cccccccccc's avatar

cccccccccc

@manatees.bsky.social

79 followers 66 following 149 posts

đŸȘ€


cccccccccc's avatar cccccccccc @manatees.bsky.social
[ View ]

brittany howard is the absolute coolest rock star on the planet

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


cccccccccc's avatar cccccccccc @manatees.bsky.social
[ View ]

i wish i were seeing machine gun-reform

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


cccccccccc's avatar cccccccccc @manatees.bsky.social
[ View ]

at the machine gun kelly show, asking if my peers need sunscreen

1 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


cccccccccc's avatar cccccccccc @manatees.bsky.social
[ View ]

my Big Stupid Ideaℱ has always been to have political candidates take a high school social studies exam on camera

0 replies 0 reposts 3 likes


cccccccccc's avatar cccccccccc @manatees.bsky.social
[ View ]

Limitless 2 (2055)

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


cccccccccc's avatar cccccccccc @manatees.bsky.social
[ View ]

literally the dumbest person i have ever worked was this guys staffer for like 5+ years

0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes


cccccccccc's avatar cccccccccc @manatees.bsky.social
[ View ]

bold idea: if a dog is over 18 human years old they should be able to vote

0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes


cccccccccc's avatar cccccccccc @manatees.bsky.social
[ View ]

this tracks as a triptych for me and also abuts my view that Irishman is far less in conversation with goodfellas/casino than folks want to believe (the gangster trilogy is those two + WoWS, imo)

1 replies 0 reposts 8 likes


cccccccccc's avatar cccccccccc @manatees.bsky.social
[ View ]

archive.is/AWpyz
^this should work though

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


cccccccccc's avatar cccccccccc @manatees.bsky.social
[ View ]

friend was saying it’s geofenced and not accessible from the UK

2 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


cccccccccc's avatar cccccccccc @manatees.bsky.social
[ View ]

Beetlejuice sequel looks wild

0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes


cccccccccc's avatar cccccccccc @manatees.bsky.social
[ View ]

incredible that we’re in a place where even mitt romney can get a few dunks on a person and how they treat dogs

0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes


cccccccccc's avatar cccccccccc @manatees.bsky.social
[ View ]

Vore Gerbinski

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


cccccccccc's avatar cccccccccc @manatees.bsky.social
[ View ]

@jasonkirk.fyi @hollyanderson.bsky.social
feels fullcast/vbs adjacent - love to eat biblically themed food [freeze dried ice cream labeled ‘Manna’]

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


cccccccccc's avatar cccccccccc @manatees.bsky.social
[ View ]

the soul dies a thousand little deaths, one for each perfect parking spot we must inevitably give up

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


cccccccccc's avatar cccccccccc @manatees.bsky.social
[ View ]

is the solution ‘wear sandals’??!

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


cccccccccc's avatar cccccccccc @manatees.bsky.social
[ View ]

is this just what sxsw is like?

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


cccccccccc's avatar cccccccccc @manatees.bsky.social
[ View ]

millennials truly love a salad in a recyclable container to be served in an area with no way to clean and recycle that container

1 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


cccccccccc's avatar cccccccccc @manatees.bsky.social
[ View ]

i am at a chase credit card lounge in the austin airport, eating a complementary grain bowl that came from a touchscreen vending machine and a pineapple slider, there’s cornhole and nowhere to sit down with a table - it’s like ZIRP never died

1 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


cccccccccc's avatar cccccccccc @manatees.bsky.social
[ View ]

it should be a federal crime if your putt-putt theme is “golf course”

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


cccccccccc's avatar cccccccccc @manatees.bsky.social
[ View ]

back at it

0 replies 0 reposts 2 likes


Reposted by cccccccccc

Jaya Saxena's avatar Jaya Saxena @jayasax.bsky.social
[ View ]

You ever go to a cafe with the worlds worst scone and mismatched mugs and hideous art for sale and be like thank GOD this place still exists

43 replies 96 reposts 860 likes


cccccccccc's avatar cccccccccc @manatees.bsky.social
[ View ]

when edgelord lefty’s say “we should just give up on texas” this is what they’re giving up on

0 replies 0 reposts 2 likes


cccccccccc's avatar cccccccccc @manatees.bsky.social
[ View ]

a decision made from deep analysis of market trends* *me, at the fridge at midnight, grabbing a heaping spoon of sour cream and then a handful of berries like a raccoon

0 replies 0 reposts 3 likes


cccccccccc's avatar cccccccccc @manatees.bsky.social
[ View ]

just pulled up Grindin’ on spotify, now that’s an e-Clipse

0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes


cccccccccc's avatar cccccccccc @manatees.bsky.social
[ View ]

i hope to find something i love as much as marc maron loves being in The Bad Guys animated films

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


cccccccccc's avatar cccccccccc @manatees.bsky.social
[ View ]

we do things a bit different here than you might be used to!

