Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social

well there you have it, folks. case closed!

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Jared Besemer @jaredbesemer.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 27, 2024 at 18:30 UTC

We investigated ourselves, found we did it, intended to do it, liked doing it, and will do it again in the near future.

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Duncan Deeznutz @parasocialista.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 27, 2024 at 16:07 UTC

OJ never did find the real killers

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Trisha Snakes @trishasnakes.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 27, 2024 at 17:55 UTC

"We've investigated ourselves and found no wrongdoing" bullshit

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SID Chip Vicious @fatseanlives.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 27, 2024 at 16:25 UTC

Joe Brandon TAS single term any%

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Bus D. Sinclair 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @melbeast.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 27, 2024 at 16:12 UTC

aaaaaahhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Nick Based International Order 🍉 @rhymeswithnick.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 27, 2024 at 16:46 UTC

I hope this little toad has a sore tummy the rest of his fucking miserable life.

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Haplo @haplo.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 27, 2024 at 17:02 UTC

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Runtripfall69 @runtripfall69.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 28, 2024 at 09:55 UTC

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Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 27, 2024 at 15:55 UTC

IDF guy giving the world's smuggest grin as he goes, "that didn't happen"

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Maebh 🇵🇸✊ @ivebeenbetter.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 27, 2024 at 16:38 UTC

I mean this is coming from the country that asks cops to investigate themselves so the whole thing tracks.

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𝑏𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑠 @petestaiano.com [ View ] Apr 27, 2024 at 16:00 UTC

Thank god they solved it!!! I was getting worried for a sec!

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@yeroc.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 27, 2024 at 16:02 UTC

Reasons to self immolate #2134 etc

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Chuck Grassley's goat @chuckgoat.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 27, 2024 at 15:58 UTC

Just like the cops!

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@processanalyzer.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 27, 2024 at 16:44 UTC

It was odd that the video clips in the reports showed hundreds of weathered headstones. Was the massacre in old cemetery?

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Myles to Go Before I Sleep Lobdell @myleslobdell.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 27, 2024 at 17:27 UTC

What's for the Israelis to investigate? They murdered those doctors. Case closed.

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Jay Schiavone @jaytingle.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 27, 2024 at 16:22 UTC

Love those fuckers.

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Toast @kbells.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 27, 2024 at 17:12 UTC

Everything should work like this. If the cops think I stole something they should let me investigate myself and get back to them. It’s a perfect system.

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