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is he?

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duen @ beach's avatar duen @ beach @duen.bsky.social
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im also like this (need my paw held so i dont get scared)

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cute :3

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Saving this to occasionally post with zero context and leave people wondering what freaky new sex act I may or may not have just tried for the first time

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Raea 🦋💕🏳️‍⚧️🏴's avatar Raea 🦋💕🏳️‍⚧️🏴 @raeaa.bsky.social
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“i’m worried about my son” sir your daughter has the perkiest tits this side of the mariana trench and can make women who haven’t cum in years coat the back of her throat in ropes in seconds, she’s a pillar of the community

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Little bit of gaming.

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and what a palate cleanser it is @,@

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his impact on the world was and is immeasurable; may he rest in peace. my condolences.

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thinking back to MGS2 where the pressure-sensitive buttons on the PS2 controller actually served a good purpose (lowering the gun without firing if you let up on the button gently). That's something I literally didn't know the PS2 could do until that game.

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head's just going miles imagining what's happening above..,

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qdot no you'll be attacked with hammers

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I originally played Death Stranding on PS4 and i'll be honest i do wish it had kept the motion controls-based baby soothing when it came to PC. DS on the Steam Deck doesn't feel the same!

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this would destroy gordon ramsay

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Look at this amazing art piece @discfla.me got me for Valentine's, I love it so much! I love you! 💜🥺

Wonderful art by @Bin_Tuc on Twitter!

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Sherlock Holmes and the Mystery of Where the Fuck Has Watson Been

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silverfox in the rayman universe x3

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he looks like he’s hoping for bellyrubs or other affection

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a tiny creature

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The idea of technological determinism - that pandora’s box has been opened and now large language models are a fact of life - is one spun by, and directly benefitting, the proponents of this tech. It’s not far off the previous blockchain/NFT stuff in terms of hype and hysteria.

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bad vibes the deer's avatar bad vibes the deer @lint.bsky.social
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sommeliers after tasting an excellent red wine

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happy birfday!

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wow, very big puppy!

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glad to hear đź’ś

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no leaks? :3c

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anyway hope you’re doing okay. i managed to stop and get help after one morning when it wouldn’t stop so the idiot feelings were way worse.

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yeah

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is it gay if the nibs touch?

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i can only imagine the porno is called “dewey decimal dykes”

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they were laughing already though!

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another item in the list of github users who should die

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asking mitch mcconnel “why are you still alive” with the anger of nikita khrushchev yelling so hard at mikhail yangel for not dying in the nedelin catastrophe that he had a heart attack

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me sleeping in a fucked up pose and 100% gonna wake up with a fucked neck because im sleeping with my head violently turned to one side so the bedbugs Can Bite

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joylessly pale. i am no longer in my pastel queer era, i now require vividness

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MITRE needs to have a human being review CVE submissions for basic logical sense before accepting them

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tweeting died so that skeeting may thrive

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i don’t think this is a bad thing maybe go to a better pub tho

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cuck tech so you can charge your phone while sitting in the hotel cuck chair

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chat would become fully ungovernable and you know it

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