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HELEN: (cheerful) Has anyone seen my new red hat? DOTTIE: (angry) Oh piss on your hat. ME, DOTTIE’S HYPE MAN: OhhhHHHHhhhhhh!!!!! She said piss on your hat, son

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Helen was such a nice lady. She didn’t deserve that

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I can tell this is gonna be one of those posts I randomly think of and keep laughing about forever

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