Swizzle Necklace (@laudelau.bsky.social)

Anatomist, chartered scientist, all round good egg. Lot of work for charity, don’t like to talk about it etc. Prescribed as freely as any decongestant Just a lump of carbon - but coal or diamond? You decide.

Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 19:35 UTC

Lol. You think I’d get a pity one. But no! Nothing!

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[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 19:33 UTC

Some have. I haven’t. I’m far too old and unlovable

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Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 19:33 UTC

Denzil Dumfries??? Not to be confused with Gary Galloway, Andy Aberdeen or Peter Paisley. #pundit

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Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 16:33 UTC

Don’t want a pizza the action?

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Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 16:32 UTC

Devonshire Split

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Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 16:30 UTC

So did I. Orzo I thought

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Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 15:30 UTC

I’m alfredo not

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Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 15:30 UTC

I hear you. These things come out of nowhere and can be hurtful. I’ve had creeps in DMs. They’re fairly common.

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Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 14:44 UTC

I’ve had this happen. Things can be misread and some people are incredibly sensitive. Hope you’re ok.

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Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 14:40 UTC

She’s the fifth beatle that no one talks about

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Sandra Pascoal-Lima @sandrapl.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 12:53 UTC

Do you live in #hertfordishire or surrounding areas? This individual is being sought on the suspicion of murdering two generations of women from the same family? #Enfield #Bushey

www.theguardian.com/uk-news/live...

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Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 13:39 UTC

Oh!! My son always strokes every cat he can, hence the term moggy botherer

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Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 13:23 UTC

Moggy botherers of the world unite!

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Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 13:22 UTC

Amen

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Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 13:21 UTC

Today I have bagged 3 lots of clothes for the chazza.

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Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 13:20 UTC

I’m trying to be sanguine

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Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 11:15 UTC

Sorry. Haven’t been back until now. Your efforts were in vein….

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Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 18:40 UTC

There’s no need to go anatomical

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Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 18:22 UTC

Lol. ❤️

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Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 17:33 UTC

I’m intrigued now

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Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 17:33 UTC

I know exactly what you mean. A former friend did the same. And had the same personality

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Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 17:12 UTC

All of the above. And a long suffering question master

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Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 16:28 UTC

Well you know what it took to get

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Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 16:28 UTC

I agree. And thank you.

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Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 15:54 UTC

That made me chortle

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Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 15:54 UTC

I remember once waking up next to my (then) husband and had started my period during the night. He noticed the stained sheet and asked if I’d “cut my leg”. He’s a doctor.

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BODE BURNOUT @bodeburnout.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 12:46 UTC

Everyone is reposting this until it gets sold!! Haha ❤️

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Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 15:52 UTC

Heat exhaustion?

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Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 15:51 UTC

I’d keep it. You can never be too careful

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Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 15:28 UTC

I’d be unable to cope

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Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 15:25 UTC

Thank you!

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Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 15:25 UTC

Awww, that’s lovely. Thank you.

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Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 15:24 UTC

Oh no. I’ve never towed or been towed. It looks terrifying

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Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 15:24 UTC

Thank you. I’m just glad it’s over. Fully expected to be resitting in September.

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Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 15:23 UTC

I remember my ex getting his MRCP scroll. It was lovely! And the MRCP exams cost about the same. Must be a status thing because we aren’t doctors

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Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 15:21 UTC

Bullseye has a lot to answer for

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Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 15:21 UTC

Thank you!

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Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 15:20 UTC

Same! Was expecting headaches and nausea etc, but nothing. And I can get sick if I scroll my phone too fast.

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Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 15:20 UTC

I’m on it!

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Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 15:19 UTC

Thank you. Very kind.

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Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 15:14 UTC

I’ve had varifocals for a while. They’re ace.

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Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 15:12 UTC

Thanks Hap.

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Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 15:12 UTC

Oh wow. I have a Chanel evening bag I got at a charity shop. Paid £60. I love bags. I just fancy swanning around this summer with my Loewe straw bag and saying “what, this old thing?”

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Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 15:09 UTC

Got this in the post. Wasn’t expecting it, but disappointed at the ordinariness of it.

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Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 15:08 UTC

I have just taken a Big Spider outside. I feel all itchy now.

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Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 15:08 UTC

With a 200 page report

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Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 15:07 UTC

Lol. It’s not as if I’d get that much for my giblets. They’re well hammered

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Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 15:07 UTC

Too late.

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Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 14:55 UTC

Yes, he takes it seriously as well.

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Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 14:53 UTC

Hmmmm. Now I’ve got things to think about

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