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Michael Jay McClure@mjmimages.bsky.social |
Server: May I take your dri— Second Most Difficult Aunt: Tell me about the ice. Server: ? SMDA: tray or pick? Server: ? SMDA: Formed. By. Tray. Or. Pick. Server: A machi— SMDA: Chilled tea no ice Server: & for y— MJM: Champagne Server: GREAT choice SMDA (looking at menu):🎶I can hear you🎶
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Allan, your robot dad
@allanis.gay
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When your aunt pays the bill on debit and you surreptitiously leave 50% tip on the table.
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Roadie
@roadrhythm.bsky.social
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Having worked food service in a place with an industrial ice machine and knowing exactly how often it wasn't cleaned, I do kind of see where she's coming from. ("Tray or pick" is still not a question you should ask your server, though.)
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RM
@dorsalstream.bsky.social
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Chilling but also thrilling, like a harpsichord
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Martin Schneider
@wovenstrap.bsky.social
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This should become a recurring character. Make scenes up if you have to.
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Joe Koch
@horrorsong.blog
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Iconic.
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PAM!
@pamtoo.bsky.social
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You've heard about mine correcting the orders of the tables around us, right? Yep. Yepp.
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Julia S.
@booktweeting.bsky.social
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your aunt tales should be collected in an aunthology
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swirlOsquirrel
@swirlosquirrel.bsky.social
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How I picture your second most difficult aunt, whilst wearing her Sunday morning church finery.
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Babsmageddon
@babssignal.bsky.social
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I picture her like this, if that's all right.
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