A new bit of Tolkien silliness, as I fight off the blues today. "Communiqué from the Tourist Office for the Barrow Downs" - hope you enjoy, @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com et al....
@rooie.bsky.social kindly pointed out some typos in the original. (I do these in a few minutes, so that's why.) This has the typos ironed out. Point 3 should have read "strangers do not want to actually get lost" and Point 7 correctly should read "Only in a few Special Exceptions..." etc. Thank you!