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


cccccccccc's avatar cccccccccc @manatees.bsky.social
[ View ]

Genie: “You can now see into the future but only 12 hours ahead.” [me, receiving a blurry image of the timeline this afternoon] {Does the beyoncĂ© cover of Jolene make dolly parton look like a smol bean??} Me: “I’ve been cursed, you are no genie you’re the devil”

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


cccccccccc's avatar cccccccccc @manatees.bsky.social
[ View ]

extremely funny that we’re in a vigilance-cycle about the kids getting addicted to Zyn pouches when it’s clear the highest risk group is male podcasters over the age of 40

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


cccccccccc's avatar cccccccccc @manatees.bsky.social
[ View ]

notable that both movies in question still feature above the fold billing of Martin Freeman, Samuel L Jackson, too - far from singular demographic casting

0 replies 0 reposts 4 likes


cccccccccc's avatar cccccccccc @manatees.bsky.social
[ View ]

everybody loves to say “wow, costco has great white label bottles of booze” and i just want to say that costco ain’t shit until we get Fernet Kirkland

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


cccccccccc's avatar cccccccccc @manatees.bsky.social
[ View ]

[self check out] ‘if you have your club card
’ [pattern matching brain] ‘i feel bad for you son’

0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes


cccccccccc's avatar cccccccccc @manatees.bsky.social
[ View ]

mathematicians want to be taken seriously and yet when they put an accent over things they call it a hat out here just calling it x-hat like i’m not gonna giggle at that every time

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


cccccccccc's avatar cccccccccc @manatees.bsky.social
[ View ]

i don’t think seattle is an exemplar in this debate - but it’s interesting that the big residential towers near UW are among the few in the city that are bustling/the external campus area is confined to like a 5x10 block area

0 replies 0 reposts 2 likes


cccccccccc's avatar cccccccccc @manatees.bsky.social
[ View ]

anyone reading this is an honorary Buffalo Gal

0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes


cccccccccc's avatar cccccccccc @manatees.bsky.social
[ View ]

the workwear guy may disagree, but this is how men should be dressin

0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes


cccccccccc's avatar cccccccccc @manatees.bsky.social
[ View ]

i love how every nog recipe is like a detailed list that’s roughly a month’s worth of egg and dairy and then the alcohol’s a logic puzzle 1/3 the amount of brandy as bourbon - but one splash of rye for every 4 oz of brandy, the rum cannot be mixed in until after the whisky but before the brandy

0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes


cccccccccc's avatar cccccccccc @manatees.bsky.social
[ View ]

wild that “i woke up feelin the cheesiest coach” still gets me hyped

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Reposted by cccccccccc

I.G.Y. Azalea's avatar I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social
[ View ]

YOU THERE, BOY! WHAT DAY IS IT??

32 replies 1330 reposts 5332 likes


cccccccccc's avatar cccccccccc @manatees.bsky.social
[ View ]

it’s wild how every weird musical or act on the parade just feels like a 30 Rock joke you can’t tell me Josh Gad and Andrew Rannels in ‘Gutenberg: The Musical!’ is real - a musical number about Corn? yeah, this is just an elaborate bit

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


cccccccccc's avatar cccccccccc @manatees.bsky.social
[ View ]

it’s soooooo important to use POSITIVE REINFORCEMENT ONLY, otherwise your AI system will be reactive and have a hard time socializing

1 replies 0 reposts 1 likes


cccccccccc's avatar cccccccccc @manatees.bsky.social
[ View ]

[Doctors Without Borders] ‘damn, really wish there were a chain bookshop i could go to’

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


cccccccccc's avatar cccccccccc @manatees.bsky.social
[ View ]

has anyone made the joke Compost Malone?

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes