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Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America (against America)
@masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com
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the rosa parks of "corn is not a vegetable", we stand on the right side of history
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Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America (against America)@masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com |
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I'm just an eepy lil guy with hort tummy-itis, setting gender to "no" || I am neither a good influence nor a bad influence, I am a force of nature. Like it or not, I'm comin.
www.twitch.tv/master_blastoise
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Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America (against America)
@masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com
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the rosa parks of "corn is not a vegetable", we stand on the right side of history
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Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America (against America)
@masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com
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My old Jag had problems I could not afford to fix but it still got me from point A to point B even if it crapped out halfway to my destination on the highway during rush hour half the time due to it overheating so this makes sense to me.
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Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America (against America)
@masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com
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All the people pretending like the biggest problem anyone has with Biden is his age should be kicked into the sun. Bernie is a year older than Biden and still has his wits about him. Biden is very clearly not fit to be in the most powerful position in the country.
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Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America (against America)
@masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com
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Ohhh okay, yeah I have no idea who the fuck he is, he just popped up on my TL
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Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America (against America)
@masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com
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Wait which guy I'm confused
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Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America (against America)
@masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com
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Biden's only chance at winning right now is wholly dependent on how afraid people are of another trump presidency, and that's not a good fucking campaign strategy.
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Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America (against America)
@masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com
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Screenshot because I'm not tryna get all up in this guy's menchies but it's honestly stupid to care this much about project 2025 because the conservatives have been doing this shit since like literally the 70s. If they lose this election, then it'll be project 2029.
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edward
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Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America (against America)
@masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com
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my dream is to have one of those massive fish tanks and do 24/7 livestreams of the fish
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Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America (against America)
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PREACH!! 🙏🙌 God forbid women have hobbies 🙄
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Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America (against America)
@masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com
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My Tummy Hort
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Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America (against America)
@masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com
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Idk how I'm gonna pay my bills this month lmao
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Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America (against America)
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It truly is amazing how many of my problems would be solved if someone would fucking hire me for a job so that I can have a steady income
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Alex Plante 🐀👑
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💀 💁🏻♀️💕
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Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America (against America)
@masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com
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Jeff Rosenstock, nice
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Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America (against America)
@masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com
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Yeah I guess the vileness of it didn't offend me because the first time I saw it I was a teenager and I was like "this is so fucking stupid lol" it was just schlock horror to me, never really considered the "bad for monster fucker media" angle
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Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America (against America)
@masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com
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I guess that's fair, I just thought it was sillygoofy
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Gef the Toking Mongoose
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Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America (against America)
@masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com
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Okay now, Splice was great, in a "so bad it's good" kinda way
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Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America (against America)
@masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com
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And yes this has happened to me more than once
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Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America (against America)
@masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com
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It's always weird when people say to me that I helped them become a communist because it's like idk how that happened I just be talkin shit and love to complain about everything
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Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America (against America)
@masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com
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i miss him
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Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America (against America)
@masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com
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Creature
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Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America (against America)
@masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com
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i'm gonna yell
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Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America (against America)
@masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com
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literally everything about this movie rules but the makeup for the ripper roos haunts my every waking moment
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Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America (against America)
@masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com
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oh cool, another app for people with ADHD to get addicted to, exactly what we need!
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Gef the Toking Mongoose
@geftokingmongoose.bsky.social
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the inside out characters in my head
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Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America (against America)
@masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com
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my dad was in the military so we loved guns lol
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springfieldians
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Haus of Decline
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Retro Commercial Screens
@retro-commercials.bsky.social
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Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America (against America)
@masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com
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be careful
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Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America (against America)
@masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com
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No nation in the history of the world has ever been as cooked as the US is right now
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Gef the Toking Mongoose
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Conor Conneally
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I love it when the Sims turns into existential horror like the Painting Goblin
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Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America (against America)
@masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com
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Bullying works!
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Gef the Toking Mongoose
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smoking on that shit that got me feeling like Phong from Reboot
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Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America (against America)
@masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com
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how fucked up would it be if the n-word had a "b" in it
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Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America (against America)
@masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com
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and like yeah blah blah blah larian fucked up the date system on his grave but MY POINT STILL STANDS
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Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America (against America)
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do NOT fight me because you WILL LOSE Idle Champions confrimed his age as 350, fuck you!
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Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America (against America)
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that ain't a 2 at the front of his birth year, it's a cotdang 1!!!!
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Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America (against America)
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i'm going to beat to death with hammers everyone who says Astarion was turned at the age of 39 sorry LIBERALS but you read his gravestone wrong! i've COMPUTER ENHANCED it and i have seen THE TRUTH
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regular meghan 🫧 나영지 🍉
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stop looking at something awful and SAY HELLO TO PICKLEBALL SNOOPY
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Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America (against America)
@masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com
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you read that correctly
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Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America (against America)
@masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com
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me when i very suddenly have to shit my pants
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Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America (against America)
@masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com
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wow! so progressive!
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Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America (against America)
@masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com
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indeed he has! he's really made a whole career of helpin out the little guy! like the time he opposed desegregation and those crime bills he co-wrote in the 90s! my hero
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Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America (against America)
@masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com
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let's not forget the super left-wing position of uh [furiously flipping through my notebook] relaxing covid restrictions and pressuring the CDC to underreport covid cases, and uh uh [i'm sweating profusely] shutting down major labor strikes in key industries were people are literally dying
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Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America (against America)
@masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com
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oh yeah i love the left-wing institution of [checks notes] increasing funding for Ukraine, a government that is literally a bunch of Nazis in a trenchcoat, and [looks at notes again] sending more weapons to Israel, the country that has been enacting a genocide for 70-something years.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose
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