Michael Jay McClure

a.a. de levine @aadelevine.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 00:19 UTC

hierarchy of needs and every line says "beautiful antique roll top desk with lots of little drawers and hidden compartments"

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Michael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 00:23 UTC

Oh, Martin. I have posted about my SMDA hundreds of times. 😏

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Michael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 23:49 UTC

Yes. This is entirely right.

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Michael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 23:42 UTC

Server: May I take your dri— Second Most Difficult Aunt: Tell me about the ice. Server: ? SMDA: tray or pick? Server: ? SMDA: Formed. By. Tray. Or. Pick. Server: A machi— SMDA: Chilled tea no ice Server: & for y— MJM: Champagne Server: GREAT choice SMDA (looking at menu):🎶I can hear you🎶

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Michael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 23:27 UTC

Exactly.

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Michael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 21:57 UTC

I have had lunch with my second most difficult aunt. I have also, when she wasn’t looking, mouthed “sorry” to our server appropriately eight times.

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Michael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 14:43 UTC

Good morning! As I woke, shaft of sunlight across my torso, I thought, “don’t think so much about chandeliers today,” but by the end of the thought, of course, it was already too late.

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Michael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 14:41 UTC

Fun!

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Michael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 03:04 UTC

Someone: I just got a salad at “Whole Paycheck.” 😏🤪 Me: Excuse me while throw myself off this craggy tor real quick.

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Michael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 03:01 UTC

When MC hears that Judy Garland is still in her dressing room.

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Michael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 02:50 UTC

Get a rag & we’ll all start vengeance cleaning.

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Michael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 02:49 UTC

Well, that’s just hot.

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Michael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 00:58 UTC

Hahaha. She may be the only person able to pull it off.

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Michael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 00:04 UTC

Coolidge would never.

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Michael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 22:57 UTC

Café. A woman legitimately tries to make the “I call Target, Tar-zhay” joke to her friend on the phone; she method acts; as if it just occurred to her. The willowy barista with the punk edge wipes the creamer station counter with what can only be called rage.

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Michael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 22:09 UTC

This is genius. Mais bien sûr.

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