I.G.Y. Azalea

@steelydad.bsky.social

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Top 0.1% OnlyDans. Steely Dad. Glamour Professional. I live where you vacation & eat dinner where you buy gas 🌴🐊🦩 way deep into nothing special

I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 09, 2024 at 03:01 UTC

Bat wings flyyyy, into the light of the dark black night

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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social
[ View ] May 08, 2024 at 17:48 UTC

Just not in a zone or mood to post I reckon, one day, probably if they even bring DMs here idk

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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social
[ View ] May 07, 2024 at 15:33 UTC

Playing my guitar along with the big hit song on side two of “Can’t Buy a Thrill” just to Reel something

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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 08, 2024 at 17:11 UTC

Chicken in a bread pan peckin out dough, Ken-tuck who’s your next coach, Pi-ti-no

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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 30, 2024 at 01:51 UTC

learning that Jesus Christ conquered death and overcame the grave is a lot less impressive when you realize who his dad is 😕

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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 21, 2024 at 01:34 UTC

Lmfao

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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 14, 2024 at 13:45 UTC

Lmfaooooooooo oh my god yes it is

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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 02, 2024 at 01:05 UTC

Ty bröther

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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 01, 2024 at 03:55 UTC

Big dub tonight

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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 01, 2024 at 03:47 UTC

what about instead of playing in the band it’s “gay and in the band” 🎶

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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 01, 2024 at 03:34 UTC

Lol

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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social
[ View ] Jan 30, 2024 at 03:58 UTC

Homer looks like a sexual predator in this pic

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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social
[ View ] Jan 20, 2024 at 04:20 UTC

shot // chaser

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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social
[ View ] Jan 18, 2024 at 14:24 UTC

Everyone else’s problem*

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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social
[ View ] Jan 09, 2024 at 02:47 UTC

The only good thing about this game is how seething Georgia fans are

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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social
[ View ] Jan 09, 2024 at 02:44 UTC

Huskies. Your run defense. Woof.

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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social
[ View ] Jan 07, 2024 at 02:51 UTC

You picked the superior version of the artist tho lol

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Gurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.social
[ View ] Jan 07, 2024 at 01:44 UTC

Nobody will ever make a better misheard lyrics joke than Demi Adejuyigbe did with Tiny Dancer. This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social
[ View ] Jan 07, 2024 at 02:50 UTC

went on a hokey ghost tour and think I straight up saw a ghost..or a cloud. who’s to say lol

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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social
[ View ] Jan 05, 2024 at 15:04 UTC

[sixpence none the richer aboard a whaling vessel in the mid-1800s] Thar she blows Thar she blows again

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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social
[ View ] Jan 01, 2024 at 16:48 UTC

“You’re covered in cum, you’ve lost the plot big boy”

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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 28, 2023 at 02:32 UTC

Lmaoooo

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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 26, 2023 at 15:49 UTC

Long December is arguably their greatest crime of all time

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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 25, 2023 at 23:22 UTC

All we hear is radio ga ga Radio poo poo Radio ca ca

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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 25, 2023 at 23:21 UTC

Lol

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Disrespecful Lawyer, da king of kings @respectfullawyer.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 25, 2023 at 23:20 UTC

uhhh donner lake wasnt named after christmas

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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 25, 2023 at 00:07 UTC

He also looks like that annoying kid from polar express who is definitely a piss boy

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Gaius (from Tribunate) @gaius.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 24, 2023 at 23:57 UTC

My favorite detail from Home Alone is that the kid who always pisses the bed is named Fuller because fullers were people who cleaned things using urine in the ancient past

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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 24, 2023 at 05:45 UTC

🫡

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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 24, 2023 at 05:45 UTC

🫡

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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 24, 2023 at 05:31 UTC

3000 years of beautiful tradition from Moses to Sandy Koufax, you're G-d damn right I’m living in the fucking past

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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 24, 2023 at 02:25 UTC

The virgin pop secret vs the chad Orville redenbacher

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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 24, 2023 at 00:37 UTC

Huge dub

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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 22, 2023 at 20:11 UTC

Kemp’s Ridley are the Ruth’s Chris steakhouse of sea turtles

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Phil @heardyoulooking.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 12, 2023 at 19:07 UTC

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Goose @doritosfont.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 22, 2023 at 02:53 UTC

This is the same character

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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 22, 2023 at 02:34 UTC

this show SUCKS

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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 22, 2023 at 02:34 UTC

POV: watching “elf pets” on Netflix

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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 20, 2023 at 23:15 UTC

This is where I cackled, I couldn’t make it out until I zoomed in and legit lmao

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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 20, 2023 at 23:14 UTC

That’s the best thing I ever saw

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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com
[ View ] Dec 20, 2023 at 20:40 UTC

The people in the Facebook 12ft Skeleton Owners Group are on an unsustainable trajectory of absurdity and I’m 100% here for it

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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 20, 2023 at 23:12 UTC

hugely disappointing

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²ᶦⁿᶜʰ @guitarfield.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 20, 2023 at 22:55 UTC

A truck driver saw my girlfriend jacking me off on the highway and I got him to toot his horn after

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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 20, 2023 at 22:55 UTC

hall of fame dudes rock live mas moment

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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 20, 2023 at 22:49 UTC

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bobby (frociaggine) @bobbylewis.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 19, 2023 at 23:57 UTC

the minnesota state flag should be prince’s guitar dick silhouette from the super bowl halftime show

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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 20, 2023 at 03:09 UTC

I could save him

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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 20, 2023 at 02:00 UTC

an Italian with erectile dysfunction call that Fláccido Domingo

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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 20, 2023 at 01:41 UTC

does the hat man have good vibes or nah

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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 18, 2023 at 17:36 UTC

What a time to be a ferengi

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