros take yet another hit.

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Don't eat food off the lava and don't lick the lava are important lessons.

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You know those big spindly legged spiders that move around in slow-motion? Just nearly drank one. hyperventilating

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Even from this distance I can see that your lips are quite engorged.

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Back in the 90s I wrote to John Major congratulating him on his nose/lip gap and suggesting he change his name to Johhny. He never did respond. Maybe he assumed I was being rhetorical. Anyway, after the events of 97 he was probably kicking himself for not getting back to me.

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