Frovo

@frovo.bsky.social

3871 followers 488 following 1384 posts

please don’t actually my jokes

my bangers
tinyurl.com/frovobangers
my posts:
tinyurl.com/frovotweets

my store:
doodlybugstudio.com
doodlybugstudio.etsy.com

my art:
itnet1.weebly.com

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Royotathon🚘 @royotathon.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 17:10 UTC

you expect ME to pay bills? me. a former baby. you sound insane right now.

3 replies 71 reposts 261 likes

Frovo @frovo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 20:19 UTC

DRIVING INSTRUCTOR: okay parallel park ME: p p a a r r k k

0 replies 2 reposts 11 likes

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Octopus/Caveman @octopuscaveman.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 19:48 UTC

British Dentist: say ahhh Me: R

0 replies 5 reposts 20 likes

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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 19:08 UTC

How I signed off my letter to the Heritage Foundation

5 replies 81 reposts 785 likes

Frovo @frovo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 18:23 UTC

lol thanks odo

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes

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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 15:52 UTC

Get away from me to show me you celebrate my independence

11 replies 58 reposts 140 likes

Frovo @frovo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 18:16 UTC

bsky.app/profile/frov...

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 18:13 UTC

yeah what am i chopped liver

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 15:24 UTC

*approaches woman* hey girl are you a haiku- "i have a boyfriend"

2 replies 27 reposts 103 likes

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Ygrene ✔️ @ygrene.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 21:53 UTC

[arriving in hell] Satan: welco- Me: hit me with a plate of your eggs bro Satan: Me: (sprinkling motion) with the paprika

12 replies 206 reposts 978 likes

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jon @senderblock23.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 23:28 UTC

Don’t do it.

27 replies 65 reposts 532 likes

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Catbus @catbus.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 23:35 UTC

hearing it's no longer possible to go to Jupiter to get Stupider, I'm assuming Woke is to blame

2 replies 9 reposts 67 likes

Frovo @frovo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 23:47 UTC

Teacher: remember class, there are no stupid questions Me: *raises hand* Teacher: no stupid questions i said Me: *lowers hand*

2 replies 48 reposts 186 likes

Frovo @frovo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 16:43 UTC

Wife: why is there a cow in our garage Me: that's our new lawn mooer Wife: Me: Wife: Me: he's going to cud the grass

3 replies 34 reposts 206 likes

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Pot Shop Boy @potshopboy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 23:50 UTC

So thankful two neighbors across the street from each other started their Harleys, and are screaming at each other in conversation while revving their engines. Having that conversation before starting the bikes would've just been stupid.

2 replies 24 reposts 92 likes

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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 20:49 UTC

I'm all out of jokes but I've got a wad of Laffy Taffy in my mouth and I'm tryin' to be cool with plagiarism

8 replies 60 reposts 136 likes

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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social
[ View ] Sep 12, 2023 at 04:04 UTC

"Welcome to the country's new reality program: INTO THE PIT!" "W-what's it called?" I ask. "INTO! THE! PIT!" a previously unseen studio audience chants as the floor gives out beneath me.

1 replies 18 reposts 63 likes

Frovo @frovo.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 07, 2024 at 02:24 UTC

me: time to sleep brain: why are they called armadillos when they don't have arms me: please shut the fuck up brain: should be legadillos

4 replies 34 reposts 150 likes

Frovo @frovo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 01:58 UTC

ME: i wish i could last longer in bed GENIE: you mean sexually ME: no

1 replies 7 reposts 43 likes

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DoubleTrouble @badboybill69.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 23:26 UTC

But your honor, I have immunity 🙄

0 replies 6 reposts 20 likes

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 00:38 UTC

Rubbing a mint around the inside of my mouth with my fingers and putting it back in my pocket

2 replies 7 reposts 99 likes

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dan mentos @danmentos.com
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 16:50 UTC

does anyone have a extra canada invite code

8 replies 59 reposts 326 likes

Frovo @frovo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 23:17 UTC

hey i made another book 😁
get it before the supreme court bans it

Count the Numbies! A perfect gift for babies, toddlers and preschoolers
www.etsy.com/listing/1741...

0 replies 0 reposts 10 likes

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Hi, it’s Abby. Yep. @abbycohenwl.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 23:48 UTC

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can and wisdom not to respond to someone actuallying me online

2 replies 19 reposts 81 likes

Frovo @frovo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 15:02 UTC

microdosing fireworks by cutting off a finger

0 replies 7 reposts 22 likes

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dan mentos @danmentos.com
[ View ] Jun 03, 2024 at 15:00 UTC

they should make the whole cup of coffee out of the first sip

4 replies 10 reposts 48 likes

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Normal Pru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 19:46 UTC

Hot dogs come in a pack of 10 but buns come in a pack of 8 because you're obligated to sacrifice 2 wienies to the charcoal gods

32 replies 39 reposts 366 likes

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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 02:36 UTC

hey kid, passwords just get harder and harder until one day you die

14 replies 88 reposts 298 likes

Frovo @frovo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 22:04 UTC

sn8wman

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 21:00 UTC

it’s called a snowman because 8 was taken

3 replies 15 reposts 65 likes

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And He Joked Again @andyjokedagain.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 18:50 UTC

job interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 years the invisible man:

2 replies 21 reposts 45 likes

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Pot Shop Boy @potshopboy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 13, 2024 at 18:51 UTC

I think "fopoon" is a much better name than "spork."

15 replies 51 reposts 113 likes

Frovo @frovo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 17:30 UTC

the two wolves inside me are my starter pack

1 replies 8 reposts 24 likes

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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 04:32 UTC

Gonna have to disagree there, crossword—“a nanny’s nightmare” 4 letters is absolutely SIDS.

0 replies 6 reposts 42 likes

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Cap’n Watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 15:56 UTC

There should be one superhero who is also super adhd and always shows up like “oh crap am I too late again— wait is this Tuesday”

6 replies 35 reposts 63 likes

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social
[ View ] Sep 13, 2023 at 12:15 UTC

It's raining men because the aliens are returning the abductees in the most compelling way possible.

7 replies 90 reposts 188 likes

Frovo @frovo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 14:41 UTC

Me: i never know what to say Friend: just say something nice [later] Date: hi Me: 69

1 replies 3 reposts 26 likes

Frovo @frovo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 03:37 UTC

sneak peek at a new board book coming soon to doodlybugstudio.etsy.com

0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes

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Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 18:11 UTC

what? there was a fact wrong in my joke? oh shit oh shit oh shit i’ll delete it immediately, thank you so much for telling me, i strive for precision.

3 replies 20 reposts 91 likes

Frovo @frovo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 20:12 UTC

i refuse to use apple maps until they call it mapples

3 replies 26 reposts 85 likes

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Normal Pru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 18:16 UTC

It's called the Summer Olympics so one of the events should be running in flip flops to catch the ice cream man

9 replies 59 reposts 216 likes

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Hi, it’s Abby. Yep. @abbycohenwl.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 15:34 UTC

I like these and I'm not even embarrassed

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