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PhD in Yo Momma


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Goddam....it is toe damn hot out

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Stayed up too late watching the Argentina game but it would have been worth it if Martinez hadn't bailed out Messi on the PKs

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I'm working on buying the rights to the name "fat boy slim" so I can bring it back

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I'm actually guesting on an episode about the filibuster 🔥. Not sure when it will be released.

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music video excellence is still being achieved in this era

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Listening to "is this it" (full album) with my nieces and nephews and they're loving it. Just wait until you have a small amount of coke that is some but not enough. Shit goes bandanas

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So many of our celebrities are involved with being mad (at them or them mad at something else) it's nice to have a celebrity who looks like the guy who says "its that one" when you're at a party trying to figure out which cooler has beer

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I'll also say that as of writing I like jason kelce in that I don't know shit about his opinions and whenever I am forced to know about him, it's just "hey here's a guy who looks like a guy." I am in a headspace where I am willing to accept that knowledge

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Went to wawa today and discovered jason and Kylie kelce have collabed on some sandwiches for this years hoagie fest. The one I got was not a revelation but was pretty damn close to what I'd order anyway (essentially an Italian with sweet peppers and hot honey). I'd put my name on it

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I'm studying to become a chanteuse

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Getting bitten....the great equalizer

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To win over the American public, Joe Biden will stream a live tiering of DBZ characters. Experts are already saying it could come down to where he places Gohan

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Guys. It's time to get frigging serious about this election. I am going to fight like hell. Out in the streets. No quarters. No price is too high for our country. Whatever your beliefs, I don't care, we need to get out and vote for our next president. Because right now everything depends on it.

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Thinking about totally ruining my chances with my wife this week by referring to sex while we're at my parents' house as "an away game"

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this is what happened to moana

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I am on the coast of virginias "northern neck"

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The east coast is lovely but I need to get back to California. I feel like that pregnant frog lady on the mandalorian. My whole species will go extinct if I don't drink a Racer 5 soon

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Tried to impress my nieces/nephews with a surprise Xbox game but the absolute dogs dick Xbox live services has fucked me

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I have to admit I recently did not know what you were riffing on but, sensing something amiss, remained perfectly still until some other rube sprung the trap. So as far as anyone knows I've never been fooled or confused

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Thanks, I do also need a car to get there

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Was going to go to the library to see if I could find the true name of another demon to wear the bidenskin. But of course they closed early due to budget cutbacks!!!!

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This is a perfectly normal self soothing behavior. Rather than fight these thoughts you should allow yourself to go with them

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the sky crashed at Planet Hollywood

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Gesundheit

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Some great news- I have been asked to join the PENIS club at school

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Donkey Kong Country is a hell of a game

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Link is the character you play. Zelda is the video game.

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Watching sports on the east coast sucks so much. Hard to believe real sports fans would even live in this time zone

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Yeah man. Every game is reffed by one teams dad

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The copa refs are so unfair to the US. Which I can understand

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Very, very hard not to think it's "have sex"

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I have parvo

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Having a "viral" post on bluesky means opening a Pandora's box of 100 humorless replies and one at the bottom that is deservedly literal

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This doesn’t change was 99.9% of lawyers do

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Sorry to all my lawyer friends who spent a bunch of time learning how law works in the US. I had friends who were Flash developers and things turned out alright for them after they pivoted to C# or whatever. Hopefully there's an equivalent for our national legal system

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All the kids are asking me to make a treasure hunt and I'm wondering if it's too much if I tell them the prize is popsicles that will melt more the longer it takes them

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A child's ashtray

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I don't know if anyone listened to this part of the last mission impossible but the idea is that a sub sunk to the bottom of the ocean and it has a computer with the heart of the worlds most dangerous AI. That's what I think they should do with the something awful database

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Shocking to see someone simply ask that outright. Without even asking reg date first

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There was a pundit who tried being humble about his ability to predict voter reactions but then he started fading away like in back to the future

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I have been contacted by several former Twitch employees able to confirm that prior to his 2020 ban Dr Disrespect posted cap

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storytelling in video games

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Sucks when you find a guy named "EroticGent" but his page is all reposts of old tumblr dom porno and not his original thoughts. I'm a family man I can't be scrolling this. Guess I'll go check in on some of my other freaks

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I was paddling with my small son out of our inlet and toward the bay and he said "the farther we go, the bigger the waves get....it's like a video game"

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Thank you for saying that you can't tell when I'm fake posting....the highest compliment. But yeah this is just something I saw in a hotel room where the tv options were limited

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One time I saw a tv show called like "my crazy sex story" that was like cryptid shows- straight to camera interviews edited with reenactments to produce dramatic tension out of whole cloth. The story was a rockabilly whose arm mysteriously became paralyzed during sex. Turned out he had a stroke

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In this metaphor I think splinter is also me in my role as the guy who goes to work

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Going out to my parents house in the country for a week like when the ninja turtles got their ass kicked in tbe original movie and had to flee. My kids are the three other turtles (I'm Leonardo) and my wife is April Oneil (telling me I can't be depressed forever, have to get splinter back)

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