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lukelukeluke

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My last words are going to be “here comes my dead body, deal with it”

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I thought it would be: Through my lifetime you nourished me. Now I will nourish you.

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rare body oils's avatar rare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social
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your dead body is a wonderland

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moss and tardigrades's avatar moss and tardigrades @mossandtardigrades.bsky.social
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My partner works in death and would appreciate the warning as they prepare the cot

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Benjamin Titus's avatar Benjamin Titus @bennyswitch.bsky.social
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“I wish not to be moved”

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Cozy Sr. (Fudge’s Father)'s avatar Cozy Sr. (Fudge’s Father) @onedreamonehope.bsky.social
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Pretty good

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debbshock's avatar debbshock @debbshock.bsky.social
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*gaseous effluvia noise*

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Valdis 🎧's avatar Valdis 🎧 @val808.bsky.social
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(reading will) Okay so like, we're just supposed to place him in this big hollow log and let him "become one with the mushrooms." Um, is this legal? Pfft. What are they gonna do, arrest him? 🙄

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Emililly🏳️‍⚧️🔞's avatar Emililly🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @emililly.bsky.social
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There, now i'm your problem *dies*

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Rain Dog's avatar Rain Dog @brushwolf.bsky.social
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using trebuchet to fling body over castle walls?

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Craig's avatar Craig @craigbry.bsky.social
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I told you I was sick would be on my grave

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