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🚨 SALMON HATS 🚨

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David Horton's avatar David Horton @davidrh.bsky.social
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Probably angry at being called "killers".

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David's avatar David @crookedknight.bsky.social
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Look, it was the 80s

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italianstylemeats's avatar italianstylemeats @blagueplague.bsky.social
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"hey guys have you seen the photo of the pancake on the head of..." "sod off, you poseur!"

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lexa prole 2024 's avatar lexa prole 2024 @lexaprole.bsky.social
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i am going to stick my head directly into the salmon guts. this will fix me.

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can o woims's avatar can o woims @liftedlowered.bsky.social
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ah salmon, the flannel of the sea

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Harley (hellhound) and Frankie (human)'s avatar Harley (hellhound) and Frankie (human) @harleyhellhound.bsky.social
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Makes whale-watching tours seem different. Orca: “I bet I can surprise these dummies and spit on them!” Tourists: Oh, wow! It squirted water at me! 😍🥰

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Kris Nuttycombe's avatar Kris Nuttycombe @nutty.land
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I have logistical questions. I mean, dead salmon are slippery… how on earth?

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Bene Gesserit Bitch's avatar Bene Gesserit Bitch @youreacuntmate.bsky.social
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This has made me emotional?? Any new craze shall henceforth be known as a Salmon Hat

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Dusk, Dawntrail Daddy's avatar Dusk, Dawntrail Daddy @hornyhimbo.com
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"it's fashion sweaty look it up" --an orca in 1987, probably

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Spring of 1987, I bought myself a Northern Illinois University hat and wore it pretty much everywhere. Perhaps a Salmon hat would have been a better choice.

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the jEfE's avatar the jEfE @thejefe.bsky.social
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Great to see that there is an orca equivalent of Tic-Toc challenges.

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auntie's avatar auntie @auntiedange.bsky.social
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This is the best news I’ve ever received

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Tony in ‘t Veld-Brown's avatar Tony in ‘t Veld-Brown @tonyivb.bsky.social
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Orcas have discovered the ‘Hats of Meat’ discourse from the early-2000s!

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