melissa~ @melissanarchy.bsky.social

i bet these guys are way more resistant to outlier results than the Average Empire

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Katie Tightpussy @juicysteak117.gay [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 17:14 UTC

this joke sucks. great work

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Patrick Reid @oldmandoc.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 11:20 UTC

The Average Empire is also a lot meaner

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sovietblobfish @sovietblobfish.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 11:04 UTC

median empire implies the existence of the modian and meanian empires....

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K-Dawg @flexfantastic.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:45 UTC

Goddammit this is good

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Dr. Katharine Dickson @metaomicsnerd.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 17:46 UTC

I could make an Empires Georg joke but that’s just the British Empire

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Tycho Softworks @tychosoft.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 18:58 UTC

The land of "meh"... They just didn't care enough to bother being anything more ;).

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Pumpkin spice horchata @eldritchanchovy.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 17:34 UTC

yeah, thats where spiders georg ended up after Average Empire exiled him for the good of the realm

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Realia (she/her) 🏳️‍⚧️ @mxmetaphor.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 00:53 UTC

Outliers Macedon conquers everything in its path and thus should not have been counted.

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Violet The Gummy Shark @exiledviolet.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 11:03 UTC

Arachosia is a beautiful name for a girl.

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mini "serving lesbian" d'nar @drdnar.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 17:44 UTC

those guys were so mid, no wonder they didn't last

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𑀅𑀓𑁆𑀱 🌉 𐨀𐨐 𓃠🏴🚩↙️↙️↙️ @4ksh4tr4.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 10:59 UTC

In the name of Cyaxares and Astyages, repent Melissa!

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Menger Spongebob (🌕 SOFT-LANDED) @menger-spongebob.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 17:30 UTC

is this the Media everybody is complaining about?

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sea shanty stan account ⛵ @anarchoshanties.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 10:58 UTC

booooooooooooooooooo

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Xanderpuss @xanderpussrex.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 18:09 UTC

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