Hugh Briss

Tom Scocca @tomscocca.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 16:46 UTC

Don't judge us for hosting racists, we have no position on racism one way or the other

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Hugh Briss @laundry3000.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 17:56 UTC

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Hugh Briss @laundry3000.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 18:29 UTC

At least there’s a breeze

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Hugh Briss @laundry3000.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 15, 2024 at 22:58 UTC

What the heck is a Chaveirim?

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Hugh Briss @laundry3000.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 21:23 UTC

Hey same here

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Hugh Briss @laundry3000.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 20:20 UTC

I work with a guy who goes by BJ. You’re 41, pal. Please just let us call you Bill.

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Hugh Briss @laundry3000.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 18:00 UTC

No British person sounds smart because of the accent. Adding an R at the end of words that end in a vowel? Dater instead of Data? You sound like fools.

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Hugh Briss @laundry3000.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 10, 2024 at 21:59 UTC

“who is this Buster?” is hilarious

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Hugh Briss @laundry3000.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 10, 2024 at 21:55 UTC

I have two pictures of a shitload of mushrooms in my mind and one is smaller than the other

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Hugh Briss @laundry3000.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 18:57 UTC

When the finals are being played by two small market teams we must still give coverage to the most beloved NBA franchise, the LA Lakers.

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Hugh Briss @laundry3000.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 18:42 UTC

Goddamn right. I don’t want any part of my body to ever feel like it’s exercised.

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Hugh Briss @laundry3000.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 13:21 UTC

I’m at the dentist’s office. I’m at the proctologist’s office. I’m at the…

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Hugh Briss @laundry3000.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 10:40 UTC

Is that a vape in his right hand?

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Hugh Briss @laundry3000.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 05, 2024 at 20:39 UTC

“But steel’s so heavy” it’s also flexible, cushioning the ride, and the welds don’t crack!

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Hugh Briss @laundry3000.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 05, 2024 at 16:12 UTC

….and his brother Darryl, and his other brother Darryl

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Hugh Briss @laundry3000.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 05, 2024 at 10:31 UTC

Opening a combination dentist/proctologist office building called In and Out

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Hugh Briss @laundry3000.bsky.social [ View ] May 30, 2024 at 00:11 UTC

Cubs left leaning and nice? lol, lmao

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Hugh Briss @laundry3000.bsky.social [ View ] May 29, 2024 at 18:56 UTC

I don’t drink but I’m blocking you for being a tedious loser.

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Hugh Briss @laundry3000.bsky.social [ View ] May 29, 2024 at 18:44 UTC

You’re really fucking stupid.

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Hugh Briss @laundry3000.bsky.social [ View ] May 29, 2024 at 18:32 UTC

Preach brother. People are famous for not building tolerance against alcohol’s effects.

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Hugh Briss @laundry3000.bsky.social [ View ] May 29, 2024 at 18:27 UTC

Tiny peen in a bathrobe by my estimation

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Hugh Briss @laundry3000.bsky.social [ View ] May 29, 2024 at 18:05 UTC

Post makes sense if he’s coked up, drunk, and alone.

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Hugh Briss @laundry3000.bsky.social [ View ] May 29, 2024 at 17:51 UTC

Does that priest know that smoking is a sin?

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Hugh Briss @laundry3000.bsky.social [ View ] May 29, 2024 at 17:41 UTC

3:44 am: cokehead post

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Hugh Briss @laundry3000.bsky.social [ View ] May 25, 2024 at 23:48 UTC

“Ooooooooo, you little fuck” just falls out of me sometimes

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Hugh Briss @laundry3000.bsky.social [ View ] May 21, 2024 at 20:21 UTC

I finally got a PCP last year at age 43. Thing is though, theyre in their residency and wants me to schedule follow ups in 3 months but the provider only schedules residents 6 weeks out and I have to call after 6 weeks to see if my doctor is still there. Thumbs down!

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Hugh Briss @laundry3000.bsky.social [ View ] May 21, 2024 at 13:55 UTC

Acid etching pens! Get your acid etching pens here!

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Hugh Briss @laundry3000.bsky.social [ View ] May 20, 2024 at 17:50 UTC

Should police be doing their actual, value add, core work of traffic control? Just spitballing here.

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Hugh Briss @laundry3000.bsky.social [ View ] May 20, 2024 at 17:45 UTC

Are those fine amounts a joke? If I had no conscience, morals, or care for anyone but myself I’d treat those fines as a joke.

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Hugh Briss @laundry3000.bsky.social [ View ] May 15, 2024 at 16:33 UTC

Acid etching pens here! Get your acid etching pens!

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Hugh Briss @laundry3000.bsky.social [ View ] May 14, 2024 at 01:02 UTC

America Has Got Talent!!

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Hugh Briss @laundry3000.bsky.social [ View ] May 10, 2024 at 18:52 UTC

Everyone should own an acid etching pen now

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Hugh Briss @laundry3000.bsky.social [ View ] May 09, 2024 at 18:34 UTC

Jonathans love it when you pronounce their name Joe Nathan.

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Hugh Briss @laundry3000.bsky.social [ View ] May 07, 2024 at 18:15 UTC

It better be the back of the hand otherwise you’re faking it

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Hugh Briss @laundry3000.bsky.social [ View ] May 05, 2024 at 18:09 UTC

This is something my nephews would do to own me and something I would do to say haha I’m not owned

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Hugh Briss @laundry3000.bsky.social [ View ] May 04, 2024 at 23:47 UTC

1 is the only acceptable answer. When they’re perfect (like mine) you can ask why mess with perfection. When theyre psychos you can ask why would I have another.

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Hugh Briss @laundry3000.bsky.social [ View ] May 02, 2024 at 17:55 UTC

What was his response?

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Hugh Briss @laundry3000.bsky.social [ View ] May 02, 2024 at 01:48 UTC

Havana Syndrome is high fructose corn syrup withdrawl

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Hugh Briss @laundry3000.bsky.social [ View ] May 01, 2024 at 15:29 UTC

You’re wearing a wig and it’s obvious to everyone. You….you get that part, right?

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Hugh Briss @laundry3000.bsky.social [ View ] May 01, 2024 at 00:56 UTC

I love how horny boat names can be. Just saw one named ‘slip it in’

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Hugh Briss @laundry3000.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 30, 2024 at 01:25 UTC

Walkout or GTFO

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