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👴 32 🔞 NO MINORS 🦨 Licorice-scented stinkweasel 🐐 Ave Satanas ΘΔ Literal Critteral 🌈 Queer af

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Coincidentally, the first time I ever saw a fursuit in person was at a renaissance festival in Texas. The dude was wearing a fox fursuit head with a moving jaw, and teenage me was absolutely fascinated with it. I remember taking pictures, but I think I lost the memory card they were on.

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If he wants to deny people accommodations for their disabilities, he should start and end with himself.

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I was never into Magic the Gathering, until now. Because... you know... weasels?

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Alt text entry was borked, it's a gif of two ferrets eating a raw egg.

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Eat the egg!

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I didn't have "Gab CEO Andrew Torba thinks Trump is a liberal because his Republican Party isn't christofascist enough" on my 2024 bingo card.

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Eat many egg!

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Do a little prompt injection. As a treat.

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Solidarity forever...

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And if you picked up line 2 while a card was being processed, of course you'd hear the famous 56k modem serenade.

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At my old job, we had an electronic card terminal, but it was the late 90s/early 2000s model that had both EMV and a telephone modem. The store had two phone lines, and if line 2 was in use, you couldn't run a card at all.

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Nugent released a song in 2007 about wanting to fuck a girl scout.

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We've had credit cards and debit cards since way before I was born. Old people know how to use them. We've had EMV chips since the 1990s. People are still having to learn how to use that, for some reason. We've had tap chips since like 2001. Now there are tap chips in your phone and watch.

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Please let me just listen to England Dan and John Ford Coley.

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For me, it's one brawny but submissive wolverine woman and her slinky but dominant pine marten wife. They can both destroy me, and I'd let them do it.

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For lunch I usually also get $1 apple $1 yogurt or sardines Free water But the healthiest choices really are the most expensive.

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The one thing keeping me in the shape I'm in is the price of food. More specifically, the price of food that's ready-to-eat and I can eat it at work with nothing but a microwave. $6 Salad bowl Or $1.50 ramen And that's not all I eat for each day. I get $3 coffee and $2 protein bar for breakfast.

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My lube bottle does that, and it's annoying. I'll be rock hard and barely holding in a tsunami of cum, getting ready for that *good* wank, but then my lube bottle decides to make a huge mess that I have to clean up immediately.

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10/10 Would sniff every inch Many inches to sniff

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I don't really listen to her songs beyond her early works when she was still in the country genre. Her new stuff just doesn't hit with me the way Jason Mraz or Dolly Parton do.

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I should call him.

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Idk if Overwatch tanks have any movement tech they can use while firing, but TF2's Heavy is a sitting duck when he's firing his minigun. You get shat on easily. And a health buff means that you'll still get shat on, but it'll take slightly longer.

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TF2 player here, and the same applies to Heavy. You can get one-shotted by Sniper and Spy specifically, and you're weak to coordinated focus fire from everybody else. You're slow, and miniguns are boring to use and slow you down more. Buffs to your health or weapon damage won't change any of that.

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Toys are meant to be played with and cared for, not locked in a box and neglected to the point of ruin.

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My grandmother hoarded Beanie Babies when they first came out. "These will sell for millions some day." They stayed in their boxes and packed up in trash bags, through 3 moves. Got peed on and chewed by mice, and ruined by mold. My parents threw them away after holding onto them for like 20 years.

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"Your life should not be a museum." "Being alive is as special an occasion as it gets."

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I have a need!

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On second thought, I need some help with this thing. It escaped containment, and one hand clearly isn't enough to wrangle it.

#irlnudes

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Wanna go camping? I erected a tent.

#irlnudes

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It's been like 4 or 5 days since the last time I came, and I'm doing fine. Totally not horny at all. Ignore my massive pendulous dick doing its best to punch a hole in my boxers, that's unrelated.

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I wanna see what Louis Rossmann has to say about these shoes.

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Two separate words that these quacks heard on tv and decided to use without knowing what they mean.

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I used to think that, but now I realize that there was no conspiracy. She just had massive support from the democrat elites and big donors early on, which does create an advantage, but that wasn't the fault of the DNC.

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The therian lutrine urge to strip down buttass naked and swim in the local creek.

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Isn't LGB Alliance made up almost entirely of straight people too?

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Some of the anomalies can kill. Others are harmless but can totally fuck with you. Stuff like: Have there always been five surveillance cameras in this room, or is there only supposed to be four? Are the numbers on the posters the same? Oh now there's blood dripping out of the AC vent. Great...

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My dumb ass would try to pet it.

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No, why'd you waste the piss?

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The psychological horror in this game comes from the feeling of having checked the room over entirely several times and finding nothing, but still feeling like you're missing something. As well as some of the anomalies themselves being generally quite horrifying.

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Right now it's The Exit 8. An observation game where you run through what should be identical rooms in an infinite tunnel, and either turn around and go backward when you see an anomaly in the room or go forward when everything in the room is normal. You win when you go the right way 8 times.

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I'm getting way into indie psychological horror games. Not necessarily jumpscare games. But games that make me paranoid that I'm about to make a wrong choice. Memory games that invoke Mandela effects so often that it makes me genuinely question my own sanity. Idk why, but I love that kind of game.

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Snake game, but it's a ferret eating eggs.

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I see it's "Make Micah wanna get pummeled into the ground" weekend.

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I'm ded

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I can always tell when the local megachurch lets out. The store suddenly fills up with balding white dudes in trump shirts and children with names like Breighdyn and Ashleignne.

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*mauls you cutely, now in HD*

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Kenny Wayne Shepherd's "Blue on Black," covered by Five Finger Death Punch. And Kenny Wayne Shepherd's "Blue on Black," covered by Five Finger Death Punch feat. Kenny Wayne Shepherd, Brantley Gilbert, and Brian May.

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Maybe

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I've never seen that before over here, even when I was a non-primary account holder on a family plan.

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