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shauna

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they're burning all the witches, even if you aren't one / so light me up / go ahead and light me up

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oh I like this

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hell yeah

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he should just walk out and announce drone strikes on Mar-a-Lago

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Stephen Webb's avatar Stephen Webb @stephenwebb.bsky.social
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i'm getting so, so tired of the doomerism on here, and the press loves covering shit like a horse race instead of explaining fundamentals and what's at play, a job that seems to fall to @golikehellmachine.com on here.

so here's a thread about why i'd rather be biden — yes, biden — right now

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oh ffs I don’t eat meat at all and rarely drink, way to miss the key message here

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Max Kennerly's avatar Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social
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The GOP SCOTUS ruling on Presidential immunity, summed up.

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shauna's avatar shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social
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forgot his birthday on June 25th but I think it’s important to stop and acknowledge it. man, I miss him.

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don’t mind me, I’m just jealous that I can only speak the one language

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shauna's avatar shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social
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curling up in elon musk’s lap really told us all we needed to know

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somewhere there’s a clown in a sewer who’s like “CHRIST man you scared me to death”

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first they came for Steve Bannon and we said “cool, what took you so long”

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I don’t suppose it ever occurred to republicans mewling we’re just playing the reproductive card for votes that they could give us what we want and take it away from us lol nah

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kilgore trout's avatar kilgore trout @kilgoretrout.bsky.social
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wild results here, the biden economy is cratering

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Christy, Butlerian Jihadist's avatar Christy, Butlerian Jihadist @birdsaredinosaurs.bsky.social
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The timeline right now looks like an Ewok party after the Death Star exploded

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shauna's avatar shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social
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only Donald Trump could push a big story about calling a Black man the n-word out of the news by being convicted of 34 felonies

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if I were single “no lighters, no water bottles, no noisy chickens” would be the entirety of my tinder profile

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oh so Scottie Scheffler gets arrested and suddenly everyone is Very Concerned about overzealous policing

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shauna's avatar shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social
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the only thing I want AI to do is give me something that will block all the other AI

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darth™️'s avatar darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social
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when characters are shown walking their dog but do not show them waiting patiently for twenty minutes as the dog carefully searches for the perfect place to poo and then someone rides by on a bicycle and the dog has to start over with the careful search do these directors even have a dog

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shauna's avatar shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social
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if she taunts him into taking the stand we should put her face on money

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by god if you ask a woman to dinner you need to goddamn feed her. we don’t forget that shit.

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it’s really fucking stunning that Trump’s lawyers browbeat Stormy Daniels about what a slut she is and then tried to get the case thrown out because she said too much about what a slut she is

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lol mister “I can totally debate anyone even with multiple brain worms” accepted an invitation from a parody account

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darth™️'s avatar darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social
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had to check the date on this post to see if it was from 1971

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Bebe Neuwirth (she/her)'s avatar Bebe Neuwirth (she/her) @bebeneuwirth.bsky.social
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This is my favorite photo of a stranger’s friend’s shih tzu, Tucker. TUCKER💕

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shauna's avatar shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social
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this was written with MadLibs and you will not convince me otherwise

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well there’s 3 of the 5 brain worms accounted for right there

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Allie Alvis 🌷's avatar Allie Alvis 🌷 @book-historia.bsky.social
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I’m visiting the Lawrence Public Library and found what is possibly the strongest opener for any book ever

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i know i shouldn’t laugh at this but i can’t stop, RIP me

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in response Christ got a lawyer and filed a restraining order

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Jeremiah St Cyr's avatar Jeremiah St Cyr @miahsaint.bsky.social
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i think a pretty fun joke would be for every astronomy professor in the world to cash out their savings accounts on the same day and then just like hide for three weeks.

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Max Kennerly's avatar Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social
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Trump is the greatest fantasy of the mediocre white man. He's living the dream: rich, powerful, unaccountable and need not put any effort into anything, he blurts out whatever comes to mind and everyone has to pretend it's true and clever and such a good idea, sir.

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shauna's avatar shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social
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was walking the dogs and saw a car with a woman and a screaming toddler and suddenly a guy ran out from the corner store yelling I GOT EM I GOT EM while holding a bag of goldfish crackers over his head and I got the hell outta the way because I know an emergency when I see one

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some of the migrants DeSantis and his toadies sent to Martha’s Vineyard are now able to work and protected from deportation because they're "considered victims of a potential crime" and if you need me I'll just be lol'ing forever www.orlandosentinel.com/2024/04/22/m...

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shauna's avatar shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social
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I just realized Lili Taylor manifested ‘The Tortured Poets Department’ all the way back in 1989, well played

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