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Burning. Stan Sisko
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
@dumbmike.bsky.social
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JERRY: She's a ten! But the mole… ELAINE: That's it? A mole?? JERRY: A ten can't have a mole! GEORGE: A nine…? A nine could have a mole… [Maya Angelou enters, applause] MAYA ANGELOU: See to the slickness of your floor, Jerome. Easily I could slip coming through the door as swiftly as I've just done.
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@manbrother.bsky.social
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Who mmber Charlie Sheen #winning haha
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swan 🍃
@pandersera.bsky.social
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i love to stand calmly between two arguing forces & say "don't you see, you are the same" & they both get so mad that they shoot bullets at my face at the same time point blank which i catch between my teeth & chew up into a little dove that flies out of my mouth into the horizon
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@manbrother.bsky.social
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you aren't doing this, but I have found the impulse to assume or imply Omar isn't hyper-aware and focused on Gaza because of this quote a bit odd
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@manbrother.bsky.social
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what do you mean you don't like the pit of vipers???!
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@manbrother.bsky.social
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yeah its petty but what a rush when someone you find annoying interpersonally eats shit
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@manbrother.bsky.social
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bet it would be so smart, people wouldn't really get it
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more mr. nice guy
@juniorhoncho.bsky.social
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christopher nolan should make a movie that's overtly preoccupied with the passage and perception of time
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35 year old trying to become a bucket hat guy
@stefanheck.bsky.social
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before and after telling kiki she is beautiful
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mizer
@mizer.bsky.social
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I have 24 political opinions because that is the highest number.
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@manbrother.bsky.social
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when they ask me the 25th opinion
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@manbrother.bsky.social
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going thru and labelling all homies "homie"
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@manbrother.bsky.social
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gether
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Dan O’Sullivan
@osullyville.bsky.social
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There is a 7 foot tall guy behind Rishi Sunak who likely ran for office just to be able to hold a printed out L behind him during his concession speech.
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@manbrother.bsky.social
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being recognized for making incredible strides in the field of feeling dead without having to die
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@manbrother.bsky.social
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letting loose a few absolutely disgusting farts while walking past first class in the plane is praxis
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@manbrother.bsky.social
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tranqin up for da plane you already know when your boy flies he flies baby
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@manbrother.bsky.social
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yelling "BLOWING IN THE NAME OF" and bobbing my head to a hard guitar riff
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@manbrother.bsky.social
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guy who doesnt really get Strava pitching Gayva
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@manbrother.bsky.social
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thinking of sticking my neck out for a clearly unwell stranger because we post about pulling pud together
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dillo (the yakubian mamba)
@dillo.media
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don't mind me I'm just over here staying out of if it
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@manbrother.bsky.social
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getting involved? no sirree bob
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@mizer.bsky.social
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Finally someone says it! Thank you, Slate!
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@manbrother.bsky.social
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doing the cast in the aisles bit for the krusty krab pizza
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@manbrother.bsky.social
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nudging him every time anger shows up on screen
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@manbrother.bsky.social
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if another dork posts "uhhhhhh 2024???? The Bell Riots called, and they are all out of you 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣" i will fucking explode - we get it Old Sheldon
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@manbrother.bsky.social
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it is wild how they innovate on sucking shit
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@manbrother.bsky.social
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my cousin straight up turned this chocolate cake into mashed potatoes and then didn't eat it - disgusted
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@manbrother.bsky.social
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blessed be his game
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merritt k
@merrittk.com
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biden should just go up and say "my esteemed opponent fucks dogs. hes a dogfucker, jack" and then he should get on a skateboard and do a christ air
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Dan O’Sullivan
@osullyville.bsky.social
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I think it does work to point at Trump and say "this guy is a pussy. look at his stupid hair. he got out Vietnam by saying his feet hrut. his kids suck ass"
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@manbrother.bsky.social
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not sure who I want to kill - Im whoicidal
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Slideshow Bob killing Bart with photos from his last vacation
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@manbrother.bsky.social
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I would squish Plankton like a bug if his ass came after my secret formula - fuck your chum bucket ass life
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@manbrother.bsky.social
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Little Man v. Big Guy - the dichotomy of greeting a nephew
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rusty
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Brendel
@brendelbored.bsky.social
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Well at least we know how exactly this will all play out based upon the representative sample of Bluesky’s most hysterical political posters
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@manbrother.bsky.social
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site just got lame
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mizer
@mizer.bsky.social
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Did anyone else hear Biden fart?
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@manbrother.bsky.social
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first day as a professor, teaching the class that the meaning of "Pump'em full of X" is strongly dependent on X
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I would like to turn the pigs head up ever so gently so it could gaze at the stars
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Starter Packs are great because the one thing this place was missing was a personal version of that Stalin photo where you gradually remove outed pests
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melted computer
@meltedcomputer.bsky.social
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like this post if you think it’s ok for a white woman to drink glue. repost if you’ve shoplifted
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@manbrother.bsky.social
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got enough real world stress that i can't for the life of me understand people who seek stress online. pervert shit
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mr. cannoli
@boner.ink
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the goal of bluesky is to be the first person who was ever right
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@manbrother.bsky.social
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The specter of Death on campus with a "Free Cold Embrace" sign
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@manbrother.bsky.social
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*weepy guy on constant edge of mental breakdown with a Ralph Wiggum ass voice* I'm a poster!
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@manbrother.bsky.social
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throwing pears at my dumbest homie - eat that mealy trash you piece of shit
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yooo it worked im typing this shit with little paws
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doin drugs so i can switch brains with my cat
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