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Cozy Sr. (Fudge’s Father)

@onedreamonehope.bsky.social

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on the internet since 1999

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got more assertive and immediately started breaking out

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Everyone on bluesky smells

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Cédrick's avatar Cédrick @cedricksuserna.me
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I love Zootopia but ACAB applies to Officer Hopps as well

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allow me to reintroduce myself my name is Hov I check cheddar like a food inspector My homie strick said dude finish your breakfast

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never understood why people choose to be white until I had chilled cucumber water on a hot summer's day

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every person I followed back in those first two eras is gone or cancelled or both, looking back is like diving to visit an old shipwreck

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he's like the Julian assange of whistleblowers

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being broke is goofy cuz when everyone is like "today is a great day to cancel your newspaper subscription" it's actually hard for me to believe people really pay for national newspapers/magazines

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at the end Mario's parents came up on the stage and gave him flowers

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had a dream I went to see a show with my brother but the show was just two dudes dressed as Mario and Yoshi sucking each other off for like 2 hours while the MC narrated and hyped up the crowd

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mom can we get Anderson Cooper Mom: we have Anderson Cooper at home The Anderson Cooper at home:

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if I was a kid I think I would have loved smiling friends but as an adult it's not hilarious it's just kind of dumb and sincere which is still enjoyable, makes me wish I was dumber and younger tho

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no one forget this kind of shit when people are like "bluesky has the juice, this place is so wholesome!"

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One thing I will never forget is my orthodontist's nose and ear hair that I spent hours staring at as a child

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I don't know shit about shit but there was that guy warren, they say he was on some real shit but I guess that was 60 years ago now 😭

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I mean there was dredd scott whoever was on that court

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I'll never forget how a lot of y'all actually thought Elon and Zuckerberg were going to fight lol

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Who is kairi is she like aveta, just give me the broad strokes I don't have time to learn about all this

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some guy from my high school just started his own aerospace defense company and it got recommended to me on instagram

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at one point we were getting all these features on Jeremy Allen white and how he was ducking weird and then suddenly it stopped, what happened

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FACT CHECK Trump: “Biden is a very bad Palestinian.” TRUE: Biden is far too alive to be a Palestinian.

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I bet ibs was a death sentence in prehistoric times, no way a 10 times a day shitter isn't getting nabbed by a tiger

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not to put too fine a point on it but superman is dumb af

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also people don't seem to get tattoos of short lived internet jokes anymore that might be progress, like I haven't seen a single neck tattoo of the hawk tuah girl

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quantum immortality is actually the most fucked up hell anyone has ever imagined

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had a dream four burglars interrupted me trying to get freaky with my girl so I tortured each of them to death one by one with a knife

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straight people are so dumb, just convinced someone they were homophobic for assuming chappell roan was queer

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damn finally watching Oppenheimer and it fucking sucks

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Ashlee Simpson x Dairy Queen is fucking real

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people here are weird and desperately attached to certain online communities and subcultures to the point that they get really riled up over things almost no one else has any context for

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real, and we need the same for recipes and restaurants

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is there any sense they might focus on state or even municipal elections, or is all of this money being spent (or going to be spent) on federal?

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this is for real the whitest neighborhood I've ever been in, motherfuckers next door are singing higher by creed dancing around a bonfire

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Don't know what manufactured consent is but glad it isn't happened to me

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every account posting completely made up science and history shit has the word "facts" in its name, this tells u a lot about society

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