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Just a guy with some cats and chickens that wants to talk to you about some things.
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Do you think there is another deal in the works on the heels of this one maybe?
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I SAID FRIES! FRENCH FRIES, NOT FIRES!!!!!!
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Some of the Dem politicians have done an amazing job of tricking people (even some other Dem politicians) into thinking that they are different than GOP politicians.
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There are three or four people in that photo that I don't think are convinced...
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Sometimes you just have to block a motherfucker.
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Jess
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If anyone has a problem assuming anything it's you.
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All he said was he was going to stop scheduling events after 8 P.M. so he could get some more sleep. Do you think every other president stayed up 24 hours a day awaiting every single thing that could possibly happen? Please tell me you don't think that, because I can't tell.
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Jess
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Did you pull something making a leap that big?
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Art.
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I refuse to vote for a candidate the does not swing over a set of rotating knives by their genitalia.
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also me.
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Jess
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RIP some unattended 3-year-old
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How is he supposed to govern if he cannot crime????
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I hope they ask the guy running against him to step down!
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Jess
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I can process words with mine. Not very well, but I am sure something will come along that can fix that.
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Jess
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I gotchu fam. Is chunky okay?
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Perfect parenthetical: “(Mr. Bannon himself did not host the show on Tuesday, because he reported to prison the day before to serve a sentence for contempt of Congress.)” More of these stories and fewer Biden eats dinner at 3pm stories, please.
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Fuck, I can't even play Diablo 4 worth a shit after like 9:30 PM and I'm not even 50 yet. Give the dude a break.
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Jess
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Does Bird flu only transmit during breakfast?
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When you are about to start a timekilling argument with some random moron, but just decide to block them instead:
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The media definitely is being loud about it, that's for sure.
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I am beginning to think fewer and fewer people really do want to keep that democracy over the past week or so.
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They gonna have a spelling bee or something. Have him look at maps and point to countries as they are called out once in the morning and once in the afternoon and see if he performs as well? He had a poor debate FFS. The dems need to calm the fuck down.
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Jess
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Them: What is your favorite food? Me: Lunch
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How could Chief Brody do this to us?
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Ate so much pizza that I have a migraine now. So I got that going for me...which is nice.
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I guess a lot of people aren't old enough to remember when Reagan "bombed" his first debate against Mondale and then absolutely housed him in the election. I guess Mondale was not enough of a psycho that fueled media headlines for people to demand Reagan "step aside". Have fun with Trump, vultures.
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I wish I had kids around to help me remember shit like I did for my parents. Now I forget something and wave my arms around and try to remember what it is and my cats just try to dismember me.
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They talk about it on their super secret website 4ch*n.
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lol
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Jess
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No, you're fine. I find it somewhat comforting that there are other people out there that have not seen every possible thing.
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Everyone is drunk and stupid and the only way to fix it is to be even more drunk and stupid apparently. I want to get off of this ride.
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That and the spontaneous combustion.
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Maybe Rochester can win a championship.
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I thought the headline said "Larry the cat poised to BECOME Britain's next prime minister." and it was as happy as I have been in days.
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Do most of my livestock/chicken supply shopping at the local co-op. Rural King on occasion. I try to stay out of Tractor Supply as much as possible, even before the latest hubbub.
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Sometimes I wish I would have not paid attention in school so I could be as blissfully ignorant as these folks are.
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Sorry to all my lawyer friends who spent a bunch of time learning how law works in the US. I had friends who were Flash developers and things turned out alright for them after they pivoted to C# or whatever. Hopefully there's an equivalent for our national legal system
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Did Grmace fall down?
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Dumbass neighbor out there burning tires in the yard like he is the fucking President.
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"Hi there! Yes, I'd like an entire spear of olives please. Yes. With a martini garnish if you could. Thanks, you're the best"
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Marmaduke out there forcing people to buy miniature hoodies for their dogs or they get an electric shock.
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Chris Hayes just stumbled on set of his show trying to get out that they were waiting for remarks on the Court decision today. I think it is time for MSNBC to think about replacing him.
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Trying to come up with a parody song about guillotines to the tune of either Bush's "Glycerine" or "Sweet Caroline". Any suggestions are welcome.
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I cried when Joe Biden lost the "President of Debates" title. It really showed we need to elect more felons that lie during their debates instead of "stumbling". No one could've seen this coming. Who knew a year and a half ago that Joe Biden would, in fact, get older than he was then. Just shocking.
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Don't worry this will be the last one.
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Does it have "Thick Haze Creator"? That one is my and my respiratory system's favorite!
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