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Happy Pride!

Witch, poet, crafter, queer, elder millenial, etc, etc. Just so you know what you're getting into.

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I'm sorry, no. That can't be real. Reality can't be that dumb.

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I think everybody who owns a dog, should allow them to go out after July 4th and bark exceedingly for 2 solid weeks, non-stop, from 8 in the morning until midnight as payback.

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This is, at once, why I no longer wish to teach and have a burning desire to teach again.

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Your mom looks a little like mine. That's probably just from being a mom in the 90s. Unless we have one hell of a reveal coming at us.

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Boy howdy I saw the wrong half of that image first.

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Check these! Gorgeous!

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And a hearty fuck you to whoever is still off fireworks *tonight*. After 9pm. Just a barrage of them.

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And spouse and I got trapped in the "I'm ready....are you?" Feedback loop.

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Heck this humidity. We're going to the Chinese buffet.

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Please have one Absolutely Correct award. I often describe that cult as using rapist logic.

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In my gazebo with the elder one. It's too humid in the NE to walk him proper, but I want him to have the time outside #oldmandog

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I must measure the lady now. She's. Not very tall. When we first got her I thought she had some Basset due to her kinda stumpy front legs.

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Holy smokes, I thought this was our dog!

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I've decided that this afternoon I'm going to purge my craft supplies again. I have a grand plan to relocate the craft desk into a (large) closet. Less stuff and less floor space around the desk means I clean up more. And use it more.

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Of course, we can visit the circus. I want you to connect with your people.

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Ooh, and an open pantry. I put a shelving unit in the kitchen. The food is basically on a bookshelf now and it was such a game changer.

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Husband if you don't design that logo......so help me.

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I saw the best IRL straight men of my generation destroyed by penised lesbians, starving hysterical naked...

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.....penised..... Dear god.

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You are an inspiration!

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Yo look at this bug on the side of my house. Size of a thumbnail.

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I and my shihtzu mix are notoriously Bad At Summer. But we are chilling on the patio area now and it's so nice. I should get him a little doggy cabana.

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important/ overlooked I see a LOT of ageism on here Yes, I am old. So will all of us be, with luck.

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Oh shoot, I feel that pain. Sometimes the convos were so interesting I forgot why I was there!

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To soothe my soul I'm gonna go watch the Next Gen ep where Picard has to survive on that planet with the guy that only speaks in metaphors. Tanagra, here I come.

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But I know if if that app takes off, it's not the starting point. It's a dead end. Another lost opportunity to turn people on to the most human of pursuits, curiosity and storytelling.

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express yourself cogently, and actually develop views and opinions that don't come pre-packaged. To go back to the original topic, the simplified books - I'd use those. I'd use the hell out of those if it meant getting students an in to language and literature.

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Why did we take rhetoric out? Why are media and digital literacies separate pursuits? Why is communications siloed away? Why is theater a luxury? All of these disciplines/studies are part and parcel of developing not only mechanical skills to write documents, but to think clearly

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Another thing (related) that angers me is Higher Ed's nose dive into tech-sucking nonsense. Ayy-Eye in everything, free you to do the "real work" of teaching. In reality, we're mapping junk tech onto a bastardized 19th century standard and wondering why "the kids" can't read.

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I want to be teaching those classics. I want to be grading those initially-shitty 5 paragraph essays. I want do be doing this. But I can't survive off that alone. I'm not the only one that feels that. And that angers me.

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Ok, fine. I did that for ages. I struggled to make ends meet while I heard NONSTOP about how "the kids" can't read/think/write/type. In reality the buck was passed until it landed in my underpaid, undersupported lap.

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I hate that that's necessary, but I was happy to do it because basic skills are a lifeline. My idea was that if I could equip even one person with that know-how, I did a good job.

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I've taught English (basic composition) for a long time. I burned out. The utter evacuation of any responsibility to teach critical thinking or even basic literacy skills at the k-12 level meant that higher-ed me had to do the work that should have happened in middle school.

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Still thinking about that post I re-biscuited yesterday about the app that simplifies works of literature. It's nothing new, but what really pisses me off is that Cliff's notes, For Dummies, hell, even Readers Digest were written by PAID PROFESSIONALS. This is a glorified Grammarly.

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If one leaned into that....it'd be pretty cool, actually.

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Or...bear with me....we could pay trained professionals to make literature come alive. *clears throat in English major*

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I don't like even toy guns, but the temptation to do that where we live is so strong.Esp if I can get hubs to drive a vintage car and I can ride the running board like Eliot Ness, paintballing away.

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Bringing back this 2016 banger: Hi! During the upheaval of your glorious revolution, I need to know what kind of healthcare you'll have in place. People who depend on steady supplies of lifesaving medication don't suddenly stop existing during a revolution.

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He is also no thoughts in head babey man.

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Baxter says good morning and that he is The Most Interesting Cat in The World.

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Been banging pots and pans about this for years. We are only just barely learning how much Shrub's cronies fucked our ed system, k-college. This is why "kids these days can't XYZ." It's not the phones, the reels, the stupid trends. It's ratfucking.

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Ty! I must test this with them. Because this is the internet, I'm attaching a relevant photo.

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Well today's your lucky day!

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Is it wrong that I refer to you as a friendly Internet Cryptid? (This is a compliment on our circles)

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I'm here for the extended lore of the Fartiverse.

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