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He wants to, but he only wins enough at scratch-off to get a couple more scratch-offs.
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Is it poop? I am the one who will say if it is poop.
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The Deuce Deducer
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He wants to, but he only wins enough at scratch-off to get a couple more scratch-offs.
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niteynite
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Doctor: have you always suffered from anxiety? Me: no, just since I realized the way things are
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The Deuce Deducer
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The joke, of course, is that cloaca is literally Latin for waste trench.
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The Deuce Deducer
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Why'd they call it a cloaca when dinosewer was right there?
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The Deuce Deducer
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Thinking of getting my ass prolapsed.
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The Deuce Deducer
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Spiralling until they get dizzy and tumble right into the fryer.
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The Deuce Deducer
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Q: what kind of trumpet did Louis Armstrong play? A: a super dooty
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Sorry, CNNmax ad break for blood diamonds.
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The Deuce Deducer
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Bangin' synthwave jingle playing in this CNN ad break for blood diamonds.
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The Deuce Deducer
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Using all my Bitcoin earnings to get Hawk Tuah Girl to spit in my Gamer Girl bathwater.
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The Deuce Deducer
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Catches The Kids, Not The Wheat™
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The Deuce Deducer
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Got a serious nostalgia rush for Windows7 watching the wardens of Maine look stuff up on their toughbooks from old 2016 episodes of North Woods Law.
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The Deuce Deducer
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"A lot of people, good people, are saying we should go to war with Eurasia, but we're going to stay at war with Eastasia for now, like we always have been."
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The Deuce Deducer
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When I farted in the rumpus room all my friends were aghast.
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The Deuce Deducer
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Now listening:
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Fat Lenny's gonna lick the slack off the windowsill (Oh, Fat Lenny!)
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The Deuce Deducer
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Trump making a show of calling out the crackpot policies of Project 2025 isn't just Orwellian. It's like if Terry Gilliam remade 1984, which, now that I think about it would be awesome, as long as we could just watch it and not have to live it.
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The Deuce Deducer
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Imagine a cool, dry pillow. What must that be like?
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The Deuce Deducer
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My connector for coax is In some b-roll shots of wires up on telephone poles.
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The Deuce Deducer
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Lapsis is devastating.
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The Deuce Deducer
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No doubt he thinks he'd be the adult in the room.
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The Deuce Deducer
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It's interesting that JD Vance went from exploiting the suffering of the country poor with his book, to exploiting the suffering of the country poor as a Senator with his belly up to the trough, and may go on to exploit the suffering of the country poor as Lieutenant to Generalissimo Egoísta.
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The Deuce Deducer
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Show some feeling And respect
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Frovo
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me: i hope this email finds you good boss: well me: well what boss: well did the email find them good
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The Deuce Deducer
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The Empire Strips Back
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The Deuce Deducer
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The AI is doing its best to avoid a lawsuit lol
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The Deuce Deducer
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It's being held until it gives up the password for Hunter Biden's laptop.
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The Deuce Deducer
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Ohmygoddro's number (42)
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The Deuce Deducer
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And everybody comes and comes again
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The Deuce Deducer
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If I were Dark Brandon I would simply have everyone at the Heritage Foundation investigated for money laundering, campaign finance violations and tax evasion as my official duty.
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The Deuce Deducer
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Maybe, if you're lucky, you'll get to hear the moo, moo, trample, trample, scream, scream of cows getting out on the golf course.
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The Deuce Deducer
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"Fifty Different Perspectives On How President Biden Is A Total Shit Show, One Quick Mention Normalizing Regular Down To Business Guy Trump"
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The Deuce Deducer
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The problem with media coverage of our only choices in a nutshell:
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Frovo
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ME: i can’t drink this it’s expired WIFE: it’s just natural spring water ME: it’s summer now carol
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The Deuce Deducer
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Ja. We are going to pump you up.
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The Deuce Deducer
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"Those guys that have been funding my campaign and coordinating my super PACS and handing me lists of people to appoint and talking points to win with and have been running the GOP since before Reagan?
They don't call the shots. I call the shots."
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The Deuce Deducer
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It begins.
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The Deuce Deducer
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Nothing to see here.
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The Deuce Deducer
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Eh, kiddo.
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The Deuce Deducer
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The ending of Dark Matter disappoints.
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The Deuce Deducer
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He's following a play cribbed from an eleventh grade history textbook, and we're acting like we don't believe we see it coming.
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The Deuce Deducer
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So Trymp's back room cabinet has openly declared they're going to turn the government inside out as soon as he gets his second term and that's basically donesville for everything good about America so far, and yet nobody is reacting like maybe it's time there was a plan to stop it.
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The Deuce Deducer
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My Mandela effect, apparently, is thinking the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders were called the Dallas Cowgirls my entire life.
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The Deuce Deducer
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A lot less busy.
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The Deuce Deducer
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Dune 2: Still No Pulsating Butthole 3rd Stage Guild Navigator Mouth
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The Deuce Deducer
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I always assumed French vanilla tasted vaguely of cigarettes.
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The Deuce Deducer
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Tinnitus isn't all bad. For instance, whenever Panic! At The Disco High Hopes comes on the radio at Golden Carl, I can barely hear it.
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The Deuce Deducer
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Guy who sets off one mortar at 09:17 July 5th, what even?
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It feels like if you're paying $25 for an entree the service and the quality should be more consistently good than at McDonald's, and yet...
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The Deuce Deducer
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The only thing crazier than numbers on paper notes pretending to be worth anything at all is numbers on a networked computer pretending to be worth anything at all.
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