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Funsize Dad

@ladaddy.bsky.social

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Probably not your real dad, but I am short-5’4” International sex symbol Dragbrunchhero on insta Meme connoisseur. Awkward - publicly and privately. Los Angeles.


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Hot dad gym guy is a Jesus freak 😥💔

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Happy thighsday

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it's been 6 days since my last massage and damn I need another one

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Humps on humpday? Groundbreaking…

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Don’t worry, you’ll enjoy it

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and why do they have to make out everywhere they go? the park.. make out. the grocery store.. make out. the gym.. make out.

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Yes

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You two make me want a sandwich real bad

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[Blanche voice] this ol' thing?

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This might become a shirt or “I have ADHD and a BFD”

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and you will be punished

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so cute

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oh i appreciate it hard. I appreciate it so hard.

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i love it when people flirt online with me by going back and reposting and liking a bunch of my posts 😍

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[Blanche voice] this ol' thing?

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handsome

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Portable dick warmer

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anyway here's a semi for monochrome Monday

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"National Plan to End Parkinson’s Act" signed on July 2, 2024 (this is not mentioned in the NYT reporting)

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We didn’t make any firm commitments yet

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If I give you this look, I need you to go deep

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No, you can put your finger in it

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I can hold off on underwear purchases after today

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We appreciate your bravery

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It was great to lounge naked in the pool this weekend. Even though it was record hot.. at least we didn’t have to worry about shrinkage

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Please install a breathalyzer on my phone. And here’s my softie since drunk me posted full pole

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Because you are not in my vicinity

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I don’t believe in political violence period. Also, I would not be sad if Trump didn’t wake up tomorrow.

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If I could go back and see one concert it would be Queen at Wembley in ‘86. Thank goodness it’s on YouTube

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I’m sure something could be arranged

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I still can’t get over how this jock makes my ass look. I’m going back and buying every pair they have

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Softie Saturday but you can still use your imagination a little

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Can we get a movie about that bitch Maxine from the Hallmark cards? She seems fun

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Oh what’s the fun in that???!?

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we put on shirts for dinner at restaurants. I grew up in North Carolina but I do act like a civilized human being occasionally.

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My nipples are very visible but otherwise you can’t really tell since I don’t have any tattoos

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Is a sheer shirt ok for dinner?

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I stole this from x bc It belongs on bluesky

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America needs a plan. [watches Bring It On for ideas]

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This is a classic Trump trope, when something might drag him down "I never met the guy" in the face of photos of them bro hugging after a two hour meeting.

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i'm voting for whoever is on the democratic ticket but how good would a Kamala/Trump debate be tho?? she would eviscerate him

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I hope the dems can figure out what Labour just did and do that here.

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But SFV is truly a war zone right now

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That’s why we brought our pups to Palm Springs. There are fireworks. Just less. Much less.

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