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LC von Hessen ๐
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Hence the accompanying GIF
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LC von Hessen ๐@lcvonhessen.bsky.social |
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Writer of horror, weird fiction, and assorted unpleasantness. Performer/artist/creep. History nerd. Cat person. They/them. ๐ lcvonhessen[at]gmail[dot]com
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LC von Hessen ๐
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Hence the accompanying GIF
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LC von Hessen ๐
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*I'm sorry, I meant "Seggs Discourse" ๐คข
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LC von Hessen ๐
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"Hmm, better check the ol' Twitter this eveni--" *sees the topic of the day is Gen Z Sex Discourse [Again]*
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LC von Hessen ๐
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"Patriotic slime"
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LC von Hessen ๐
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Apparently it's "Nonbinary Awareness Week" so here is your reminder that it's perpetually gender roulette here at Casino von Hessen and the house always wins ๐๐ฐ
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LC von Hessen ๐
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If the argument involves "firmly held religious beliefs" you can translate that as "but you're going to Hell, I'm allowed to be mean ๐ฅบ๐๐"
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LC von Hessen ๐
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Just "love" how every legal argument in support of people who get fired for anti-trans shit boils down to "buh-buh-but it's my RIGHT to be an ASS HOLE ๐ฅบ"
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LC von Hessen ๐
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I just cannot keep up with these newfangled beauty standards
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LC von Hessen ๐
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I was introduced to this song during a burlesque number last Saturday and I must say I've rarely heard a song so perfectly engineered for men to bump dicks to at the dick-bumping bar
youtu.be/GwAopnwwI9o?...
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LC von Hessen ๐
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Coney Island has many sights for the connoisseur of weird ephemera and Uncanny Valley denizens. Here I paid my respects to the "Watch Her Dance to the End of Love" mannequin and the venerable Grandmother's Predictions fortune telling machine ๐๐ฎ (There's video on my Insta)
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LC von Hessen ๐
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Coney Island at sunset.
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LC von Hessen ๐
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It goes into such stranger directions than I'd expected!
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LC von Hessen ๐
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Soon I, too, shall know The Secrets
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LC von Hessen ๐
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I'm going to be on two panels for the third NecronomiCon in a row. There's one in particular that I'm especially excited about . . .
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LC von Hessen ๐
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It's so exhausting
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David Forbes
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Far-right chud in NYT: "They went about the ordinary business of life - laboring, raising children, worshipping their creator - untroubled by futile expectations of change." Medieval commoners: "I would rather the king and all kings were dead than that my son should be hurt on his little finger."
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LC von Hessen ๐
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It's also easy to say something like that until accusations come forward against someone whose artistic output you DO regard highly (because sex pest behavior is unfortunately depressingly common, especially when one is insulated by fame and wealth)
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When some famous creative professional is outed as a sex pest, one of the most grating responses is "Well, *I've* always thought his work sucked, so no big loss." I've been seeing A LOT of that lately and it really is not helpful. The quality of the work is not the issue here, buddy
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LC von Hessen ๐
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I'm pretty sure he IS the manager
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LC von Hessen ๐
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Vet Receptionist Cat is alternately sleeping on the job and having none of your people shit
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LC von Hessen ๐
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It's right there in the event name: www.coneyisland.com/event/batb07...
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LC von Hessen ๐
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Just ordered a ticket to see Hellraiser-themed burlesque in Coney Island tomorrow โ
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LC von Hessen ๐
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Both guillotine pins are from Inner Decay!
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LC von Hessen ๐
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Happy(?) 4th of July, fuckos! #itsguillotimebรฉbรฉ #teamtine2024
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LC von Hessen ๐
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Whoa!
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LC von Hessen ๐
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This same great-great-aunt added later that it was a minor family scandal when one of her brothers asked their father to pay him for his work on the farm. She ended up becoming a nun BTW
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LC von Hessen ๐
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Sometimes I think about the family history written by one of my grandmother's aunts. She recounts how she wanted to leave home when young to work as a teacher: her father was dismayed because, as he told her directly, he'd had a large family specifically for the unpaid farm labor ๐
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LC von Hessen ๐
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Every time Pearl's mom appeared onscreen I felt like I was being berated for my wanton ways by one of my ancestors from beyond the grave
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LC von Hessen ๐
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Adding Pearl and The Iron Claw to the lineup for rural German-American Catholic generational trauma movie night
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LC von Hessen ๐
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*taps sign*
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LC von Hessen ๐
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Worst Todd Solondz porn parody
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LC von Hessen ๐
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A month ago I was on the Aegean Sea: these were all taken on the wee veranda affixed to my stateroom. I miss being on a goddamn ship
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LC von Hessen ๐
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My story "The Carnival is Dead and Gone" appears in this one ๐คก
Out now: cosmichorrormonthly.com/store/issue-...
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LC von Hessen ๐
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Brave New Weird 2 is here! (I think this is my Tenebrous Press subscription copy rather than my contributor's copy, but anyway.) My story appears on p. 69 (nice) and was partly inspired by my hatred for Christian Nationalism (unfortunately timely)
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EvskiG
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LC von Hessen ๐
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This country sucks so goddamn much
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LC von Hessen ๐
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'Tis the season ๐ฅฐ
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LC von Hessen ๐
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A reminder that photography was one of my specialties in art school so the hubris of this endeavor is minor
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LC von Hessen ๐
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Just spent the afternoon assembling and shooting prospective cover art for my debut collection ๐ง
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The Other Happy Place
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Omegaverse is getting too complicated!!!!
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LC von Hessen ๐
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Behold Monty playing with his new toy: www.instagram.com/reel/C80C-db...
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LC von Hessen ๐
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I've been lax posting about recent books I've obtained lately. The first three photos are all from preorders and book subscriptions from April until today; the last spread of Infinity Land Press books was sent in compensation for some freelance proofreading work I did for ILP.
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LC von Hessen ๐
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Behold Monty.
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LC von Hessen ๐
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YES
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LC von Hessen ๐
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Vaguepost: some very important work to do for my upcoming collection this weekend ๐๐๐ธ
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LC von Hessen ๐
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Happy or at least righteously pissed-off Pride from that time on the cruise ship when a random rainbow decided to bless me for dressing well ๐ ๐ณ๏ธโ๐
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LC von Hessen ๐
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I would honestly love Dusty Ray art for some future book cover
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LC von Hessen ๐
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Tonight's plans instead of the debate. A far better use of my time.
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LC von Hessen ๐
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IMPORTANT BODEGA KITTEN UPDATE: still cute, still curious, still rowdy, a big teenage boy
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