Ken

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Ken @kmohnkern.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 12:35 UTC

The limits of presidential powers have changed now. So why not, Mr. President, respect these new limits?

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Ken @kmohnkern.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 14:43 UTC

At least keep them from breeding until we can figure out what's going on

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Ken @kmohnkern.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 02:25 UTC

...in 2016.

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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 07:25 UTC

forgot his birthday on June 25th but I think it’s important to stop and acknowledge it. man, I miss him.

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Ken @kmohnkern.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 02:32 UTC

The convictions didn't make me more or less than 0% likely to vote for him.

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Ken @kmohnkern.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 13:57 UTC

A monthly suspension for everybody would do us all good

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Ken @kmohnkern.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 13:44 UTC

Omigawd.

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Ken @kmohnkern.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 13:42 UTC

"That's no moon..."

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Ken @kmohnkern.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 13:36 UTC

"Forex." 👍

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Ken @kmohnkern.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 11:53 UTC

Do it at a used book store.

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L O L G O P @lolgop.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 01:58 UTC

fireflies > fireworks

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Ken @kmohnkern.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 10:01 UTC

That's Timberlake's entourage, innit? Waiting around outside the police station.

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Ken @kmohnkern.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 15, 2024 at 12:16 UTC

Jason IsHell

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Ken @kmohnkern.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 15, 2024 at 12:10 UTC

Shouting Heads

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Ken @kmohnkern.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 20:47 UTC

Think the GOP will shut up about Hunter now?

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Ken @kmohnkern.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 12:11 UTC

The Pretty Good Gatsby

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Ken @kmohnkern.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 10, 2024 at 11:43 UTC

Reskeet with how old you are, using a vague proxy: My first flight, in college, was on People's Air. I sat one row ahead of the plane's smoking section.

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Ken @kmohnkern.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 09, 2024 at 00:43 UTC

The font is called "1970s Church Bulletin"

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Neil Gaiman @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com
[ View ] Jun 07, 2024 at 16:03 UTC

From Jules Feiffer long ago. Nothing changes...

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Ken @kmohnkern.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 07, 2024 at 18:52 UTC

I've got just a few followers, and probably none in the news #media, but here you go. (I'm pleased to link to a Pgh Stop the Presses article.)
www.stopthepresses.news/p/media-must...

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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 05, 2024 at 19:35 UTC

morale in hospitals is currently very low and this is one of the reasons

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Ken @kmohnkern.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 05, 2024 at 10:12 UTC

They might appreciate the lack of pronouns.

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Ken @kmohnkern.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 03, 2024 at 22:20 UTC

Thoughts and prayers, Alex.

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 03, 2024 at 02:28 UTC

In NYC this evening I passed a couple, and the guy had a shirt on that said I WOULD PREFER NOT TO. As I passed them I said “What’s up, Bartleby?” and the guy — who clearly forgot what he was wearing — looked at me like I was crazy. I bet 20 minutes later that joke killed.

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Ken @kmohnkern.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 03, 2024 at 22:17 UTC

"Half of Americans think Trump's guilty verdict was correct..." Only half??

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Tom Reagan’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social
[ View ] May 30, 2024 at 23:31 UTC

‘I NEED A POSTER OF RITA HAYWORTH’

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Ken @kmohnkern.bsky.social
[ View ] May 30, 2024 at 21:44 UTC

I wish I had a flag so I could fly it on the days that matter, like Election Day. And Verdict Day.

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Ken @kmohnkern.bsky.social
[ View ] May 30, 2024 at 20:45 UTC

Ew. The result would be like what I create at the make-your-own sundae bar.

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Ken @kmohnkern.bsky.social
[ View ] May 29, 2024 at 13:48 UTC

Looks like they used the heavy-duty plastic.

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Ken @kmohnkern.bsky.social
[ View ] May 29, 2024 at 13:43 UTC

For when you want your cole slaw to be extra slaw-y.

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Ken @kmohnkern.bsky.social
[ View ] May 27, 2024 at 13:21 UTC

My first novel will be titled The Pretty Good Gatsby.

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Ken @kmohnkern.bsky.social
[ View ] May 27, 2024 at 13:20 UTC

My first book, a memoir, will be titled The Invisible Guy.

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Vincent van Gogh @vangogh.bsky.social
[ View ] May 21, 2024 at 03:22 UTC

If you don’t have a dog--at least one--there is not necessarily anything wrong with you, but there may be something wrong with your life.

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Vincent van Gogh @vangogh.bsky.social
[ View ] May 21, 2024 at 09:00 UTC

I knew well enough that one could fracture one’s legs and arms and recover afterward, but I did not know that you could fracture the brain in your head and recover from that too.

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Tom Heintjes @hogansalley.bsky.social
[ View ] May 19, 2024 at 19:28 UTC

Your periodic reminder that kerning matters.

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Ken @kmohnkern.bsky.social
[ View ] May 15, 2024 at 21:09 UTC

Trade and antitrust what? Does he think this is a Star Wars prequel?

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Ken @kmohnkern.bsky.social
[ View ] May 13, 2024 at 21:01 UTC

Right there in the theater??

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Peter Sagal @petersagal.bsky.social
[ View ] May 13, 2024 at 19:27 UTC

Note this recent addition to the auction items:

new.biddingowl.com/item/bc6f4f6...

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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social
[ View ] May 12, 2024 at 10:14 UTC

Celebrate Mother’s Day by supporting people’s right to choose whether or not to be mothers.

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Corey S. Powell @coreyspowell.bsky.social
[ View ] May 12, 2024 at 01:49 UTC

Colors of an aurora depend not only on which element is emitting light, but also on *where* it is. Oxygen at high altitudes glows red; at lower altitudes it glows green. Purple nitrogen is lower still. Weird, right? 🧪

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Kaitlin Has Had Enough @gothamgirlblue.com
[ View ] May 07, 2024 at 17:39 UTC

I have an entire rant with several key points, but the gist is: Send Donald Trump to jail nothing bad will happen. There will be no riots, no demonstrations, nothing that can be done by the system or police or FBI or anyone to stop it. And once it happens, we’ll realize it was never scary.

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Existential Comics @existentialcomics.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 30, 2024 at 21:59 UTC

What's cool about looking back at the history of college protests is that 19 year old students have been right about every single American war, and the esteemed Harvard educated opinion writers at the New York Times have been wrong about every single American war.

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Ken @kmohnkern.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 25, 2024 at 12:50 UTC

TIL "pubes" is pronounced "pubies." (Source: merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pubes)

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Ken @kmohnkern.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 23, 2024 at 18:53 UTC

Bourbon alleviates back pain.

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Ken @kmohnkern.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 20, 2024 at 21:08 UTC

Oh, it wasn't this guy?

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Rebecca Watson @rebeccawatson.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 20, 2024 at 15:07 UTC

(secret billionaire meeting) WALGREENS CEO: ok so the vote passes, whenever we fuck up we blame shoplifters and minimum wage increases, right? LOWES CEO: yep TARGET CEO: got it RED LOBSTER CEO (in the corner shoveling shrimp into mouth): mmhmm

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Ken @kmohnkern.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 14, 2024 at 03:01 UTC

I'm all for Congress passing no ass laws at all. #punctuation

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Ken @kmohnkern.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 14, 2024 at 02:56 UTC

Judging by the number of Patel signs I see in the neighborhood, I'm guessing not.

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Ken @kmohnkern.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 14, 2024 at 02:50 UTC

Do we all know that Moderate PAC, which is sponsoring many of the anti-Summer Lee ads for Patel, is mainly funded by a Republican billionaire? www.wesa.fm/politics-gov...

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