Little Mac

@littlemac.bsky.social

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I feel like I could take on the world!

Little Mac @littlemac.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 16:29 UTC

Alito: (mrph mrph mmmph!!!)* while he’s being black bagged *I don’t have a problem with any of this!

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Little Mac @littlemac.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 16:28 UTC

President Biden should immediately deploy Official Acts upon the Supreme Court and, for that matter, the GOP candidate.

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Little Mac @littlemac.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 17:50 UTC

how does this fit into the MCU

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Little Mac @littlemac.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 17:45 UTC

“Any last words, rat?” “…… Sobotka!”

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Little Mac @littlemac.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 11:38 UTC

nooooo muh golden bullet

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Little Mac @littlemac.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 16:56 UTC

I think they should put it into animal crossing

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Chambraigne Socialist @bombsfall.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 09:36 UTC

Shadow Of The Erdtree should be more difficult. Also it should give you norovirus. And a paper cut every time you die. It should have difficulty modes from the options screen but the only options are Normal and Audit, which is normal difficulty plus it triggers an IRS audit.

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Little Mac @littlemac.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 11:35 UTC

there’s no nice way to say this, but I wish gamers would go away from life

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Little Mac @littlemac.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 02:44 UTC

really not funny, Big Wheel died of COVID. Although you wouldn’t know it from his facebook page, which just described cause of death as a “sudden onset summer flu.”

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Little Mac @littlemac.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 17:41 UTC

maybe you guys should do that. like make a secret podcast and put it behind a fake wall.

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Little Mac @littlemac.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 12:56 UTC

sometimes I’m just out for a walk or in a target and I ask myself, I ask myself, hey, why aren’t I parrying

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Little Mac @littlemac.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 13:16 UTC

I bought the season’s pass to your mom, and let me tell you: I was really disappointed. It was mostly cosmetic stuff.

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Little Mac @littlemac.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 23:11 UTC

“Hank, listen to ol’ Hatred…. at the end of the day, it doesn’t matter if you’re MAIDENLESS or not, what MATTERS is that you’ve got enough GRACE up in there.”

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Little Mac @littlemac.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 23:07 UTC

“Pretty maidenless behavior, Doc.” I can hear it!

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lyndsay @magpie.tips
[ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 15:46 UTC

That's one way to disarm the police

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Little Mac @littlemac.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 17:18 UTC

based and drukhari-pilled.

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Little Mac @littlemac.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 17:07 UTC

Oh, I never worry about them. There’s nothing I can do about it anyways.

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Little Mac @littlemac.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 00:56 UTC

It’s like poetry

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Little Mac @littlemac.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 21:19 UTC

ugggghh sorry to hear it

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Little Mac @littlemac.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 21:24 UTC

well done.

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Little Mac @littlemac.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 20:12 UTC

I think the San Diego zoo is pretty neat

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Little Mac @littlemac.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 16:13 UTC

when you see like five variants of a monster, that’s how they knew they had a banger

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Little Mac @littlemac.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 15:25 UTC

but I need my eyes. what is this, the ship library from the Event Horizon?

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Little Mac @littlemac.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 16:25 UTC

I haven’t had a lot of nice things to say about them till now — The Descent really shook me — but I really hope the cave is okay.

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Little Mac @littlemac.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 14:56 UTC

seeing a big truck gives me valuable information about its owner, but I do wish it could be done in a less environmentally shitty and dangerous manner.

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Swapna Krishna @swapnakrishna.com
[ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 19:33 UTC

GUESS WHO IS SENDING BACK DATA FROM ALL FOUR OF ITS OPERATIONAL SCIENCE INSTRUMENTS?? Voyager 1 we love you

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Little Mac @littlemac.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 23:24 UTC

is chummifying Bannons even against the law? it’s a victimless crime!

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Little Mac @littlemac.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 23:23 UTC

I thought it was for prestiging himself in a shark tank for five years running at CPAC. bit of an extreme sentence, imo. I mean like him or hate him, he puts on a hell of a show, and the sharks always eat well.

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Little Mac @littlemac.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 20:36 UTC

um, CW????

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Little Mac @littlemac.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 23:15 UTC

sport’s really got a lot of energy nowadays.

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Little Mac @littlemac.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 15, 2024 at 14:00 UTC

if holding up the world like a straining atlas

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Little Mac @littlemac.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 15, 2024 at 12:31 UTC

“a useful and conscientious utility player” is actually my house words.

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Little Mac @littlemac.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 21:48 UTC

waaah :(

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Little Mac @littlemac.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 21:11 UTC

Sir this is America. Every day is Randall Flagg day.

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Little Mac @littlemac.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 11:42 UTC

Totally fuckawesome!

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Rachel Lense is Professionally Curious @rachellense.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 02:19 UTC

I made this Pride flag using only NASA images and our team thought it would be cool to share on social (I work on the NASA heliophysics communications team), but it's getting all sorts of hate on the bird app and Fbook. Thought y'all might be more appreciative of it here. ☺️🏳️‍🌈💖

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Little Mac @littlemac.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 13, 2024 at 21:41 UTC

absolute banger, I’m laughing out loud like an idiot

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patrick @partnardy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 19:48 UTC

interlocutor: When it comes to thespians, I gotta give it up for my favourite Bill The Butcher-playing method actor, ol’ DDL. my brain: using contextual clues it is 100% certain this man speaks of Daniel Day-Lewis mouth: Drazilian Dutt Lift

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Little Mac @littlemac.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 13, 2024 at 21:37 UTC

all BY MYSELLLLF

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Little Mac @littlemac.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 13, 2024 at 21:00 UTC

Me: Yeah man, Mages 4 lyfe! Mages: (every time) TIME TO EAT THAT BABY FOR MUH BLOOD MAGICS! Me: oh no! nevertheless,

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Little Mac @littlemac.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 13, 2024 at 20:57 UTC

Unsolicited? Man ain’t none of this my business.

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Little Mac @littlemac.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 13, 2024 at 19:02 UTC

I like my automated vigilance how I like my crossovers: with Robocop.

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Little Mac @littlemac.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 13, 2024 at 17:45 UTC

He shouldn’t have a name, and he shouldn’t have lore. He should have a job to do and, over the course of the game, you do it.

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Little Mac @littlemac.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 18:04 UTC

based

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Little Mac @littlemac.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 11:55 UTC

Great observation, I’ll add it to the endless pile of chud code words.

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Little Mac @littlemac.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 00:00 UTC

It’s quite interesting, they actually built it entirely on repeated viewings of The Garbage Pail Kids: The Movie.

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Little Mac @littlemac.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 10, 2024 at 22:00 UTC

Great description, and a great show. I look forward to every new ep, thanks to you and Kole for creating it!

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Little Mac @littlemac.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 07, 2024 at 22:43 UTC

but that’s what my toes call themselves after we lost roast beef 😔

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Little Mac @littlemac.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 07, 2024 at 11:31 UTC

I thought I understood why you didn’t care for jrpgs before (repetitious, thought-free combat) but now I REALLY get it.

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Little Mac @littlemac.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 07, 2024 at 02:16 UTC

Can’t you just skip the dates? Still annoying, but much quicker.

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