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mizer@mizer.bsky.social |
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"ED AI" A rich business man offers to buy Mister Ed's likeness for AI, Wilbur tells Mister Ed about the offer and Mister Ed is all for it. The episode culminates with Mister Ed realizing Wilbur meant the rights for Artificial Intelligence rather than Artificial Insemination and decides against it.
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mizer
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President Ford and Vice President Rockefeller are so untrustworthy, if I was for the whole day in an 80 degree room with them and Oysters Rockefeller, I would trust the oysters more. 😂😂😂
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mizer
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What if Joe Biden is in a Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me-esque scenario where someone stole his mojo and he just needs to get it back? Something to mull over
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old fruit pictures
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nick apples, painted by amanda almira newton, 1908
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mizer
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I am like a cybertruck if I touched grass I would simply fall apart.
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I was in a bar and I saw someone who posts here that I like and offered to buy them a drink. They told me they would have to decline because they just got a text that their mother had died and preferred to drink alone. I said to them I know exactly how they feel because my account just got banned.
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mizer
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When I am alone and frustrated with myself I turn into a xerox of a fax of Bobcat Goldthwait and apparently time slip 40 years.
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mizer
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I am big watch and read everything kind of guy so it has fostered an unusual media diet
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MB
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when they ask me the 25th opinion
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mizer
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I have 24 political opinions because that is the highest number.
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@holybible.bsky.social
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We have to be normal !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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mizer
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When I was a kid, kids used to be better at pool basketball. I am crushing these fools.
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mizer
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Their mouths was must've been agape at my hotdog housing prowess
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Don't challenge me to a duel on here, just come to my house with a gun. It is a lot less painful.
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mizer
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"Go back to reddit" and "you are a disney adult" are both devastating roasts here. But they don't work on me since I am banned from both.
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mizer
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you're a sick fuck if you read someone else's opinion
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mizer
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geoff esper let me down
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mizer
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I'd be so fucking pissed if I got the salad on the right
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mizer
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If I see one 'America is bad' post today.... I am probs going to like it maybe even repost it
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WizWorldLIVE
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Frustrated by basic incompetence of mortal "leadership," I published an advance excerpt of "THE CULT-BATTLER'S GUIDE!" Essential reading for anyone, but especially Joe Biden & EVERY DEMOCRAT, apparently.
Read it in the Scriptorium!
#cult #art #MAGA #MAGAcult #AlexJones #TomCruise #Scientology
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mizer
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I have no favorite companies, I love them all! I couldn't choose!
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mizer
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When I become the biggest account with the most popular posts, I am always going to like every reply.
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mizer
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I love sweating a mutual's post popping off
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mizer
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Grover and Gonzo are not related!! There is zero chance I am telling your bigoted ass how to get to the street now
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swan 🍃
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sopranos episode where they end every sentence with “in minecraft”
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mizer
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I wanted to thank everyone who voted and of course the people at BuzzFeed for featuring me on the "Top 10 Bluesky Accounts to Follow and 1 You Should NOT Under Any Circumstance" Means the world, thanks again
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both the hero we need and deserve
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mizer
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"you were being loud and abrasive" that is just my boston accent
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cassie 'froggo'
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This is how I'm dealing with spam DMs from now on.
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mizer
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Fear not! I am fighting for democracy and our President in the comment section of the New York Times!
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Let me know if I accidentally insulted you, I prefer to act with intention
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If I cant play fortnite in heaven all my good deeds are all fortnaught
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I think there are nerd Indiana Joneses hiding the cavemen dick drawings
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🤝
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mizer
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the whole third act was going to be rizz vs anxiety and rizz wins and they said no way joy has got to win
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MB
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letting loose a few absolutely disgusting farts while walking past first class in the plane is praxis
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mizer
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mfw you steal someone's bit on here
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mizer
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scrabble heads would be ecstatic
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My NDA is up so I can finally say I got kicked out of the Pixar writers room for saying Riley in INSIDE OUT 2 (2024) should have a little rizz goobler with all the other emotion googams so if your kids dont know about rizz, blame Disney.
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mizer
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I think most brain facts are made up it is goo it is unknowable ACCEPT IT
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mizer
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With Chevron overturned, sorry to all the recently unemployed wallet inspectors.
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to be honest I wrote this hoping one day it gets slapped with an ifunny watermark
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mizer
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What's the Hulk's favorite Fourth of July food? SMASHBURGER 😂😂😂
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mizer
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Nero, og rizz king, did so much dope shit no one brings up the fact he married his cousin and also his step sister. Something to ponder, America's Mayor
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theyre on my list now too
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mizer
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we bailed them out once they should bail us out of this horrible conundrum
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mizer
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Why is their big country day so close to our big country day? They should change it!
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