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Mike Masnick

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The price NYers pay for good bagels is the thing in the water that makes all public officials absolutely awful.

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Porter's avatar Porter @porter79.bsky.social
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Nuuummmy. 🥯 And poverty. 😭

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Sam's avatar Sam @very-simple.com
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That monkey’s paw has been working overtime since, like, 1928.

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Tom's avatar Tom @alttag.bsky.social
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The thing that makes bagels good is boiling them before baking. Maybe NYers should try that with their politicians.

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Pwnallthethings's avatar Pwnallthethings @pwnallthethings.bsky.social
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Flavored with delicious delicious lead paint or smth

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Octocryptid 🜬's avatar Octocryptid 🜬 @octocryptid.bsky.social
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Lead?

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George Snuggleyou Bush's avatar George Snuggleyou Bush @ucanhearushowling.bsky.social
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NY is the best D example of what can go wrong with 1 party rule. Politicians just rest on their laurels and do culture war stuff instead of like, helpful stuff. Much worse in R states of course, and not like republicans in NY are engaging in good faith. Idk what the way out is. Ranked choice voting?

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DR Darke's avatar DR Darke @drdarkeny.bsky.social
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You assume they weren't dipshits to begin with.

Sorry, @mmasnick.bsky.social—it's not the water, it's the Party Machines that keep pushing "leaders" like Andrew Cuomo, Kathy Hochul, Rudy Giuliani and Eric Adams on the state....

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jack the nonabrasive 's avatar jack the nonabrasive @karabaic.bsky.social
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So you're saying it originates upstate? :-)

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nick's avatar nick @nrdd.bsky.social
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It's also responsible for the pizza crust so the tradeoff seems ok

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Lyn Belzer's avatar Lyn Belzer @lynbelzer.bsky.social
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I swear to doG there's a brain-eating amoeba issue in the Gracie Mansion plumbing.

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Rebecca Shapiro's avatar Rebecca Shapiro @rebeccashapiro.bsky.social
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OMG there's an H&H in Texas

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