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lanyardigan@lanyardigan.bsky.social |
4342 followers 993 following 8128 posts
Jerry (the mouse) looking over his shoulder long-eyelashly
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lyndsay
@magpie.tips
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If you are in the LA area, those rescues would be greysave or fast friends. Almost anywhere in the world you can go to greyhoundpets.org to see the group near you
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lyndsay
@magpie.tips
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I just got an email from my local greyhound rescue that Caliente, the dog track at Tijuana, is closing. If you're in southern California and thought about a retired racer this might be a great time to reach out to an adoption group. Retired track dogs make awesome pets.
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lanyardigan
@lanyardigan.bsky.social
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9? 12?! Testing the limits of cube endurance, I respect and admire this. Don’t forget you are protected due to your pure intent. (I have my sleep helmet on)
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lanyardigan
@lanyardigan.bsky.social
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The cubes are loose
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lanyardigan
@lanyardigan.bsky.social
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Four cubes in my nightwater: unimaginable hubris 🧊🧊🧊🧊
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oak blanco
@abomination.computer
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saw a behemoth northern red oak in a park
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Virginia Barksdale 🏳️🌈
@virginiabarksdale.bsky.social
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Beans beans beans
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Judith Butlerian Jihad
@xanindigo.bsky.social
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I’ve seen a LOT of people on the skyline talking about having, or recovering from, covid lately. Please stay safe out there, everyone.
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bad bisque
@badbisque.bsky.social
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petition to replace chris pratt with conner o'malley in all his movies
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bad bisque
@badbisque.bsky.social
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you can't simply imagine Richard Kind at your age
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Akhonji
@akhonji.bsky.social
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If you think the world looks good, guess what: it does
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🌭 stevia nicks
@muffinlab.bsky.social
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mom said its my turn with the conch piggy
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lanyardigan
@lanyardigan.bsky.social
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Jfc lol me either. Nightmare
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Willie Fitzgerald
@williefitz.bsky.social
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TRUMP: I am going to drop daisy-cutter bombs on Seattle just cuz BIDEN: I'll have the Bob Salad — ha, COBB Salad, whoops. NYT: Biden's Gaffe Sends Shockwaves Through Democratic Party; Trump Pledges Infrastructure Changes to Northwest
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lanyardigan
@lanyardigan.bsky.social
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I think I cried for a greater portion than not. Or whatever is the right way to say that. After I was like never again
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Johnny Normality (Feral Mode)
@probgobl.in
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Some 42 year old DC social media consultant is going to post something like "Trumps not like us so retweet if you're going to step this way step this way to the polls" and we can't stop that. We don't have the technology. We need one of those goo kids from Minority Report and they're illegal now.
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georgia-lux
@georgialux.bsky.social
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Your Inventory: -14 Doubloons -Ominously flickering porkchop -Operations manual for Black & Decker T2569B 2-Slot Toaster -Storkbone rapier -Costco membership card -Bottled pixies (23% oxygen remaining)
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lanyardigan
@lanyardigan.bsky.social
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Thanks, this is great!
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lanyardigan
@lanyardigan.bsky.social
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Inside Out 1 made me weep like a busted hydrant and swear never to subject myself to the Pixar emotional extraction machine ever again. That’s for children? What the hell are they playing at
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Sean Thomason
@seanthomason.bsky.social
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Basically anyone who wants to be president is a sick fucked-up little freak. They should be pitied, studied, and removed from polite society.
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Viktor Winetrout
@viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
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Looking back at my life, I can’t help wondering how I got trapped in this shipping container
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lanyardigan
@lanyardigan.bsky.social
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Aww well that’s nice. People are complex <— cool original statement
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Willie Fitzgerald
@williefitz.bsky.social
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I'm not the Step Dad, I'm the Dad from the Steppe—and my Scythian Brethren and I Will Teach this Child the Way of the Horse
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lanyardigan
@lanyardigan.bsky.social
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😭 one of many pastors who should have been nowhere near youth
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lanyardigan
@lanyardigan.bsky.social
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This turns the youth pastor “You know, there was another guy…” trope on its head 🤯
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Kaitlin Ruiz
@kaitlinruiz.bsky.social
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when i was a teenager my grandpa was dying, protracted and awful, and i was pretty stressed, so my youth pastor was like "i know you like to read, here's a book that is important to me" and the book was about how hitler couldn't be killed because of an alliance with the occult
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Cap’n Watsisname
@capnwatsisname.bsky.social
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Urgently asking a different flight attendant if I can announce when you look to our left there’s a cloud shaped like my cat when she’s asleep.
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lanyardigan
@lanyardigan.bsky.social
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josh (oldfriend99)
@oldfriend99.bsky.social
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Mr bean is short for Mysterious bean
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donni saphire
@donni.bsky.social
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If I lived in a yellow submarine with all my friends, I would keep that info to myself
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lanyardigan
@lanyardigan.bsky.social
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They Can’t All Be Winners by Ray-Ray Carver
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cakemittens
@cakemittens.bsky.social
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Castle Gutenberg in Lichtenstein and an alpine lake I skipped rocks in
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jon
@senderblock23.bsky.social
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Looking to hollow out my bones. Nothing spooky I just want to be able to fly.
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Jill Krajewski
@jillkrajewski.bsky.social
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wait…… they don’t uwu you like i uwu you
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Dick Blunderbuss
@dickblunderbuss.bsky.social
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nothing worse than when your dog is like “my job at the orphanage is having a canned food drive, but this year’s theme is ‘fresh bbq’ can you donate some brisket?” And you’re like of COURSE, what a good boy. And then you remember the orphanage burned down last year 🤔
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Dick Blunderbuss
@dickblunderbuss.bsky.social
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when u get into a relationship u gotta figure out if you’re the mean cat one or the doofy dog one. u cannot both be the same thing
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Hannah is resting 🟡
@hannah.the-void.social
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lanyardigan
@lanyardigan.bsky.social
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Springsteen ROASTED by Writer of Most of The Wire
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Gregory Possum-Finder
@gregerskine.bsky.social
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(Yakko Warner Hello Nurse voice) Good-BYYYYYE, horses!
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Hi, it’s Abby. Yep.
@abbycohenwl.bsky.social
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God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can and wisdom not to respond to someone actuallying me online
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lanyardigan
@lanyardigan.bsky.social
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Sure thing, one of my most loved mutuals ❤️
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lanyardigan
@lanyardigan.bsky.social
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Spiritually, close
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Just Some Weirdo 🇵🇸
@lonestartallboi.bsky.social
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For all the doom and gloom about Biden, I drove through, like, thirty different jersey shore suburbs yesterday to visit family for the fourth and didn't see a single trump lawn sign, which is a portent.
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André Greppi | DRES13
@dres13.bsky.social
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Finally finished this one
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lanyardigan
@lanyardigan.bsky.social
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🥹 thank you
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KatieTwoHands
@katietwohands.bsky.social
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Songs I specifically remember downloading on Napster: -Popular by Nada Surf -Ruby SoHo by Rancid -Rock and Roll McDonald’s by Wesley Willis -Blister in the Sun by Violent Femmes
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lanyardigan
@lanyardigan.bsky.social
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Heck yeah!!!
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lanyardigan
@lanyardigan.bsky.social
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Of course but you can have one anyway
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Mike Brown
@plutokiller.com
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Sitting at my desk working and hear a big splash in the pool and I know who it is! I hope he wasn't too freaked out by all of the fireworks last night, poor big buddy.
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