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Linda Holmes@lindaholmes.bsky.social |
As everyone knows, nobody has ever had sex without being on a bed.
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John Minnihan
@jbminn.bsky.social
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yeah... so. huh
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Susan Portelance
@prairiescribe.bsky.social
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And these are athletic, sometimes acrobatic people.
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@mcmjolnir.bsky.social
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I heard they closed all the Burger King bathrooms
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Audry T. ~ she/her
@audryt.bsky.social
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And when they finally do crawl into bed, they'll get a terrible night's sleep on these boards and then not break any records.
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Joshua Sharp
@joshuasharp.bsky.social
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NY Post is gonna NY Post.
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Francis Serpa
@fcserpa.bsky.social
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Life... uh... finds a way
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Greg Stolze
@gregstolze.bsky.social
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Given their level of physical achievement, they could probably make do with the ceiling.
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Larsen
@strkllr.bsky.social
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Did… did they remove the showers too?
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Dr. Tessa Fisher
@tessafisher.bsky.social
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Didn't they try this in Tokyo last time?
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Capt. Curt Jackson
@captaincurt.bsky.social
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Just basic biology.
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JaneLane
@nyjanelane.bsky.social
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I feel like 2 (or more) *olympic athletes* can work around this problem
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Marc Hirsh
@spacecitymarc.bsky.social
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How would you even know where to start?
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Jen A. Miller
@byjenamiller.bsky.social
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Especially athletes in peak physical condition
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ChattyCathy (she/her)
@cathyfarman.bsky.social
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A bed is THE determining factor for if sex will be had
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@lillielangtry.bsky.social
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I'm sure I read a version of this story every time. Here's Japan handing out condoms - but telling athletes not to use them: amp.theguardian.com/sport/2021/j...
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The Okayest DM
@theokayestdm.bsky.social
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Especially not young, fit, and flexible people. They must have a nice comfy bed to have sex.
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Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
@ostrichson.bsky.social
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These are the same beds they rolled out for the Tokyo Olympics and, same as then, they aren't an anti-sex measure. They're meant to be recyclable and can apparently support up to 440lbs.
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