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A. Marmot đŸŒ±'s avatar A. Marmot đŸŒ± @aminus.bsky.social
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bad sleep creates tired men tired men create solid afternoon naps solid naps create late night wakefulness late night wakefulness creates bad sleep

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Myles to Go Before I Sleep Lobdell's avatar Myles to Go Before I Sleep Lobdell @myleslobdell.bsky.social
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Wonder if they ever rubbed up against the Seinfeld gang.

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pee wee herman-palladino's avatar pee wee herman-palladino @markpopham.bsky.social
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oh you just found out about a horrifying secret? oh ha ha wow. ive actually known about that awful shit for a while, for years actually. i did Not tell anyone or say anything.

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Ayo 's avatar Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social
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I’m so sorry for your loss but you are talking about the leader of the most dangerous and powerful nation in the history of the world.

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Ayo 's avatar Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social
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with all due respect—honestly— he’s the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES He is nothing at all like you—respectfully

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krisis's avatar krisis @krisis.bsky.social
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Kinda wild that we're now past the halfway point of the year and Green Day still has my #2 record of 2024.

Always nice to see a long-standing band in fine form.

open.spotify.com/album/4AIeqA...

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Shepherd's avatar Shepherd @neolithicsheep.bsky.social
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I am not kidding when I say that Romancing the Vote has out-organized and done more to materially improve conditions in the southeastern US than any explicitly leftist org. Romancelandia ain't here to fuck around.

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this place is like a subdivision built on a graveyard of guys who had IT jobs and posted their dicks online

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merritt k's avatar merritt k @merrittk.com
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i got yelled at by a camgirl for making fun of horny guys, saying that it was creating a hostile environment and taking food out of her mouth

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there was a "posters strike" where people were really insistent that it was ok for sex workers to post but nobody else

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merritt k's avatar merritt k @merrittk.com
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if you werent here in the early days of bluesky you missed some really funny stuff. a bunch of people got psyched out of their minds on having 1000 followers for the first time and tried to cancel dril

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air budd dwyer's avatar air budd dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social
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[David Attenborough voice] the watering hole

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Possibly the biggest piece of "actually, Nami is gay" evidence is that she was raised by a woman who looks like this

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laura olin's avatar laura olin @lauraolin.bsky.social
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as long as everyone has a good time

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Kurt Busiek's avatar Kurt Busiek @kurtbusiek.bsky.social
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There is no satisfactory etymology for whillikers or whillikens.

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getting stuck in to 'Thongor and the Wizard of Lemuria' and it's definitely doing what it says on the cover lol

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Katie Mack's avatar Katie Mack @astrokatie.com
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Went to a clinic today for a routine medical thing and was once again amazed by the number of people who are happy to hang out and just freely breathe in all the air juice inside the germ emporium

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dr. hazel 🐝's avatar dr. hazel 🐝 @hazelmonforton.com
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I had no idea this was the etymology for “lord” and “lady.” #medievalsky

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also funny and also extremely understandable that for untold millennia people were like "where do the gods live? where do we go after we die? uh... up there, dude. obviously."

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Jim Zub's avatar Jim Zub @jimzub.bsky.social
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This photo is pure 2024.

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I apologize for subjecting y’all to this Deviled egg hot dog

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From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine.

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merritt k's avatar merritt k @merrittk.com
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buying a mattress has got to be one of the worst purchases possible. like which of these hundreds of nearly identical products do i want to spend roughly a thousand dollars on knowing that whatever i choose will probably give me cancer

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I fucking love animation that makes me wonder of the creators are Diane Arbus fans.

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Myles to Go Before I Sleep Lobdell's avatar Myles to Go Before I Sleep Lobdell @myleslobdell.bsky.social
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Do you think they got a cheaper deal for not showing his face?

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Calamity Jon Morris's avatar Calamity Jon Morris @calamityjon.bsky.social
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This Peace Corps ad from 1966 is the first and possibly only instance I've ever seen of Superman's likeness being licensed solely to depict the character from the waist-down.

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Myles to Go Before I Sleep Lobdell's avatar Myles to Go Before I Sleep Lobdell @myleslobdell.bsky.social
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President Biden Unraed

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Akhonji's avatar Akhonji @akhonji.bsky.social
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If you think the world looks good, guess what: it does

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Blue sky jerk's avatar Blue sky jerk @rajandelman.bsky.social
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I feel like you can just be goth. Feeling like this is a long workaround based on the assumption you can't be goth

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Myles to Go Before I Sleep Lobdell's avatar Myles to Go Before I Sleep Lobdell @myleslobdell.bsky.social
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About 99% of American employees are too cowardly to try to pull that even without bosses who walk around with giant laser swords.

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Chef Gaykwon's avatar Chef Gaykwon @gaykwon.bsky.social
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This guy was such a G for telling his evil wizard cyborg boss that his religion is bullshit during a work meeting.

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Myles to Go Before I Sleep Lobdell's avatar Myles to Go Before I Sleep Lobdell @myleslobdell.bsky.social
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DeBonesby was an amazing PC.

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Gonna tell my kids that this was the Beatles

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Sarah Parcak, Book Writing Madness 's avatar Sarah Parcak, Book Writing Madness @indyfromspace.bsky.social
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Biden has to be it. SCOTUS will say Harris isn't legitimate. Go from there. Sorry. Adulting sucks. This all sucks. The media is caving early to fascism thinking it will save them from the wall. (guess what: it won't).

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Iron Spike's avatar Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social
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Hey, so. I understand that this is anecdotal and not research, but. It is WILD how useless social media has become for promo. It's a fucking disgrace, really.

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Myles to Go Before I Sleep Lobdell's avatar Myles to Go Before I Sleep Lobdell @myleslobdell.bsky.social
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Last four watched! (I’m on a bit of a 1930s romance movie kick).

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ACAB except the cop whose only job is to wait at the door and let Larry back into the house.

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buttstuff werewolf's avatar buttstuff werewolf @mattfraction.bsky.social
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that marks forty-seven consecutive years of me not knowing how to make friends and relying solely on t-shirt shibboleth. i should've been a dog. i mean at least with tails everybody knows what's up.

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Dave Wagner's avatar Dave Wagner @davewagner.bsky.social
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if you're playing with a cat correctly, you'll be working roughly 900 times harder than the cat. 99% of the effort must be yours. playing with cats is not about exercise, it's about drama. And cats are harsh critics. they need to BELIEVE that plush banana is afraid for its life.

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Shiv Ramdas's avatar Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv.bsky.social
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there is something extraordinarily weird about how you'll be driving through a seemingly relatively normal US state and suddenly there's this patch where everyone apparently thinks theyre in Bavaria or something, even fuckin Frankfurt doesnt have this many German restaurants lined up side by side

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Myles to Go Before I Sleep Lobdell's avatar Myles to Go Before I Sleep Lobdell @myleslobdell.bsky.social
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Git up and git! You great crested tit!

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There’s a New Message for You in MyChart, Charlie Brown

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