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Lionel Hutz

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No friend to Judge Snyder

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Blue erasure

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I need to cauterize this bullet wound, quick, get the gun

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So you have the dreams too.

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"Please, let's not talk about it any more. I said I was sorry. Didn't you read the box?"

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Gonna get one of these for my wife. I haven't fucked up recently, just want to keep her guessing.

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Legitimately thinking about voting for Trunop just to piss off Dick Cheney.

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I mean if Americans end up being less motivated to fight for our country than goddamn FRANCE then it actually is over

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This is also an indicator that many voters are just kind of checked out but DON’T want the far right to win, either - and they’ll turn out if they get spooked enough. We should remember this in the US

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As "Replace Jor Buden!!!111" approaches the natural end of its ~14 day lifecycle, a gentle reminder that you don't need to consume any media about this election. You know your vote. And if you don't know by now, you're not really "voting material", so don't worry about it, just have a TAB and relax.

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Make a band more vegetable: Streetlight Manipesto

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When it finished, wife and I both said "it was an overture" which is not uninteresting but not really what I want to spend my limited viewing time on

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Like if you have achieved hot dog nirvana. Repost if you are still on the noble hot dog eightfold path

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I don't get my news from serious sources, just the new york times, so imagine my surprise when I learned donal grump is also about a thousand years old so there's really no big difference

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Today is the Super Bowl of starting a Civ VI game as George Washington

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are you losing it because of Demon possession? Because if so, I know a guy

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Well I believe I’ll vote for a third party candidate!

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looks like a party in the conductor's booth (that can't be what it's called, I don't know trains)

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Periodically, I like to reread my favorite Scottish poem: Batman's Aff His Nut by Robert Florence.

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Classic Dems trying for the late-term abortion on their candidate

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Nobody’s read anything since middle school really

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God help me, I agree with Philadelphia. Dark times, strange bedfellows, dogs ant cats, the whole nine

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Forget all this sports betting; where can I go to put $20 on the NYT endorsing Trump?

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There’s always somebody converting storefronts? It’s new in our town. Idk man. I’m pretty freaked out. A lot of “fuck Joe Biden and fuck you for voting for him “ flags in these parts.

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Counterpoint; I actually live in Pennsylvania and someone just converted a storefront on our Main Street to a big sign reading “VOTE FOR TRUMP / BECAUSE WE’RE SICK OF THE DUMPS”.

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Is there anything good happening? Anywhere? Does not seem like it

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The good news is that when Trump when’s I’ve got three or four killer “told you so” moments lined up that I’ve had marinating since March 2020. That’ll spice up the camps the first week

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Yes your honor I’ve heard of “heat stroke” but c’mon, that’s for pansies

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Reading? I’ll stick with my salacious and uninformed sound bite thanks

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Basically. He wanted it to be Yorick in Hamlet at the Goodman. And he did it, they have it. Not clear if it’s a tuall been on stage or not.

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Just realized I have a favorite composer, so, it’s all over for me, as far as ever being cool

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You should write things down on paper sometimes

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Ah yes much like things went wrong after Lincoln pulled a prank by attending a play

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It seems Kristaps Porzingis has invented a new type of leg injury. Inspiring

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Deep truth. I am a loud and proud Atheist who will sometimes sit in the same chair for hours because of its apparent impact on the Boston Red Sox and once almost ruined a superbowl party by making every person get up and change seats at halftime (it worked)

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I've always described it as a mix of cream soda and crank-case oil. The old-timey-ness is on brand for Joe, I think. Good call.

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I've got a lot of work to do today, but I just can't quite shake the feeling that I'd really rather not do it.

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God, this guy is smart. Just delete it from the screen, poof, it's gone! I'm off to delete millions of dollars in medical debt and several outstanding judgments against me.

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you get busted liking ONE pedo post

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