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Lee Benfield

@lab27.bsky.social

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Retro fan, some time hobby reverse engineer, author of CFR java decompiler and random other pointless rubbish.

www.benf.org


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If you don't have one, I can't recommend one of these puppies enough.....

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Watching Buffy again recently, I struggle not to see Quark. Waiting for principal Snyder to offer her some gold pressed latinum.

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Because that was when Rees-Mogg was originally elected?

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Teal'c approves.

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That's rubbish. RUBBISH! OK? *sigh* Fine.

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Captain Ahab is *buff*

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Having a *terrible* morning (exogenous to work/coding) In work. Commit code. Hash : beed6dead Ok universe stop now.

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Just a funny comic for pals to read!!

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Sophisticated Oxford Graffiti. (Tm)

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Tell me they're a delicacy somewhere. It's just how we work.

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Parking fine.

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Need more dumb? We got more dumb! Next : enjoy art faster and better by just looking at one colour! Rembrandt : black! Van gogh - yellow! Go priority user to get even simpler!

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Subnautica nerds desperately harvesting to get gauze and lubricant.

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Sorry, can't not read that in Inigo Montoya's voice. No idea what your accent is. But it's Spanish now.

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Parents visiting. They brought their own rug.

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Can't. Not. See.

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Get. More. Towels.

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Pretty sure there's a good ditty to the tune of sk8r boi in there somewhere.....

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It is wonderful that no matter who we are, race, religion, number of appendages, we are all united by a single cry: NO I DO NOT WANT TO BLOODY ENABLE STICKY KEYS

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You don't have the authority, Jackie.

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At this point, I HAVE to mention the insane thing that is "zippy the porcupine" for ... (drumroll) the Atari 2600.

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I repeat the call for "so you haven't played this in 6 months, here's a refresher tutorial" to be a mandatory feature.

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Y'see, they needed to use a car horn to gain entrance to the pharaoh's chamber. This was the reign of toot-and-come-in.

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Barney, Earl Sinclair, Fran Sinclair.... ...... man this is harder than it looks

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The only shop (other than costco) where you get strip searched at the exit.....

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Yeah, but you see, you don't get the very clever nod to where jason wore a red shirt for 5 minutes in season 14 episode 6. You'll never appreciate it on a level that a true fan would.

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Did I leave the oven on?

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JOB security through bitrot.....

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Make America Gondwanaland Again!

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Such dreary skeets! Blocks of blackness, not houses, on either hand, and here and there a candle.

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Amazon's recommendation engine is permanently drunk. I don't think they know me at all....

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Yay! You just reminded me I need to watch Abigail!

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In conversation:

Them:
"If you add a teaspoon of honey to a bucket of crap, you have a bucket of crap.
If you add a teaspoon of crap to a bucket of honey, you have a bucket of crap."

Me:
Weeeeeeeellll have you see the FDA guidelines?

www.pennlive.com/news/2024/01...

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OP doesn't mention they are a particularly unattractive bloke.

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I grew up on these streets.

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Still can't get холодний / голодний right in Ukrainian (can get alway with GOLodnyy in russish but that's cheating)

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Of course, the trendies will still go baud.

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The drama of the "Fire!" was not matched by the weeniness of the ensuing photon torpedo spread.....

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I've seen him before......

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Can't talk, hacking....

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I need to have a word with Poppy about her hoarding.

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Good with getting hibernate working.......

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Hence the slightly startled expression....

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Unless they're saying you can't date them. Perhaps listen to that one.

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It exists so you can make the caller async. So you can make the caller of that async.

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I just can't believe that's almost 40 years old. It still feels so fresh.....

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Every now and then, I start to suspect that the emails from linkedin are just a little formulaic. Wakey wakey campers, rise and shine, but don't forget your booties cause it's cold out there!

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