Tortilla the Hun

Tortilla the Hun @midnitet0ker.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 00:56 UTC

If he were Warren Buffett, yes. He's not Warren Buffett.

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Tortilla the Hun @midnitet0ker.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 00:53 UTC

Biden cited Mark Warner trying to get the nomination: Freudian slip, much? While Freudian slips aren't necessarily a thing, his mindset betrays his sad preoccupation with power. We're getting Trump again because of this stubborn asshole. 🤬

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Tortilla the Hun @midnitet0ker.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 00:48 UTC

Oh no, the vegetable called the narcissist a liar!

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Tortilla the Hun @midnitet0ker.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 00:44 UTC

This interview is more internationally embarrassing than when the President literally threw up on the Japanese Prime Minister in the 90s.

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Tortilla the Hun @midnitet0ker.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 00:42 UTC

"I have a cognitive test every single day!" 😭

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Tortilla the Hun @midnitet0ker.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 00:37 UTC

Does anyone else take being lied to personally, like the President thinks we're all morons?

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Tortilla the Hun @midnitet0ker.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 00:17 UTC

Democrats are already talking about Kamala Harris as an Affirmative Action candidate.

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Tortilla the Hun @midnitet0ker.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 23:40 UTC

My biggest regret was having grown up around a bunch of morons; that's not to say my friends, all of whom were nerds (even if they wouldn't identify as proudly as I).

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Tortilla the Hun @midnitet0ker.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 23:24 UTC

"These edibles ain't shit." *30 minutes later*

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Tortilla the Hun @midnitet0ker.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 23:22 UTC

Wait until we see what our newly crowned mad king will do...

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Tortilla the Hun @midnitet0ker.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 23:20 UTC

Democrats: But what about Trump's 20-something lies?! Anyone with a brain knows Donald Trump's a pathological liar. The problem is with the quality and arrogance of your present standard bearer and our presumed saviors. Kamala is still a deeply unpopular cop to those refusing the coconut. 🥥

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Tortilla the Hun @midnitet0ker.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 23:09 UTC

I just watched a preview clip of Biden's interview tonight and it was painful to watch. The guy's mouth hangs open and I can see drool in the corner of his mouth. The President of the United States is projecting weakness to the country's enemies. Every other head of state sees us headless.

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Tortilla the Hun @midnitet0ker.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 15:39 UTC

So I heard on the news this morning that social media is putting us all into our own little silos and now I'm still being crushed by loneliness, but not in solitude. 😃

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Tortilla the Hun @midnitet0ker.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 20:41 UTC

If you see this, post a photo you made at sunset (I used to sleep here)

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Tortilla the Hun @midnitet0ker.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 17:30 UTC

When all else fails, play the race card. - Kamala Harris (presumably)

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Tortilla the Hun @midnitet0ker.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 17:28 UTC

Democratic entitlement is the reason Trump is going to get elected to a second term. The party is nothing but a bunch of stair climbing egos with absolutely no working class appeal but somehow wonder why Trump is even competitive. Democrats need to hash it out even if there's a bloodbath.

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Tortilla the Hun @midnitet0ker.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 17:11 UTC

Most of us keep the existential dread at bay with daily business. When you are unable to do so, you meet its French cousin, ennui.

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Tortilla the Hun @midnitet0ker.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 16:12 UTC

Joe Biden's not one of those people who knows how to quit while he's ahead. He probably doesn't even see the value in retaining what little dignity he has left. Putting the old man and his senility front and center is only going to make things worse. Dementia is not a cold. Stop gaslighting us.

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Tortilla the Hun @midnitet0ker.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 16:04 UTC

I'm sitting in my subsidized apartment vaping weed and feeling like I'm getting away with some sort of crime. I fucking hate that Catholic guilt.

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Tortilla the Hun @midnitet0ker.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 16:01 UTC

Thanks to nothing ever being good enough for my mother, I grew up with the feeling that I need constant self-regulation because I'm always up to no good. Cognitively, I think I'm evil (for no reason) but behaviorally, I'm a fucking Golden Retriever. I feel guilty by default. Thanks mom! 😀

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