She didnāt want one after all. I reached into the box to point one out to her, so she bapped me soundly for putting my hands where she could see em. No claws, though, and thatās what we call growth. ā¤ļø
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Iāve been trying to track down this book for sale or loan, but understandably itās only held for in-library use at a few places, and I havenāt found it for sale anywhere.
search.worldcat.org/title/866366...
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I always believed Grandma when she said weāre distantly related to Billy Ray Cyrus, but I guess thereās also proof. It annoyed her a great deal; she never liked his music.
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The other day I was joking-not-really that if FDR ran today the media would be saying heās incompetent to run because heās disabled, and welp
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Made another round of tzatziki, and since my sense of taste is working this time (itās been off and on for years since I first got Covid), I can tell that itās delicious, actually. The carrots I ate it with are flavorless though, so Iām just gonna put the rest straight into my face.
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Rejected Chuck Berry songs
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Jesus fucking Christ. Thereās literally no reasoning with this shit, and itās so all-pervasive. So far Iāve been lucky with my current NP, who has the sense to assume that I know damn well I should exercise more and doesnāt give me shit about it.
āDangerous sedentary activity,ā I s2g.
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Uncanny is a fantastic magazine!
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Ha! Get stuffed, bastards!
I had a doctor blithely, without *asking* me anything about what I eat, tell me to stop eating fast food. I told her (truthfully) that I eat it about twice a year; she said āOh, I have it a couple times a week.ā
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And theyāve got ābuilt-in AI technology,ā because of course they do.
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Itās true. Not to mention the underlying beliefs that oneās body is other peopleās business, that only certain bodies deserve medical care, etc. etc. etc.
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Anyway I know which one of us was playing with their momās calorie counter and flipping through a book about sugar being bad at age three and exercising til they barfed at age six, and I guarantee itās never the dipshit earnestly explaining to me that Iām going to die if I donāt eat more kale
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One of the most bizarre, pervasive myths about fat people is that weāve never heard about eating less and exercising, as if thatās not something dinned into everyoneās ears from all sides 24/7. Itās almost like bodies are more complicated than that, or something
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Burning down the rainforests to tell people to eat vegetables and exercise
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Thank god
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Thatās a really cool frog!
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This is my theory about why so many people are getting so weird now
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