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MagicMetalBird

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🇨🇦alex 🐑sheep in a sweater. 🖋️storyteller. 🎨artist. ✨weird nerd. 🎻makes noises with a wooden box. 📖 One World Over comic by me.
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hope they get sued

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I redid my kitchen today (rotated a piece of furniture and put a basket away)

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you were the best home for her

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can I buy one from a witch or vegan made me SCREAM OUT LOUD

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can't you get a distillery just just pay a licensing fee and then do the rest themselves?

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god everyone here sounds like the french side of my family it fucking rules

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AAAAAAAAAA 😂

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they deserve the nocebo lmao owned

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sorry I can't move my neck, I was trying to speedrun taking off a hoodie at a red light without removing my seat belt first in my mid-thirties whoops my bad

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there are very, VERY few cases where the dub is better than the original of anything but y'all NEED to understand how ratchet the quebec dub of king of the hill is. it's fucking incredible. it's SUPERIOR. it's ART. it's also impossible to find... ;_;

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fizzyyyyy look at her tail GO whoop whoop whoop

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I was doubled over cry-laughing at this chicken basket in the thrift shop??? It was so embarrassing sdsdfkndskb WHO IS SHE THO

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so winning then

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It requires just as much skill. I've heard some people argue that it requires More skill because you have to convey emotions and mood with more constraints/limitations. idk fwiw I stan b+w as both a creator and reader it fucks

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Sage 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar Sage 🏳️‍⚧️ @trans.bsky.social
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protect trans kids. defend puberty blockers and HRT treatment for minors. stop attacking children for having an endocrinology disorder goddammit. it’s bullshit i have to spend all this time on electrolysis as an adult just because some christian perverts are obsessed with controlling strangers.

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Kendra, regular version's avatar Kendra, regular version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social
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Making some various bumper stickers for posts on here

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🎨 InsertAnInvert 2024 Parasites week 4: parasitoids long-tailed giant ichneumonid (megarhyssa macrurus)

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I love that the whole point of bedlington tassels is to convince badgers and shit to strike outside their actual hitboxes like LOOK AT THESE BIG MOVING THINGS. Bite them--PSYCHE there's nothing but fur there, idiot

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my husband took a picture of this failed attempt at a cool S on the bus today I hope they figure it out someday

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"wow your art is so detailed" lol lmao even

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sorry my phone is ancient and the pic is weird and grainy and over-exposed but PLEASE LOOK AT THIS RAVEN who was so hot that it was panting. it was very majestic but also cute ( ' )<

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cats are so manipulative they just exist with proportions that make us go "BABY" 😭💖

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EXCUSE ME HAVE Y'ALL SEEN THE BIDOOF OTTOMAN?? why is pokemon KILLING it with good shit for their adult fans

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"hang on lemme boopy doopy doop this part of it" 🤭

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like with a stupid voice and silly little pitches if it doesn't sound like preschool programming you're doing it wrong tbh 🤭

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me: bugs are scary me: draws bugs all the time me: spiders are scary me: one of my favourite music videos is you should see me in a crown (vertical) me: no bugs in my house me: oh no little beetle lemme get a glass to escort you outside me: omg the acorn weevils are emerging from my fall decor 🥹

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i won't explain my process beyond this for drawing most invertebrates

#insertaninvert 🎨

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BWAHAHAHAH I have very diplomatically convinced my landlord to let me paint the place happy creamy sunshine yellow even though they have it Depression White in the lease gimme that seven of wands

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ottawa stick library 🐕

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someone asked me why I don't just buy a house LMAO bitch I have two degrees and I'm a salaried government official who finished paying off student loans and lives on lentils and secondhand shit I don't eat out I take the bus not uber I have a capsule wardrobe I don't have subs problem isn't me

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if he tries to use the leak to renovict us I will ABSOLUTELY make a call to the local fire department and snitch on a bitch it's always okay to whistle-blow it's always okay to snitch on slumlords

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bitch-ass landlord is coming into my unit and I will not use unprofessional language I will not use unprofessional language I will not use unprofessional language I will not use unprofessional language I will not use unprofessional language I will not use unprofessional language

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lacey's avatar lacey @byelacey.bsky.social
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this is STILL one of my favourite pages i've ever done. call an ambulance but not for me ass page

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I BURST OUT LAUGHING

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Han✨'s avatar Han✨ @hannahtempler.com
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let go of the idea that people are "good" or "bad". people are capable of all sorts of things and we all make choices that we are responsible for. that's it

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You bitches need to stop correcting joke tweets. Leave me alone. Get a job

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ty for the page!

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that old person urge to prove the "I KNEW THE TECH!!😳"

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I love this??? also by some weird logic in my brain "orphanage" lineage to "cemetery" totally checks out. ultra-adjacent caring professions imho 💖🤯

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Kelly Turnbull's avatar Kelly Turnbull @coelasquid.bsky.social
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The biggest turning point in you life as an artist is when you shift gears from thinking “I can draw these things but not those things” to thinking “I can draw anything! Quality not guaranteed, but I can draw it”

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